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Post by misshoneychurch88 on Dec 13, 2006 19:16:55 GMT -5
I have to admt, I absolutly love stuff like this. I used to have two icons like these, and if I remember correctly they were
1. I am not allowed to sing "Defying Gravity" during Quidditch paractice
2. I may not wear a mask and wander the dungeons claiming to be the Phantom of Hogwarts
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Post by StormAngel on Dec 13, 2006 19:18:58 GMT -5
lol!!! Phantom of hogwarts... LOL!! ~~
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Post by misshoneychurch88 on Dec 13, 2006 19:21:43 GMT -5
yeah I'm a theatre dork, so those were my favs...I accidentally deleated them, but I can try to find them again, there were a bunch of them
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Post by ιady ταвz on Dec 15, 2006 22:25:08 GMT -5
I have to admt, I absolutly love stuff like this. I used to have two icons like these, and if I remember correctly they were 1. I am not allowed to sing "Defying Gravity" during Quidditch paractice 2. I may not wear a mask and wander the dungeons claiming to be the Phantom of Hogwarts lmao..really funny |
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Post by laundry basket on Dec 25, 2006 14:46:51 GMT -5
rofl.... I love the 'Phantom of Hpgwarts' that was too funny!  |
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Post by laundry basket on Dec 25, 2006 14:47:37 GMT -5
 rofl.... I love the 'Phantom of Hpgwarts' that was too funny! urg, typos.
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Post by minxphoenixtabs on Dec 25, 2006 17:50:41 GMT -5
lol... Phantom of hogwarts lol...
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Post by DaBao on Dec 28, 2006 6:08:30 GMT -5
All this is hilarious!! I believe my family thinks I'm crazy now.
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Post by childminerva on Dec 28, 2006 10:52:46 GMT -5
That fic, Padfoot Prohibited, was amazing...I laughed the whole time, the ADMM parts were hilarious.
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Post by Ashlynn Minerva Rose on Dec 29, 2006 15:54:10 GMT -5
my sis thinks i'm crzy cause i keep bursting out laughing. then again i probably am  |
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Post by Ashlynn Minerva Rose on Dec 29, 2006 19:59:37 GMT -5
To go along with the Sirius theme, I found tons more lists && thought I'd post a few. (Some of them are repeats, but I'm too lazy too check which ones are.) The Sexy Sirius Blacks list of things he is no longer allowed to do to at Hogwarts I am no longer allowed to ask if I can grope Professor McGonagall I am no longer allowed to walk around the corridors in a fairy costume just to walk around in a fairy costume. I am no longer allowed to sign my papers as “The Great and Sexy Sirius Black” I am no longer allowed to dress up as James and embarrass my self to ruin Prongs’ (little) reputation I am no longer allowed to ask Lily for a neck rub while in vincity of James I am no longer allowed to give first years Fire Whiskey. I am no longer allowed to draw dirty words and images on James’ face when he wakes up late. I am no longer allowed to give James condoms for Christmas and I am also no longer allowed to give Lily birth control for Christmas. I am no longer allowed to place hundreds of vicious squirrels in Snivellius’ dorm. I am no longer allowed to steal Remus’ chocolate. I am no longer allowed to ask Remus if his wolf senses are tingling. I am no longer allowed to place Peters hand in warm water while he is taking his Between class nap and I am also no longer allowed to place a charm on him so he will not feel that he has wet himself. I am no longer allowed to make elves strip tease on holidays in the Great Hall I am no longer allowed to place whoopee cushions on Professor Dumbledore’s chair in the Great Hall I am no longer allowed to charm Killer Butterflies into attacking Snivellius I am no longer allowed to lock Lily and James into broom closets (although they enjoy it more than they put off). I am no longer allowed to tell first years that Professor Flitwicks first name is actually Yoda I am no longer allowed to introduce paint ball to Peeves I am no longer allowed to bring the Giant Squid as my date to the Yule Ball I am no longer allowed to follow potion instruction’s in opposite order to see what happens I am no longer allowed to lock Gryffindors and Slytherins in rooms and take bets on who comes out alive I am no longer allowed to tell the first years that the Whomping Willow is a god idea to build a tree house. I am not a member of the unheard of Fifth House of Hogwarts, nor am I it’s founder I will not use silencing charms on my professors. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort...Especially if Harry Potter's life is in the bargain... I will not teach the house elves how to impersonate Jar Jar Binks I will not take a life insurance policy out of Harry Potter I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes teacher I will not put books of muggle fairy-tales in the history section of the library I will not use first year Slytherins and Gryffindors as Christmas lights Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the residential ghosts Bringing fortune cookies to Divinations class does not count as extra credit. Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera. I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs. I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" I will not steal Gryffindors’s sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month" First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy Sorry, no good ADMMness, but I found them funny nevertheless. These aren't all the lists I found, I'm just too lazy to post anymore. If you go to mugglenet.com, scroll down and go to fun lists and there are a bunch of lists there. Also, if you do a search @ ff.net, (type in list using summary) TONS come up. |
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Post by StormAngel on Dec 29, 2006 22:03:10 GMT -5
lolz... totally hillarious
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Post by DaBao on Dec 29, 2006 22:20:22 GMT -5
I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
This is just too hilarious!
