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Post by doctormadwoman on Aug 11, 2005 21:01:08 GMT -5
Here's a sneek peek:
*Ron and Harry are talking, in the background we see Rolanda laughing at something, a moment later, we see Minerva tackle Ro and tries to pummel her, but Albus drags her off...
Harry:"Well, that could have gone worse...."
Ron:"Yeah, but when Madame Hooch chucked that cake, I thought McGonagall would burst every blood vessel in her body.....hilarious...."
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Post by TheGryffindorSeeker on Aug 12, 2005 4:43:10 GMT -5
lol oh not fair need more lol  |
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Post by doctormadwoman on Aug 12, 2005 21:43:57 GMT -5
*SIGH*...I guess there's no more putting it off.
The doors to the Great Hall blew open to reaveal Boadicea McGonagall, Rolanda Hooch, Poppy Pomfrey, Sarah Sinistra, Sylvia Sprout and (sadly) Sybill Trelawney marching in single file down the asle to the alter. Everyone was astonished to see Madame Hooch in a dress. Everyone was even MORE surprised to see that she had neon pink hair with the words ;'Keep watching, I Might Do A Trick' shaved onto the back of her head. As soon as the line of women reached thier destination, the bride made herself know. Minerva marched briskly into the Hall; her head held high, her posture perfect. She didn't do the fussy little slow march that brides normally did, she just swept elegantly down the walkway, her hair falling free down her back.
About her was an' let's get down to business, shall we?' air that no one wished to challenge. She wore no veil for she didn't want to hide anything but she DID carry a bouqet of red, gold, and white roses. Atop her head was a wreath of little Fire Flowers, flashing and winking cheerily at the staring guests. She wore a set of cream and white Wedding Robes( a velvet bodice with a billowing, silken skirt) that matched Albus'(except HIS didn't look like a dress...).
Minerva halted before the priest beside Albus, smiling at him.
"Well, are you , Albus Dumbledore, ready to take Minerva McGonagall as your lifepartner and wife?" the priest began, saying the ancient spell starter.
Albus glanced at Minerva, then turned to the man before him.
"I am." Albus said solemnly. The Holy man nodded and turned to a ramrod stiff Minerva.
"And are you, Minerva McGonagall, ready to take Albus Dumbledore as your lifepartner and husband?"
Minerva looked Albus in the eye.
"I am." said she.
The priest took a deep breath and continued.
"Do you both promise to remain faithful to eachother, to comfort one another in times of tragedy and loss?"
"We do."
"We do."
"Do you both promise to shoulder even amounts of responcability, to be understanding of one another?"
"We do."
"We do."
"Do you promise to stand together no matter the hardship, do you promise to love one another until Death claims you??"
Albus looked at Minerva who looked right back.
"We do." they answered.
The priest smiled faintly.
"Take out your wands." he instructed.
With a rustle, the pair had their wands out.
"Kneel now."
They did.
"Please cross your wands and repeat after me; Deth sleni ammastas tarlnelin toth."*
"Delth sleni ammastas tarnelin toth."
"Delth sleni ammastas tarnelin toth."
Minerva and Albus' wands glowed with a soft white light, it spread up their wand arms and across their bodies. No one moved, not even Malfoy and his goons (Although, they were asleep...gits). the light grew brighter and bighter untill it was if a sun was in the Hall with them. The light turned gold, then started to pulse; first retarcting in and then pushing out.
Finally after a minute or two of pulseing, the light shrank rapidly and with a 'SNAP!', was gone.
Albus and Minerva uncrossed their wands and blinked, confused, at one another. Their eyes widened. The were glowing faintly.
The priest shook himself and looked down at the couple before him.
"Your love is strong. So, by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife.
You may kiss the bride." he announced. Albus grinned and they both stood up. Minerva looked deep into Albus' eyes as he brushed some of her hair away.
Then Albus drew Minerva close and kissed her to wild screams and cheers.
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FINALLY!!! Weeeeeeeeeee!!! I FINALLY got them married!! Oh, BABY, yeah!!!
*Starts doing the Monkey Victory Dance*
*Oh, I made those words up, they don't really mean anything. I just liked the way they looked! ;D!!
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Post by Lady Lavendar on Aug 12, 2005 23:47:06 GMT -5
Great update, and I hope to see another one soon!
LL
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Post by doctormadwoman on Aug 15, 2005 20:17:21 GMT -5
Thank you!!! Does anyone have any specific requests? I know what Lady Jolly wants but not the rest of my (totally AWESOME) reviewers....
