Kat and Fi

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Here's something funny and fluffy and ADMMrific XD lol!

Kat and Fi

Summary: Harry is about to learn where Minerva McGoangall sprang from. He may also get her and Albus togheter with some assitance from Minerva's mother. After all...what are mothers for!? XD ADMM...duh.

Ch 1: Moving In

Summer time was Harry’s least favorite time of the year especially after the disaster of the Triwizard Tournament. Then given that this was the hottest summer England had in years; it was just not a good year.

He was up in his room looking through his Transfiguration book at a loss for what to right in his essay when he looked up and noticed a moving van and silver station wagon parked in front of the house across the street from his home at Number 5 Pivet Drive.

“Boy get down here!” Vernon shouted from the bottom of the stairs.

Harry quickly ran out of his room and bounded down the stairs stopping half way and looking at his uncle.

“Yes Uncle Vernon?” Harry asked.

“We’re going out for ice cream,” Vernon growled, “you go across the street and introduce yourself to the neighbors and help them. Make us look good or else!”

“Yes Uncle Vernon,” Harry nodded walking out the front door. He crossed the street as the Dursleys pulled out of the driveway.

Walking past the moving van Harry saw a man in his mid sixties lifting furniture and boxes with the movers. He was in jeans and a sweat covered t-shirt with his short curly black hair sticking to his tan skin. His eyes were grey.

Harry went passed them and walked into the house knocking on the open door.

“Hello!” he called looking at all the boxes in the foyer. Most of them were full of books.

“Yes who is…oh hello dear!” greeted and elderly woman as she came down the stairs carrying an empty box.

The woman looked to be in her late seventies to early eighties dressed in blue jeans and clean white t-shirt. Her grey streaked ebony hair was in a loose and messy braid and she was barefoot. Her eyes were a dark emerald green and her voice had a light Scottish lilt to it she looked vaguely reminiscent of someone Harry couldn’t place.

“Hello ma’am. My name’s Harry and I live across the street at Number 4 with my aunt and uncle. I just wanted to introduce myself and see if maybe you need some help moving in,” Harry replied.

“Actually I would like some help dear,” the woman smiled as she pulled him to her out of the way of the men entering with furniture.

“Yes ma’am,” Harry nodded.

“Good then you can come upstairs with me. My sister and son can handle down stairs,” she replied, “We’d have had more help today but my other children were to busy.”

“Oh okay,” Harry nodded following her up the stairs.

“By the way Harry my name is Katherine. You can call me Kat though,” she replied entering a bedroom.

The walls were a nice cream color and the bed spread was burgundy and black. One wall had a large book shelf covered in books while the other walls were rather bare.

“How are you with a hammer?” she asked sitting down and opening a box on the floor.

“Pretty good,” Harry replied.

“Good then you can help me hang the pictures of my children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren, and great-great grandchildren,” she smiled handing him a hammer, “Just nail on the black marks on the walls. I’ve already marked the stud areas.”

“Yes ma’am,” Harry nodded picking up a few nails that were on the table.

“Kat,” she replied, “Please call me Kat. I’m old but I don’t have to be called ma’am,” she laughed.

“All right…Kat,” Harry laughed.

Harry worked quietly with the woman as she handed him frames to hang and told him snippets of her life. He found her stories quite interesting and seemed to be forgetting how melancholy he was feeling. He had just hung a picture of what he was told was her eldest daughter and her husband on their wedding day when the man from outside entered the room carrying a chest.

“Ma where do you want this thing?” the man grunted.

“At the foot of the bed dear,” Katherine replied standing with another wedding photo to hand to Harry.

The man did as requested and looked up to find his mother smiling at some teenager and handing him a picture of his wedding photo.

“Ma who’s this?” the man asked running a hand through his hair.

“This is Harry. He’s been helping me hang my pictures,” Katherine smiled, “Harry this is my youngest child and son; Ares McGonagall.”

“Please to meet you,” Harry replied shaking the man’s hand then stopped and turned to the woman. “Your name is McGonagall?” he asked.

“Yeah Ma married Stewart McGonagall years ago,” Ares laughed.

“Something wrong dear?” Katherine frowned.

“Oh no I just…I know a woman named McGonagall. She’s a teacher at…at my school,” Harry replied.

“Oh let me guess tall and wears bulky robes with a stupid tight bun. And her lips are always in a thin line?” Ares asked sitting on the bed.

“Y-yeah how’d you know?” Harry blinked.

“She’s my big sister,” Ares smirked, “She’s the carbon copy of ma.”

Harry turned around and eyed Katherine. While he could see some similarities he really didn’t think she looked like the professor or the professor looked like her.

“Sorry but I don’t see it,” Harry shrugged.

“Well obviously not,” Katherine sighed.

She crossed over to her vanity and rummaged around mumbling to herself. When she turned back around her hair was pulled up and she had square glasses on her nose. The likeness was uncanny and Harry couldn’t believe he hadn’t seen it before.

“Wow!”

