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Post by mcgonagallrocks on Oct 8, 2006 21:31:32 GMT -5
I was just messing around looking for a new Harry Potter RP and I found this thread called Ships. Ok I went to see if there were any fellow ADMMers there so I clicked on it. Ok I got about half way down the page and out someone who ships Hagrid/Snape EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Does anyone else find this distrubing? I mean that's just wrong. Everyone is intitled to their own opininons but honostly Hagrid/Snape. That is just sick. It's like TRMM.
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Post by beMMADfabulous on Oct 8, 2006 21:35:28 GMT -5
Hagrid/Snape?!? Where in the heck does that come from?! That's not even... fathomable to me. I agree about the TRMM thing too. *gags*
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Post by mcgonagallrocks on Oct 8, 2006 21:37:38 GMT -5
My exact thoughts. I mean Hagrid has Madam Maxiem (sp) and Snape is with Hooch *at least in my mind*. Where do you get those two together? Those two together is about as likely as Lupin and the Toad getting together. Like hell either will happen.
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Post by beMMADfabulous on Oct 8, 2006 22:03:35 GMT -5
Aw, I love Madame Maxime and Hagrid together. hehe
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Post by childminerva on Oct 8, 2006 22:06:37 GMT -5
what??? some slash is understandable...but Hagrid and Snape...that's, I mean, what? I can't even wrap my mind around that.
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Post by beMMADfabulous on Oct 8, 2006 22:11:38 GMT -5
I don't understand where Hooch/Snape came from, but I like it too. lol
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Post by FireBird on Oct 9, 2006 5:26:35 GMT -5
Hagrid/Snape? 
I wonder if there are some people who put all characters names into a hat, draw two out and then decide "I'm going to ship this pairing."
How else do people come up with this kind of stuff? No offense, but do these two even have a scene together?
This is the first time I've ever heard of this pairing, and hopefully it will be the last as well.
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Post by mcgonagallrocks on Oct 9, 2006 8:08:10 GMT -5
TigerLime I agree I hope it's the last time I see it. The only sceans I can think of they even have together are in the Great Hall at meals and they never talk.
BeMMADfabulous the Snape/Hooch thing no clue either. I just stared reading Into The Lion's Den and thought they were cute so whenever I needed one of them to have a bf, gf, or spouse I picked the other one. Where it came from no clue. But I love it. RH/MaM is so sweet. I love those two together.
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Post by nicolerose on Oct 15, 2006 13:28:20 GMT -5
NONONONONO WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!! They are so not good together! EW!!
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Post by furandfeathers on Oct 15, 2006 13:36:28 GMT -5
Hagrid/Snape? That's just not even logical.
I really only like Snape paired with Hooch..or no one at all.
*ponders Hagrid/Snape more* ew. no.
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Post by crystalpheonixeyes on Oct 15, 2006 13:53:39 GMT -5
What is wrong with the world? Hagrid/Snape?? Come on People! Not only is it just gross, but.....I can't even think about it! ::gaggs::
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Post by gmshed on Oct 15, 2006 16:14:14 GMT -5
That is unbelievable. Hagrid/Snape?
I wonder if there are some people who put all characters names into a hat, draw two out and then decide "I'm going to ship this pairing."
How else do people come up with this kind of stuff? No offense, but do these two even have a scene together?
I completely agree, TigerLime. There's never-seen-them-together-but-they-fit, excuse-me-they-hate-each-other but this falls into the last category W-T-F! The mind boggles. In fact the imagination refuses to think about it. I am thankful for that. I read a Hagrid/Minerva fic once by accident...ewwwww. Not only was it the pairing, it was an excruciatingly bad fic. It is burnt into my mind, I should have never told Hayley about it. Once she had got over being squicked, she went and FOUND IT and PRINTED IT OUT and READ IT OUT repeatedly and melodramatically while I screamed and threw a lot of things at her. Not only pillows. Catch me talking about squickfic at a sleepover again. I seriously believe I have been scarred by that fic. *ahem* In conclusion, Hagrid with anyone but Madame Maxime is wrong, Minerva with anyone but Albus is very wrong, and Snape just fits with Hooch, if with anyone. P.S. [quote author=crystalphenioxeyes board=harry thread=1160361092 post=1160938419]What is wrong with the world? Hagrid/Snape?? Come on People! Not only is it just gross, but.....I can't even think about it! ::gaggs::[/quote] I said this a while back, but I repeat it here there is either something wrong with the test or the world when the results of a 'what's your ship' test claim that out of 40,000 results, Lily/Snape lead by a couple of thousand. And only 798 people got ADMM! I always get Harry/Hermione...but I suppose that if Albus and Minerva had been teenagers together, their relationship might have been similar...I've gone completely off the point, haven't I? Sorry. *shuts up*  |
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Post by mcgonagallrocks on Oct 15, 2006 18:22:32 GMT -5
OMG Hagrid/Min EW that is just wrong. Much like Hagrid/Snape EWWWWWWWWWW I just can't say it enough. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
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Post by KSpirit on Oct 15, 2006 21:27:47 GMT -5
Oh no. No joking, I really did just get nauseas thinking about snape/hagrid. Thats just not right, IMHO.
I am on the Snape/Hooch wagon too-I never thought of it before, but I read it somewhere and thought, "that works...hmm..". Thats pretty much the only Snape pairing I like as well...