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Post by TheGryffindorSeeker on Aug 16, 2005 13:42:44 GMT -5
loved the chapt. I don't know what i want but what your doing so far is bloody brilliant, keep it up |
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Post by Lady Jolly on Aug 16, 2005 17:46:07 GMT -5
YEAH I WANT A CAKE FIGHT HEHEHEH or something fun at the reception please This was an Terrific story I loved it and it is definately humourous and absolutely hilarious keep up the great write and write more soon Lady Jolly |
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Post by doctormadwoman on Aug 16, 2005 20:17:55 GMT -5
Alrighty!! Thank you! *Sniff* They like me!! They really, really LIKE me!!
Minerva*Rolls her eyes*:"Are you ever going to untie from this chair.
Doc:"Lemme think...uh, NO."
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Post by TheGryffindorSeeker on Aug 17, 2005 13:10:39 GMT -5
lol
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Post by doctormadwoman on Sept 12, 2005 21:10:25 GMT -5
Minerva and Albus were mobbed by Gryffindors, Ravenclaws and Huffelpuffs, all screaming and shouting at the top of their lungs. Rolanda nabbed Minerva's arm and thrust it into the air, screaming;
"THANK THE GODS!! SHE FINALLY DID IT!!"
Albus bowed theatrically to his guests, truly living up to his 'child at heart' reputation.
Hermione was jumping up and down, screaming herself hoarce as tears streamed down her face. Ron was totally red in the face and Harry was grinning akwardly.
Ludo Bagman shook both their hands with every boyish ounce of energy he possessed. Fred and George elbowed their way over and wrung the Heads' hands, roaring with pleasure.
Albus waited for afew more moments, then sent up a few purple firecrackers.
"As much as it pleases me to know that you're all as highly estatic about this as I, I believe it is time for the reseption."
This was received with a blast of sound that nearly blew his eardrums.
After the feasting part was done, it was time to cut: Da Cake.
"Ladies first." Albus said politely, handing his wife the sword like knife. Minerva brought the knife down like some battle goddess and sliced off the first bit of cake (which was seven feet tall). Albus blinked, then laughed. He took the knife and cut his own slice. Minerva levered her slice on a plate and was about to dig in when a sticky, white blob of something was ground into her face.
"Gleck!!" Minerva wiped the sticky paste from her nose and mouth and then removed her glasses. Albus was bent double, laughing heartily as Minerva spluttered and glared at him through a thick layer of what was Albus' cake slice.
"Oh, dear!! It's a Muggle tradition, Minerva! Truly hilari-uh oh..."
Minerva slapped her slice into Albus' face, making it look like his beard had taken over. The students burst out laughing. Albus grinned and wiped Minerva's face with a napkin. He licked one of his fingers free of frosting.
"You are quite tasty, Minerva. A delicacy, if you will."
"Save it for tonight, Albus."
"Spoil sport."
Minerva felt a entergetic tap on her shoulder and turned around in time to have HErmione Granger embrace her.
"Ooooh, Professors!! This is wonderful!! I hope you two are happy!!" she squealed happily. Minerva smiled at her.
"Thank you, Miss Granger. I think we will be very happy together."
"And I think we'll name our first born 'Hermione', don't you think, Minerva?" Albus said happily, slinging an arm about his wife. Minerva and Hermione blushed.
"I'll see you later then, Professors Dumbledore!!" the girl called as she went back to her friends.
"No, truely, let's name our firsy born Hermione."
"Oh, ALBUS..." Minerva said. She felt antother tap. She turned around, expecting to see another student giving her a normal congratulations. What she FOUND was the complete opposite; Rolanda stood befpre her, holding a large chunck of the wedding cake. She pulled back her arm and lobbed the tasty treat across the room, hitting Severous Snape in the head.
"FOOD FIGHT!!" Rolanda cried merrily.
That's when all gosh durn heck broke loose.
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She lives? She LIVES after all this time?!LOL Thank you to all who were patient enough to wait for this. Lady J is about to get her wish!
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Post by tanja on Sept 13, 2005 4:12:12 GMT -5
funny part...food fight is always good!!
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Post by TheGryffindorSeeker on Sept 13, 2005 15:42:02 GMT -5
lol oh funny so funny keep it up, loving it |
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Post by LadyJolly on Sept 13, 2005 21:00:28 GMT -5
OH MY ahahhahha that was wonderful!!!! I'm so glad you wrote the food fight scene!!! Fantastic story I loved it and it was hilarious.
Lady Jolly
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Post by doctormadwoman on Sept 15, 2005 20:49:09 GMT -5
Oh, it gets better...I'll post more this weekend...I'm kinda feeling a little sluggish....
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Post by LadyJolly on Sept 17, 2005 15:56:31 GMT -5
Whoa there's more?! cool well It's the weekend!!! ehhehe hope to read some more. Love the story.