“Well I don’t like wearing my hair like this,” Katherine explained taking the bun back out and letting the curls fall past her shoulders, “It’s too confining. I did in school though to concentrate more. But I’m not in class anymore.”

“So are you a witch too?” Harry asked her.

“She’s as magical and pureblooded as the day is long. Have fun kid,” Ares laughed and exited the room.

“Did Dumbledore send you here?” Harry asked looking annoyed.

“Why would he do that? No, no dear boy my sister and I gave the estate to my eldest son Apollo to manage and we moved here for a bit of quiet in our last few centuries,” Katherine replied sitting back on the floor.

“Centuries? Just how long do magical people live?” Harry asked sitting by her.

“A pureblood will live 300 years and a witch can have children from the time she’s 13 to 127. A muggleborn or half-blood will live 200 years and can have children till they are 80,” Katherine replied, “Oh look here’s a picture of Minerva when she was your age.”

Harry looked at the silver framed photo and blinked.

“Wow she was pretty,” he admitted.

“She still is…she just hides behind her teacher persona because she thinks it earns her more respect,” Katherine shrugged.

When they finished hanging the pictures it was close to supper time and the sun was setting.

“Thank you so much for your help Harry. How about you come over tomorrow and you and I can talk some more. Fiona won’t be here because she’s going to Diagon Alley for the day,” Katherine smiled standing at the front door.

“All right…as soon as I finish my homework,” Harry replied.

“Bring it over. I’m pretty good with Charms, Potions, and Transfigurations,” Katherine smiled.

“I’ll think about it. Thanks Kat I had fun,” Harry smiled as he crossed the street.

“Nice boy…needs a helping hand though,” Katherine said to herself as she shut the door.

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Chapter 2: Eat Cake!

After he’d served breakfast the next day Harry grabbed his Transfiguration book from his room and headed across the street. As he walked up the front step a slightly rounded woman with white curls that went to her cheek and blue/grey eyes walked out of the door.

“Oh Harry Kat’s in the kitchen. Do you need anything from Diagon Alley?” Fiona asked looking at the shopping list she was holding.

“No Ms. Fiona I’m good right now,” Harry replied.

“All right then I’ll see you later,” she nodded and headed down the street while Harry entered the house.

He walked down the hall and entered the kitchen to find Katherine stirring something in a mixing bowl vigorously.

“Morning Kat,” Harry greeted sitting at the small bar/counter she was standing by.

“Oh good morning Harry dear. I was just putting the finishing touches on my famous cocoa frosting for this cake,” she smiled nodding to the yellow cake at the end of the counter.

“Oh so who’s it for?” Harry asked setting his book down.

“Albus Dumbledore,” Katherine replied as she began frosting the cake, “Today is the 39th Anniversary of when he was named the Headmaster.”

“Oh I didn’t know that,” Harry blinked.

“Every year I’ve made him a lemon marble cake with my famous cocoa icing and I stick cherry and lemon gumdrops all over it,” Katherine smiled.

“You make him a cake ever year!?” Harry blinked.

“Certainly. I’ve known Albus since he was seven; when his parents moved him and his siblings to Godric’s Hollow,” Katherine nodded as she started strategically placing the candies on the cake.

“That’s where I was born,” Harry replied watching her.

“Most of the Ravenclaw and Gryffindor families have connections to the Hollow,” Katherine nodded, “What do you think?”

Harry leaned up a bit and saw she had made a phoenix out of the candies.

“You’re rather creative,” he smiled.

“Thank you; I try,” she smiled, “Now I just have to make a special lunch for him. Oh is this your homework?” she asked looking at the book he had.

“Well some of it. I’ve been having problems with my Transfiguration essay,” Harry admitted, “I thought maybe…”

“Well I did say I’d help you and Minerva did not get all her skills from her father,” Katherine winked as Harry opened the book to the chapter.

While Katherine cooked she helped Harry understand the complexity of Human Transfigurations. By the time Katherine had finished cooking the food and placing it lovingly in a picnic basket Harry was finished with his essay…he even had an extra foot on it!

“Harry it’s almost lunch time how about you call your Uncle and tell him you’ll eat with me and we’ll pop up to the school and surprise Albus,” Katherine grinned.

“Uh we can go. My Uncle won’t miss me,” Harry said hurriedly closing his book.

“Well…if your sure,” she frowned looking at him. He nodded and she smiled.

“All right then. You hold the picnic basket,” she said picking up the cake, “Have you ever Apparated before?”

“No ma’am,” Harry shook his head taking the basket.

“Well this will be an experience then. Take my arm and we’ll go,” she smiled.

Harry did as she asked and soon felt he was being squashed from all sides only to feel his breathe wash into his lungs. When he felt steady enough he opened his eyes up and saw they were standing in front of the Hogwarts gates.

“Don’t worry Harry you’ll get used to it,” Katherine chuckled patting his arm, “Now come on let’s go see what dear Albus is up to.”