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Post by StormAngel on Dec 30, 2006 22:54:12 GMT -5
lolz... time of the month... lolx... I'm still cracking up.
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Post by aphelion on Jan 2, 2007 23:59:33 GMT -5
Brilliant! lmfao!
I should have been in bed ages ago but I couldn't stop reading. Who needs sleep anyway?
Thanks for the giggles!
"What's new girl thingy-cat?" lol
[glow=red,2,300]aphelion [/glow]
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Post by Drake on Jan 6, 2007 2:32:36 GMT -5
I would probably do all of these things... Specially the wedding invites one.
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Post by McGonagallsGirl on Jan 14, 2007 22:39:36 GMT -5
"1. I am not allowed to sing "Defying Gravity" during Quidditch paractice"
....oh....oops....
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Post by MinnieQuill on Jan 14, 2007 23:24:08 GMT -5
Oh dear, this is too good. I am going to be in so much trouble for being here, but this was too funny to pass up reading.
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Post by Ivy_Wize on Jan 15, 2007 17:04:28 GMT -5
# 150 (or whatever we're up to now) : I will not ask Professor McGonagall if her Tom's last name is Riddle...
Note: Tom = male cat
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Post by FireBird on Jan 22, 2007 10:54:05 GMT -5
The 'annual June battle of good versus evil' - LOL!
These new ones were great, too!
"I am not allowed to sing "Defying Gravity" during Quidditch paractice"
"I may not wear a mask and wander the dungeons claiming to be the Phantom of Hogwarts"
"I will not ask Professor McGonagall if her Tom's last name is Riddle..."
ROFL!!
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Post by Ashlynn Minerva Rose on Jan 22, 2007 15:43:00 GMT -5
lol i forgot i posted some of those here. lol. i space out waaaayyyyy too much. lol i love all of them.
Much Love,
M. Rose
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Post by Alexannah on May 17, 2007 16:52:40 GMT -5
I've seen "The Big No Nos at Hogwarts" and the Sirius one on FFnet, but I don't know where the others come from. You should put links and credit them.
I rephrased this one from a quote in a fic by Celebony (FFnet, Recnac Transfaerso).
I am not allowed to tell Professor Dumbledore he looks like Father Christmas on Weight Watchers
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Post by StormAngel on May 31, 2007 21:49:18 GMT -5
I am no longer allowed to sign my papers as “The Great and Sexy Sirius Black”
lmao!! I am still cracking up. Lmao
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Post by MinervaMcGonagall on Jun 2, 2007 17:47:22 GMT -5
LOL! I loved all of those.
I shall not spread rumors about any of the teachers' romances ...with each other.
I shall not dress up as Snape for Halloween.
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Post by fallingmoon on Aug 21, 2007 9:17:59 GMT -5
I found this one
Albus Dumbledore is not my personal Jesus
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Post by Drake on Aug 21, 2007 14:46:40 GMT -5
I love the Disco Party one. Beacuse Dumbledore would.
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Post by tabbycat on Aug 21, 2007 19:21:52 GMT -5
" I am no longer allowed to ask if I can grope Professor McGonagall "
rofl ;D I can't stop laughing
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Post by MinervaMcGonagall on Sept 7, 2007 14:54:25 GMT -5
LOL! THey have a whole facebook group on this subject.