Lady Jolly
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Post by BlazeFourPaws on Sept 17, 2005 23:53:11 GMT -5
Severus and Hoochie have secret hidden feelings and Severus needs to propose covered in cake. With Ro shouting only if "You wear the damn dress". I love this fic.
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Post by TheGryffindorSeeker on Sept 18, 2005 8:39:29 GMT -5
more!!! oh i can't wait |
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Post by doctormadwoman on Oct 10, 2005 20:19:06 GMT -5
I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVEEE!!!!!
Never in Hogwarts' entire history had their been a food fight in the Great Hall of such monsterus porportions. A wall of students ran forward, scooping handfuls of cake and lobbing them across the hall to hit friends and enimies. The teachers ran around, trying to aviod cake and put a stop to the pandemonium. To no avail of course. Well, Rolanda was actually HELPING the students battle off the teachers and waving her wand at the tables to conjur up more edible missiles. Treacle tart, spotted dick, rehubarb crumble, chocolate cake of all consistencies, soups, stews, drinks, crisps, chips, and tripe were summoned from the kitchens to aid the students in their battle.
Minerva and Albus doged and weaved through the nearly constant rain of foods and beverages. Poppy was struck on the back of her head by a pudding of sorts; Snape was stumbling around with half of what looked like a white pumpkin stuck to his head by means of a Sticking Charm; Karkaroff came sprinting by, a plate of scalding beef stew pouring itself upon him. It was total chaos, and everyone was glorying in it. Looking about quickly, Albus scooped up a warm tureen of peas and dumped them on Alastor's head. Moody dropped his wand (a first) and started to swing his fists, punching Karkaroff in the nose. Minerva glared at him from behind the large platter she was using as a shield.
"ALBUS!! Is that any example to set for the students?!" she cried as another slice of wedding cake plastered across the platter with a sickening SPLAT. Albus smiled innocently at her.
"Pardon my saying this, Mrs. Dumbledore, but I think their example has already been set." he said cheerfully as he gestuered to Rolanda, whom had somehow managed to get into the rafters and was pouring ladel-fuls of punch or soup on the targets below. Minerva pursed her lips and narrowed her eyes.
"Albus Percivil Wulvric Brian Dumbledore, you geto ut there right now and set a NEW example for those students or so help me, I'll make you sleep on the couch tonight!!"
Albus hurried into the middle of the room. FAST.
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Post by tanja on Oct 12, 2005 13:02:22 GMT -5
go on... go on... go on...PLEASE
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Post by LadyJolly on Oct 16, 2005 22:22:40 GMT -5
Dang The full name and a threat ahahahha Poor Albus but Minerva's right He should set an example but with his childness I don't think so! Anyways keep going if you can it's all good!!
Lady Jolly
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Post by TheGryffindorSeeker on Oct 17, 2005 15:55:29 GMT -5
continue please |
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Post by zannonalexia on Nov 8, 2005 10:57:54 GMT -5
always something with hooch isnt there... hehe
Kri
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Post by harmonydumbledore on Mar 21, 2008 18:19:35 GMT -5
Please don't end it there.... this is hiliarious!!! I love it!
I vote you carry this up at least until the first born. I say Hermione Rolanda if girl and Harry Alastor if boy. Hey they kids need to be crazy, look at whose raising them.
I love the food fight, me thinks Ro should get something worse for starting it. Please keep it going this is so freakin funny!!!
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Post by Desdemona on Jun 12, 2008 14:21:21 GMT -5
aaaarrrrghghhg!! i have just found this and.....WOW i luff u.
can we have some sort of team of warrior witches that team up against the wanderfull wizards for a giant food fight or something. And Min still needs to heave the bounquet o flowers up in the airy air of life....
yesh....indeedy
big luff Desde
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Post by DrMMAD on Nov 7, 2008 23:59:48 GMT -5
Well...it's not as bad as I thought it would be...I did write this when I was twelve or thirteen, after all, so I expected it to be a lot worse.
I SHALL REWRITE THIS. GIVEN TIME, IT SHALL BE REVAMPED AND EDITED TO NEAR PERFECTION.
BUT I'M KEEPING ROLANDA SLIGHTY INSANE. BECAUSE IT'S TOO MUCH FUN. [/capslockabuse]
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Post by Twisted Peppermint on Jan 10, 2009 14:01:17 GMT -5
Wow. This story is so AWSOME!! You HAVE to keep writing this story!  |
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Post by horcruxhorror on Oct 27, 2009 14:25:35 GMT -5
i agree w/ harmony, continue to firstborn! i love hermione rolanda thats so cute!!!!1
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