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Harry had never seen the castle so quiet. As he and Katherine made their way up through the halls; a few of the portraits exclaiming their greetings at seeing her again, he wondered just what her reputation at the school was.

“You seemed well liked by the pictures,” Harry commented as they approached the gargoyle.

“OH they’re friendly to everyone,” Katherine waved off.

“Katy is that you!? Has it really been a year already?” the gargoyle asked becoming very animated.

“Yes it is Harold,” Katherine smiled, “I see Argus finally got around to polishing you.”

“It took long enough. Pity you aren’t around anymore,” the gargoyle replied.

“Yes I was rather good at polishing relics,” Katherine laughed, “Is Albus up there?”

“He is as is McGonagall and Snape. They’re arguing over the budget,” the gargoyle answered moving to the side.

“Hmm…this will be interesting,” Katherine winked as she and Harry mounted the staircase.

“I take it you had detentions?” Harry smirked.

“That is a story for later Harry. Remind me and I’ll tell you all about my school days. For now let’s surprise the Headmaster,” She smiled and opened the door to a full on screaming match.

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“Severus you get plenty of lee way on those ingredients! You don’t need anymore money,” Minerva snapped her hands on her hips.

“You just want all the money to go to your precious animals in that damn transfiguration room. And you’ll use any means to get it,” Severus snapped.

“What’s that supposed to mean?” Minerva asked suspiciously.

“I think you know Minerva,” Severus drawled with a smirk. Minerva’s hands dropped and she stared at Severus in shock her face red.

“Severus you know that is not what is going on. I would never do that to Minerva,” Albus replied gently but firmly, “Now if we move around some odds and ends we can give you both some extra money how’s that?”

“Fine Albus,” Minerva replied strained.

Severus said nothing just nodded and turned to leave but stopped seeing the two newcomers.

“Kat!?” Severus blinked.

“Severus how many times do I have to tell you not to torment my daughter? She really isn’t doing anything illegal,” Katherine sighed.

Severus blushed a bit till he saw Harry.

“Potter what are you doing here!?” he snapped.

“I’m with her,” Harry said moving closer to the woman.

“Harry is one of my new neighbors,” Katherine smiled putting an arm around the boy, “Now come on children lets have a nice lunch and celebrate Albus’ 39th year of being the Headmaster!” she added placing the cake on the man’s desk.

“Is this Katy’s Famous Lemon Marble Cake with Cocoa Frosting and Cherry and Lemon Gumdrops?” Albus asked looking at the phoenix on the cake.

“Would I make you anything else sweetie?” Katherine smiled, “I also have your favorites; roasted lamb leg with mint jelly, mashed potatoes, green beans, fresh rolls, a 1972 Chardonnay, plus a fruit salad.”

Harry then saw a sight strange even for the headmaster.

He jumped out of his chair and did a little jig before tossing Katherine lightly shouting, “Wahoo!!!”

Katherine laughed sweetly and swatted his shoulders.

“Albus put me down I’m practically your Aunt,” she smiled.

“I’m sorry I’ve just missed your food the past year,” Albus smiled kissing her hand.

“Well my mother always said the way to a man’s heart was through his stomach…which could possibly explain why Fi never married. She can’t even boil and egg,” Katherine laughed.

“So that’s your problem then Minerva?” Severus smirked.

“All right that’s enough Severus,” Katherine snapped her tone leaving no room for argument. "Harry and I came up here to say happy anniversary to Albus. Now if you can’t keep your mouth shut leave. But if you do then you will miss the roast.”

Harry saw his snarky potions master consider the matter thoroughly before nodding and quietly sitting in a nearby chair.

“Harry help me dip the plates please,” Katherine winked opening the large picnic basket. Harry smiled and eagerly assisted.


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Hours later as he was packing up the leftovers he heard Katherine discussing her family reunion.

“Severus I expect you at the reunion and you will play the games this year or I will hang you from the rafters,” she said playfully but Harry had the impression she may not be.

“Kat you know I hate to play those ridiculous games,” Severus complained.

“That doesn’t matter you were invited you have to come and I am the Matriarch and I say you have to play,” Katherine smiled sweetly as she opened the door for Harry.

He was headed down the stairs when he heard Katherine add, “Oh and Minerva I insist you bring a date this year. I won’t have you staying on the side lines either.”

“What were you talking about at the castle about the games?” Harry asked after they had apparated back to Number 5 and was unloading the basket.

“The McGonagall Games at the Estate. Every year this time we have a reunion and play games; sort of like our own personal Olympics. Several participate every year and as Matriarch I judge and present the awards; but the catch is everyone that plays must be paired boy and girl. Usually couples dating, married, or otherwise play with their significant others. But we also just pick some people and throw them together. That’s how Severus and Ariel met,” Katherine explained with a smile, “Now they’re married and she’s expecting a wee one.”

“Snape’s married!?” Harry blinked.

“To one of my great-great granddaughters,” Katherine nodded and gasped seeing the clock, “Oh dear I’ve kept you to long. You should get home before your Uncle and Aunt start looking for you.”