Ohh my stomach...my icecream may be making its way back up...I made a mistake opening this thread right now...
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Post by beMMADfabulous on Oct 15, 2006 21:49:24 GMT -5
I can't believe I'm admitting this, but I guess I'm with you all on the Hooch/Snape thing too. It's actually kinda... cute. (did I just say that? lol)
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Post by mcgonagallrocks on Oct 16, 2006 5:24:39 GMT -5
It's cute I mean she does look a tad bit old for him but Hooch/Snape is cute. I love it.  Really I like the explnation in Into the Lion's Den about how they got together. Yha know she was stupid had an affair with him when he was a student and got pregnant. (of course minus the miscarriages I was so sad for her) |
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Post by mcgonagallrocks on Oct 16, 2006 6:22:04 GMT -5
This is a double post I know but still
goldfishmemoir I was just a bit curious (Merlin I hate myself) so I read a Hagrid/Min story it's okly written but the ship is BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND Albus walked in on them kissing EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Post by KSpirit on Oct 16, 2006 7:54:02 GMT -5
This is a double post I know but still goldfishmemoir I was just a bit curious (Merlin I hate myself) so I read a Hagrid/Min story it's okly written but the ship is BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND Albus walked in on them kissing EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Oh, poor Albus. How could Minerva do that to him...  |
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Post by angeldust on Oct 16, 2006 10:57:12 GMT -5
I really like the concept of hagrid being secretly inlove with Minerva (perhaps misreading her motherish devotion to him) but she being desperately in love with his idol (albus!!)
Hagrid/Snape is just one of those ships I really can't understand where on earth it came from! I like TR/MM.... *dodges rotten tomartoes thrown*
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Post by gmshed on Oct 16, 2006 11:16:10 GMT -5
I can see TR/MM, but I don't like it. I believe that any interaction in their school days was limited to 'Out of my way, McGonagall." "Move, Riddle."
And if any one wants to mentally scar themselves for life like me (don't do it!), I found the fic. It's called Fern Love on ff.net. Spare yourselves! It is so badly written (in my opinon) that it's almost a parody. Oh, and squick factor is higher than cute factor in ADMM fluff! Trust me.
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Post by EloquentPhoenix on Oct 16, 2006 12:35:00 GMT -5
 Oh my God why why did I read it? I need to overdose on MMAD fluff now. |
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Post by beatabeatrix on Oct 16, 2006 12:40:14 GMT -5
Well...ehm. Are you sure it wasn't just a joke or something? I'm not even going to imagine a serious fanfic about this. I've once seen a Crookshanks/Mrs Norris ship. That might be a good idea Honestly, even though the people have right to think whatever they want to, I thought there should be at least some evidence in the books...or no? |
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Post by childminerva on Oct 16, 2006 14:37:53 GMT -5
I'm sorry guys-I couldn't help myself. I went to ff.net, read "Love Fern", and have now brought the link to this lovely site. I beg your forgiveness. I'm not sure what was funnier, the fic itself or the reviews...seriously, the ship is so ridiculous, as is the story, but it's so unbelievable it's funny. www.fanfiction.net/s/1397577/1/Please don't hurt me. |
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Post by crystalpheonixeyes on Oct 16, 2006 18:04:59 GMT -5
Okay... I just read that. I have one thing to say WTF? That was not only hilarious, but just plain downright stupid! A fern? I mean.. thats not random at all!
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Post by mcgonagallrocks on Oct 16, 2006 19:04:22 GMT -5
I read this one once completly by accident I thought i was ADMM. Min and Riddle were married and they had a kid Hermione it turned out and Albus was completly fine with Riddle showing up in the middle of dinner KISSING Min and leaving. That is completly out of Albus' character not to mention GROSE.
One worse than that was Albus was a drug addict(to explain the Sherbet Lemon addiction how i don't know) and he raped Min (not that he would ever do that) and Snape came to the rescue and then Min got pregnant by Snape and it was really weird.
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Post by childminerva on Oct 16, 2006 20:26:10 GMT -5
Okay... I just read that. I have one thing to say WTF? That was not only hilarious, but just plain downright stupid! A fern? I mean.. thats not random at all! I just realized...I have a fern in my house. sorry-I'll go away now. |
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Post by FireBird on Oct 17, 2006 9:05:13 GMT -5
I read it, too.
I have to agree with everyone who said this before me, it is truly hilarious! It is so stupid, it's funny again. I couldn't stop laughing while reading it. And the reviews, too! 
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Post by beatabeatrix on Oct 17, 2006 9:19:19 GMT -5
Haven't read the fic but the reviews are great!! I'm not sure its safe to read it though ;D
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Post by FireBird on Oct 17, 2006 9:36:42 GMT -5
It's safe to read (if you can stand utter stupidity). Trust me, it's so stupid, there's no way you can take it seriously and get upset by thze ridiculous ship, and the love making scene isn't graphic at all.
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Post by mcgonagallrocks on Oct 17, 2006 17:25:09 GMT -5
Ok I had a question where in the hell do people get off thinking Min and Lupin are a couple? If you get right down to it he's a dog and she's a cat for Merlin's sake.
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xXx 
Really I like the explnation in Into the Lion's Den about how they got together. Yha know she was stupid had an affair with him when he was a student and got pregnant. (of course minus the miscarriages I was so sad for her)
Oh my God why why did I read it?