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Post by mmadcrazyfan on Jan 26, 2008 16:56:40 GMT -5
some of these are repeats, but ill post them anyway1. I will not tie Malfoy to Harry, just to see what happens.
2. I will not go up to Professor Umbridge and start singing ‘U-G-L-Y, you ain’t got no alibi’ as it will most likely land me a detention.
3. I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"
4. I will not ask Hermione if I can hide my bird’s eggs in her hair, as it will most likely land me a slap.
5. I will not lend Professor Umbridge’s quill to the emo students (no offence).
6. I will not tease Harry about his last name ‘Potter’ and then proceed to ask him if he is good with his hands.
7. If a classmate is jingling the change in his pockets, I will not laugh at him for "playing with his Knuts".
8. I will not address Professor Umbridge with a loud "Heil Umbridge!" and an accompanying salute.
9. I will not shout out ‘Are you fucking Sirius?!’ every time Professor Lupin states something.
10. I will not hold a lighter to Snape’s head in hope that it will light.
11. I will stop protesting that Luicus Malfoy’s cane is a pimp cane and that Narcissa is his bitch.
12. I will stop showing horror movies to the Death Eaters, and then follow them with a sweet sappy romance as I feel they don’t like them.
13. I will also stop suggest they should have a confession circle, every week, as last time it led to Wormtail and Avery confessing stuff we didn’t want to know.
14. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott, and Justin Finch-Fletchly as Blossom, Buttercup and Bubbles.
15. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballs.
16. I will stop singing ‘ Rich Girl’ in front of the Weasley’s as it is quite rude.
17. I will stop asking Greyback or any werewolf for that matter, what his furry little problem is.
18. I will stop stealing the professor’s underwear as selling it on Ebay is as hard as getting it. Furthermore, I shall steal Dumbledore’s instead.
19. I will stop asking Narcissa Malfoy what’s up her nose, as it has leaded to concussion before.
20. I will stop asking Tom, ‘What’s that on your back?!’ as he feels it is rude. Futhermore, I will stop stalking him, just to see if he ever takes it off.
21. I will stop daring the New Zealand kids to walk up to Professor Snape and saying ‘All I can think about it six.’
22. I will stop asking Professor McGongall is Mrs Norris is her daughter, as, she feels quite repulsed by the idea.
23. I will stop sending care packages to Snape,and furthermore if I forget my promise ,I will stop signing them ‘Your Kitty’.
24. I will stop calling Ginny, Hermione and Cho ‘Harry’s Angels’.
25. I cannot tell Pansy that a house falls on her if she isn’t going to be nicer.
26. I cannot ask Harry if his “Voldy sense is tingling,” while pointing to his scar.
27. I cannot run bets on what the fate of this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher will be.
28. I cannot give Harry Potter his own theme music, especially when said theme song is “I Will Survive.”
29. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
30. I will stop referring to showering as 'giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful.'
21.Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not.
32.If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the fact and draw a dark mark on their arm.
33.I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
34. I will stop arguing that I am a sloth animagus.
35. Asking “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” and walking away is only funny the first time.
36. I will not lick Trevor. Point blank.
37. A wand is for magic only, it’s not for picking noses, playing snooker, or drumming on desks, no matter how bored I become.38. I will not refer to Kingsley Shacklebolt as a big black sexy auror.
39. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.
40.I am not the Defense against the Boring Classes professor.
41.Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labled ‘FireWhiskey’.
42. 42 is not the answer to every question on the Owls exam.
43.I will not say the phrase ”Dude get a life” to Lord Voldemort.
44.I should not refer to DADA professor as ‘canaries in a coal mine’.
45.There is not now or ever was, a fifth house at Hogwarts. And I am not a member, nor the founder of that house.
46. I will not refer to the Accio charm as ‘The Force’.
47.Albus Dumbledore’s proper title is Headmaster not ‘My Liege’
48. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on any ghost or poltgerisists.
49. I will not ask Harry Potter, ever, who died and made him boss.
50. Albus Dumbledore is not my personal Jesus.
. there are some really funny new ones =P
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Post by mmadforever on Jan 26, 2008 17:11:56 GMT -5
i love these!!
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