“I guess,” Harry sighed a little sadly and got his book, “Thanks for the homework help.”

“My pleasure and don’t be a stranger Harry. You’re always welcome,” Katherine smiled leading him to the door. She gave him a grandmotherly kiss to the forehead and watched him cross the street and enter the house before shutting the door.

“Katy dear meddling is far too much your forte for everyone’s liking,” Fiona laughed coming down the stairs.

“I haven’t the foggiest idea about what you are talking about,” Katherine said lightly and went to the kitchen.

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Chapter 3: Letters from Friends

Harry spent as much time as he could over at Number 5. He spent his time looking through albums and listening to some of the funniest and most surprising stories about Minerva and her siblings.

He wrote to his friends about her and received two letters back. Letters that told him he was here while his friends were somewhere together because their letters practically answered each other.

Harry,

Blood hell! I can’t believe your neighbor is McGonagall’s mum!! How in the world do you stand being around her; she must be stricter than even McGonagall herself.

I’ve heard about the McGonagall Games though. It’s a big deal to get invited to that thing. If she likes you this much I bet you’ll go.


Ron




Dear Harry,

Ignore Ron he just can’t stand the thought that the professors were once children to. As for Lady McGonagall she sounds absolutely fascinating. To think she knew the headmaster when he was a student! She must be a well of information!

Ron is right about the games though. Hogwarts; A History had a short chapter on the histories of the old pure blood families. In it was how the games are based of those of medieval times and that many of the in-laws died in the games. It’s rumored the father or eldest brother killed them to protect a sister from a bad marriage.

I wish I could speak with Lady McGonagall. I’m sure she could answer so many questions.

Yours Truly,

Hermione


“Your friends seem to find this discovery interesting. One would think they thought Minerva just flew in on her broomstick as is,” Katherine laughed as she dusted the living room.

Harry was sitting on the couch reading his letters to her.

“I guess we just never think about the teachers outside of class,” Harry shrugged.

“I suppose so,” Katherine nodded, “So would you and your friends like to come to the Reunion?”

“Really?” Harry blinked.

“Really,” she nodded smiling, “You remind me of my grand children and all so I think there is a place for you at the estate.”

“That would be great!” Harry jumped up and hugged her tightly.

Katherine returned the hug and kissed his head. “What say you go invite your family for dinner tonight and I’ll charm them into letting you come,” she winked.

“All right,” Harry nodded and ran out of the house.


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The dinner will be interesting XD

[phantomgirl]

This is awesome!!! Keep it up, I can't wait to find out what happens next.
Ron's letter....that is too funny.

[harmonydumbledore]

Love the reviews! Just wait till we get to the reunion though! The people Harry will see related or friends with the McGonagalls will make you flip your wig! lol

Chapter 4: Dinner with the Dursleys

“Katy why are you insisting I be nice to these people? Being with that son of theirs wrestling is bad enough. I can only imagine what the parents are like,” Fiona sighed sitting on her sister’s bed.

“We don’t know that,” Katherine replied as she fiddled with her hair.

“Certainly we do. I bet you anything your daughter has complained to you about these people and her infuriation of Albus’ inability to commit to children younger than eleven,” Fiona huffed.

“First off…if I can get a good enough read on these people I can charm them into getting what I want; which is Harry. Secondly; Albus had no inability to commit. He’s afraid Minerva only sees him as a big brother or cousin,” Katherine snapped as she finally fixed her hair in an elegant French twist.

“And Minnie fears he sees her as a student or little sister. Your children are their own soap opera,” Fiona chuckled.

“Don’t I know it…I’d like to add Harry to it…in what capacity I have no idea,” Katherine sighed looking at the walls of pictures.

“Well…shall we go downstairs?” Fiona sighed. “Certainly,” Katherine smiled as the exited her room and walked down the stairs.

“You know I think Harry’s birthday falls on one of the reunion days,” Fiona said as she sat at the bar while Katherine worked over the stove.

“I know he’ll be fifteen. I want to throw him a traditional Wizard’s Birthday,” Katherine nodded as she stirred something in the stove.

“He’s not your child or even a part of the will. You can’t do that,” Fiona exclaimed.

“The hell I can’t,” Katherine shrilled spinning around and brandishing a wooden spoon like a weapon.

“I was not Daniel Potter’s godmother just to watch his grandson be left by the waste bin. Harry will have a Wizard’s Birthday!” Katherine shouted as the door bell rang.

“I have no idea what you are talking about…but I’m going to answer the door,” Fiona said and rushed out of the room.

Katherine put a hand to her head and sighed as she turned back to the stove. Three minutes later Fiona entered the kitchen frantic.

“Katy we have a major complication,” Fiona said in a hushed tone.

“What?” Katherine asked quirking an eyebrow at her sister.

“Minerva’s here!” Fiona hissed.

“What!?” Katherine blinked, “What’s she doing here?”

“My guess would be to get you to let her out of bringing a date to the reunion. Or maybe her guilt has finally made her spend time with her old mother. Either way this puts a major cramp in your plans to charm the Dursleys!” Fiona hissed as they heard heels clicking down the hall.

“All right, all right calm down. Maybe she won’t stay….and even if she does she’s not dumb enough to ruin everything,” Katherine said softly as the heels came closer.

“She has Stewart’s temper,” Fiona stated.

“Damn,” Katherine cursed as her daughter entered the kitchen.

“Hello mother,” Minerva greeted with a small smile.

“Hello sweetie,” Katherine smiled and hugged her daughter warmly, “What on earth brings you here?”

“I wanted to visit a while,” Minerva smiled as the door bell rang again.

“Yeah uh…bye,” Fiona said and dashed out of the kitchen.

“Are you expecting someone?” Minerva frowned looking at her mother.

“Min…baby we were expecting the Dursleys…now don’t start nothing. If you stay your temper must be in control or I will ground you!” Katherine hissed giving her daughter a glare that would make any sane person tremble with fear.

“You …you can’t ground me,” Minerva stuttered.

“Don’t test my patience! I am your mother and while I live and breathe I am the heads of the Harris and McGonagall clans and you will do as I say,” she hissed and then her demeanor suddenly changed and she smiled sweetly handing her daughter a tray, “Now be a lovely little daughter and take these hors d’oeuvres into the sitting room.”

Minerva could only nod her head as she took the tray and walked down the hall to the sitting room. How in Merlin’s name does she do that!? Minerva shook her head in disbelief at her mother’s way to get what she wants from any and every one. It was the mystery of Minerva’s childhood that still had her puzzled.

Minerva entered the sitting room and sat down the hors d’oeuvres next to the round men and horse faced woman.

“And this is my youngest niece Minerva,” Fiona replied as Minerva nodded to the Dursleys and sat down across from them.

“Pleasure to meet you,” Vernon nodded taking one of the appetizers.

Minerva nodded.

“She’s a little shy around people,” Katherine replied as she came into the room holding a drink service tray.

“Hi I’m Katherine; Fiona’s little sister. Can I interest anyone in a cocktail?” Katherine smiled softly.

Vernon and Petunia nodded as Katherine poured the drinks to all the adults. When she sat down in the large brown leather armchair Minerva finally noticed Harry come out of the shadows and stand by her.

“Oh Harry dear there you are,” Katherine smiled and turned to Vernon, “I tell you Mr. Dursley; Harry was just a little godsend. Ares my youngest son was the only one that took time away from work to help his poor old mother move in and Harry here was just the biggest help.”

“Mother I told you I had to finish my lesson plan if I was going to come to the reunion this year,” Minerva frowned.

“Yes, yes,” Katherine waved off and smiled up at Harry.

“He was so gentlemanly. It isn’t something you come across everyday….oh Oh and Fiona has told me all about your Dudley.”

“We’re very proud of our Dudders here. He’s the head of his weight division,” Vernon nodded to his son who had gobbled up all the appetizers already.

“Dudley is one of the…toughest of the group,” Fiona nodded.

Minerva looked at her aunt in disgust; which the Dursleys ignored.

“I’ve been practicing on that new hold you taught me Ms. Fiona,” Dudley replied.

“Oh Dudders show him. Harry boy get over here,” Vernon snapped. Harry gulped and moved toward the family but was stopped by a delicate old hand on his wrist.

He turned and found Katherine frowning greatly at everyone.

“No I’d rather Harry not get hurt before supper…Minerva is a black belt in martial arts she can play easier with Dudley,” Katherine replied.

“Mother I’m not going to fight a child,” Minerva huffed.

“I’ll do it,” Fiona laughed standing up, “Let’s see what you’ve’ learned from me Dudley.”

Dudley nodded as they moved the table and started circling each other.

Katherine pulled Harry into the kitchen with her on the pretense of checking on dinner.

Once they were in the safety of the kitchen with the accordion door closed Katherine sighed and hopped onto the counter. Harry found it funny a woman of her age was so agile and pretty. It was more like she was in her forties.

“Those people remind me of my Athena’s husband’s family. I never really like them…the only good thing that came out of my baby dieing was I never have to see those people again,” Katherine replied in answer to the silent question.

“Right…so what’s Professor McGonagall doing here?” Harry asked.

“I tell you that still amazes me,” Katherine laughed, “I…the ‘Demon of Hogwarts’ birthed upstanding Professor Minerva Katherine McGonagall. Oh it does me good to know I did something right when I raised my kids. But anyway…I really haven’t a clue. She showed up not long ago and said she wanted to spend time with me. Fiona suspects she wants to get out of bringing a date to the reunion.”

“Oh,” Harry blinked.

“Personally if she would just marry Albus then I would not have to meddle in her life. I’d leave her alone,” Katherine sighed as she got off the counter and started stirring the dinner on the stove and checking what was in the oven.

“Dumbledore and McGonagall!?” Harry blinked.

“You’ve never noticed?” Katherine asked quirking an eyebrow.

“Well I…well…” Harry blushed scarlet and became interested in his feet.

“No matter. Let’s get this food on the table,” Katherine waved as she pulled some nice serving dishes out of the cabinets.

“So you’re a teacher Ms. McGonagall?” Petunia asked as they were on the dessert course of their dinner.

“Yes,” Minerva nodded.

“And no children or husband to speak of?” Petunia asked as though she thought ht mere idea was absurd.

“No not that I can say,” Minerva said through clenched teeth.

Katherine’s ears had perked up at her daughter’s tone and she flashed the teacher a warning glare before returning to her whispered conversation to Harry.

“Katherine what exactly do you do now?” Vernon asked.

“Well I keep my big sister company for one,” Katherine smiled, “and way back when I was a house wife and mother. But I also gave a little help to the other families. I’m a certified midwife.”

The dinner was pleasant and Harry could tell Katherine thrived at being a hostess to guests. She was also not a novice when it came to muggle media.

He marveled at how she was so good at hiding her despise of the Dursleys and be so welcoming. Before he knew it the evening was over and the Dursleys were standing in the foyer saying goodbye.

“It was an excellent meal Katherine. You are quite the cook,” Vernon grinned.

“Why thank you Vernon dear. I’ll have to send Harry home with one of my pies or cakes one day,” Katherine grinned.

“You really must share your roast recipe,” Petunia added.

“Oh I most certainly will,” Katherine smiled, “Oh speaking of Harry…I was wondering if it was all right for me to take Harry next week to my family reunion seeing as you three are going to visit or sister …wasn’t that it?”

“Yes we are,” Vernon nodded and seemed to think a minute before grabbing Harry’s collar roughly and saying, “you better not get in her way.”

“Yes Uncle Vernon,” Harry nodded overjoyed he was getting to go.

“I’ll be by to pick him up Saturday morning,” Katherine smiled as she shut the door on the family.

As soon as the door shut she turned toward her daughter and sister and squealed excitedly.

“You act as though you doubted your own ability to manipulate people,” Fiona laughed watching her sister’s display.

Minerva was frowning at her mother in disbelief at the fact someone her age would act in such an adolescent way.

“Well I am 181 years old. There is bound to be something I will not be able to do,” Katherine smiled brightly.

“And yet there isn’t,” Fiona smirked.

“You forget I can not seem to get my beloved baby to drop the teacher persona and have fun,” Katherine sighed inclining her head to her daughter.

“I have fun mother. It’s just a mature adult fun. Something you should look into,” Minerva snapped.

“Eh…Na,” Katherine shook her head.

“Good bye mother I’ll see you at the reunion,” Minerva sighed opening the door.

“Good bye sweetie…Might I suggest bringing Albus as your date,” Katherine said as she hugged her daughter and kissed her cheek.

Minerva rolled her eyes and transformed into her tabby form before running down the street.

[phantomgirl]

Great!!! Well Written keep it up I can't wait to find out what happens next...

[Junora]

this is good I love Min's mom hope you can post soon.
big hug lottie

[harmonydumbledore]

Ch5: Arriving

Two days pass and then it was Saturday. While Fiona loaded the car Katherine crossed the street and knocked on the door of Number Four.

“Yes…oh Katherine,” Petunia welcomed in.

“Good morning Petunia dear. I made Vernon and Dudley one of my apple pies and brought that recipe for my roast you wanted,” Katherine smiled, “Is Harry ready?”

“Yes I am,” Harry called hurrying down the stairs. He was carrying his school bag and a rucksack.

“Good then let’s be off. I’ll have him back next Sunday dear,” Katherine smiled as she pulled Harry to her.

Petunia vaguely registered Katherine’s hold of the boy was like that of his grandmother’s. She quickly shook her head and nodded.

“That’s fine.”

“Good. Well let’s go Harry,” Katherine smiled as they walked out of the door.

The two crossed the street and climbed into the car. Katherine got into the driver’s seat and they headed off.

“It’s really odd you are so….well good at being a muggle,” Harry admitted as he watched the houses go by.

“It’s not that hard really,” Katherine replied, “Your great-grandfather taught me.”

“He did?” Harry asked in shock.

“Oh sure. Richard and I were as thick as thieves growing up. I was even your grandfather’s godmother,” Katherine nodded.

“Yes for a while everyone thought the Demon was going to marry the Angel. Turns out she marries a man the same age as her father,” Fiona laughed.

“I was never in love with Richard. Connie was and I was much happier being her maid of honor,” Katherine replied.

“Did you know my dad that well too?” Harry asked eagerly.

“James …James learned a lot from dear old Aunt Kat,” Fiona laughed, “Much to her daughter’s chagrin.”

“What can I say…I love to meddle,” Katherine smiled.

They drove on for about an hour before they were far enough away from muggle eyes.

“All right seat belts!” Katherine replied pulling to the side of the road.

“Why?” Harry asked putting on his seat belt.

“Because Katherine is about to fly,” Fiona explained.

“I thought that was illegal,” Harry blinked as Katherine made the car invisible and then it lifted in the air.

“Well…when you’re as old as we are…you can get around the law,” Katherine laughed as they flew through the air.

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Two hours later they touched down out side of a large Victorian Manor that was just a few square feet shy of being called a castle. It was beautifully old with rose gardens and ivy growing up the sides and front of the house.

“McGonagall Manor!” Katherine said in sing song as they got out and started unloading.

“Wow this is cool,” Harry blinked in amazement.

“Yes it is. Now Harry the entire first day is for getting rooms settled and being reacquainted,” Katherine explained, “You’ll room in Hermes’ old room by the master bedroom so you can talk to me if you need to. We’ll put Ron and the Weasley twins in there with you when they arrive.”

“Cool,” Harry nodded as they entered the house.

“Ma! First as always!” Apollo laughed as he slide down the banister and landed in front of her.

“Punctuality is the best quality I have,” Katherine laughed as her son tossed her in the air. “Now Apollo this is my neighbor and one of Min’s cubs. This is Harry Potter.”

The man put down his mother and looked at Harry.

He looked about sixty-seven with dark blonde hair and grey eyes dressed in black pants and a white button down shirt with the sleeves rolled up.

“You look like Daniel Potter. But you have James’ hair such a pity,” Apollo laughed and patted the boy’s shoulder. Apollo was strong and tall.

“Min says you have a talent for trouble as well. I’m sure ma here will give you some good ideas,” Apollo winked.

“I’ll try,” Katherine winked as wrapped her arms around Harry’s shoulders.

“Well the rooms are ready. Same as always. I’m just going to pop into London and pick up that little Granger girl,” Apollo said spinning his keys on his finger. “The kids are in the pool."

“All right. Thank you son,” Katherine nodded as a few house elves appeared and followed them upstairs with their luggage.

“You really are letting my friends come?” Harry blinked as he followed Katherine. She was holding his hand and pulling him lightly. Fiona had disappeared somewhere.

“Certainly. When Kat says she’s going to do something she does it,” Katherine laughed.

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Minerva looked out of the window of the flying carriage nervously as it landed on the McGonagall grounds and started heading up the drive.

“Minerva we’ve been to the reunion together before,” Albus laughed holding her hand comfortingly.

“You don’t understand Albus. This year I think mother is insistent on me finding a husband. And what’s worse I can only imagine what she’s been doing with Harry. Why’d she move to Surrey anyway,” Minerva huffed.

“Your mother has always loved children…had there been away around the blood protection and she been younger I would have happily left Harry here,” Albus replied, “I remember many happy summers here.”

Minerva smiled remembering them as well.

The carriage stopped and the two professors climbed out and got their luggage just as a group of children sped past them on brooms shouting excitedly.

“Hey sis. I suppose you just saw Ma’s reunion gift to all the kids,” Ares laughed as he jumped out of a nearby tree and embraced his sister.

“Was that the Weasleys I saw?” Albus asked smiling at his friend.

“The twins and the girl. The older ones are in the pool with the ‘big kids,’” Ares laughed shaking Albus’ hand.

“I didn’t know they were coming,” Minerva frowned.

“Ma wanted Harry to feel at home so she invited all the Weasleys and that little Granger girl. You’d think Ma had prospects of marrying him off to one of the grandkids,” Ares laughed leading his sister and their old friend into the house.

“Surely you jest Ares,” Minerva exclaimed.

“Certainly. Her eyes are on getting you hitched,” Ares winked, “Oh and by the way. The Granger girl is with Ma in her bedroom if you want to see them,” Ares added looking at Minerva as he opened the door to Minerva’s room.

Minerva entered and nodded.

“Oh uh too many newcomers this year. Sorry Albus old boy but Ma says you are in there with Min. There is another bed in there after all,” Ares said and walked down the hall.

Albus entered the room and went to the empty bed.

“I think Kat did this on purpose,” Albus chuckled secretly thrilled about sharing a room with Minerva in any capacity.

“What was the first clue,” Minerva quipped as they unpacked secretly thrilled at the idea. But she had to keep up a front and would speak to her mother.

After they had unpacked Albus went to the pool for a swim and Minerva headed up another set of stairs to the master bedroom where she heard voices.

[marg]

Oh!! that's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
update soon! :]

[phantomgirl]

That was so awesome! please update soon I can't wait to find out what happens at the reunion!

[harmonydumbledore]

Chapter 6: Talks with McGonagalls

Minerva heard voices in her mother’s bedroom she labeled as her mother’s and Miss Granger’s.

“Lady McGonagall surely you see how wrong it is to allow elves to be slaves,” Hermione replied.

“Stop calling me that. For Merlin sake I prefer people I like to call me Kat or Katy or at least Katherine,” Katherine huffed.

“I’m sorry Lad…Katherine,” Hermione apologized.

“It’s fine dear. Now I agree that there have been great problems with having elves. There are several wizards and witches unable to care for themselves without them. However….you can not force anyone to leave what they rightfully think it their home,” Katherine explained.

“An elf can not think working for an owner their home,” Hermione said indignantly.

“My elves do. Do you call me a liar?” Katherine asked.

“No...I never would!” Hermione exclaimed.

“Hermione you can not understand this. By the simple fact you are of muggle blood you could never understand the complexity of an elf’s relationship with their master. It goes back even farther than the founders,” Katherine said softly.

“Then you’re saying Dobby is a fluke?” Hermione asked softly.

“My dear Dobby is an elf that saw something better and went for it. Most elves have the better and do not wish to abandon it. Would you abandon your parents?” Katherine asked softly.

“No but…”

“It’s the same thing. Harry would leave his family in a heartbeat but you would not. It is the same,” Katherine replied.

“Speaking words of wisdom?” Minerva asked entering the room.

It was a grand room; the largest bedroom in the home. The walls were a rich golden brown with dark wood furniture. The bed was huge and took up much of the room. It was a four poster bed with white gossamer hanging around the edges and white silk sheets.

Minerva remembered stormy nights when she was frightened and snuggled deep in the sheets for comfort.

“That’s really all I have apart from my tips on pranks,” Katherine replied.

She was sitting at her vanity while Hermione was sitting cross legged on the bed. Minerva crossed over and sat by Hermione smiling slightly at the girl.

“Hermione and I were speaking on ways of the wizarding world. She’s a very questioning young lady…much like you were Mina,” Katherine replied running a silver brush embedded with rubies through her hair.

Hermione blushed as Minerva looked at her student with a smile.

“I believe you are here for sleeping arrangements? Unfortunately I can not move you or Albus without disrupting others. This house is indeed large but only because the rooms are. In fact you know there are only eight rooms total and eleven are bedrooms. Three are bathrooms and the other five are the sitting room, kitchen, dining room, library, and study. Not to mention the attic and cellar. With all the family here and the guests there just aren’t anymore rooms,” Katherine sighed.

“I already have Hermione and Ginny sleeping in here with me,” she added.

“What?” Minerva blinked. She looked around the room and indeed found two smaller beds to the side.

“We told her we didn’t want to bother her but she insisted we room with her,” Hermione replied.

Minerva patted the girl’s leg and looked at her mother.

“Mother never was one to pass up the opportunity to entertain,” Minerva quipped.

Katherine looked at her daughter and Hermione through the mirror as she wove her hair into a clean French braid.

“Am I under the impression you are angry? Fine then you can room with your cubs and I will take mine,” Katherine replied in a voice she rarely used with her children.

It was cold and demanding…a voice she used when her children were insolent. Minerva’s face paled and she stared at the mirror to her mother’s eyes.

“Your wish was to be a teacher and I was thrilled. But now you seem to have a wish of being your Aunt…that I do not see happiness in. You are meant for more; but if you can not see it then it is your choice,” Katherine stood, “You will sleep in here tonight. I will sleep in your room.”

“No mother I…”

“My word is final!” Katherine snapped and stormed out of the room.

Minerva watched her form before closing her eyes in pain.

“Oh Professor McGonagall I’m sorry I…”

“It is not your fault Hermione. The fault is solely mine,” Minerva sighed and left the room.

Dinner that night was lively and rambunctious. The McGonagalls told stories of their year apart and of school. The guests were aware of the tension between mother and daughter but did their best to ignore it. The family knew better than to ask why Katherine was angry. Better to let her decide when to again speak to the one she is angry with.

After dinner and drinks when everyone disappeared to bed Hermione and Ginny watched as Minerva attempted to speak to her mother but was cut off as she went into the boys’ room and shut the door.

Minerva sighed and ushered the girls into the master bedroom.

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“Kat what happened to you and the Professor?” Harry asked as he and the Weasley boys crawled into their beds.

“I say Minerva has her father’s temper…based on that fact she pushes me to the brink of wanting to slap her. But I don’t because I love her more than myself. Because of that I can not understand why she is so afraid of what is so clear. Surely you boys have seen it?” Katherine asked.

“Seen what?” Ron asked.

“We have,” Fred nodded looking serious.

“We’ve been thinking of locking them in a closet,” George added.

Katherine turned to Harry as she sat on his bed. “You were right,” Harry nodded.

“Perhaps you three will help an old lady make a fairy tale?” Katherine asked smiling.

The three nodded though Ron was confused.

“Sleep well boys and pleasant dreams,” Katherine smiled softly as she kissed Harry head and took off his glasses. She shut the door and turned off the lights.

“She treats all like her grandkids,” George sighed stretching in the soft bed.

“Maybe once we get McGonagall and Dumbledore together the professor will be like that,” Harry replied.

“Bloody hell!” Ron exclaimed as he finally understood.

“Got to bed Ron,” the three coursed.

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“Albus I can not abide by this anymore. Either you admit to me you love my child or I will ban you from this house and this family!” Katherine snapped as she stood across from him.

They were in Minerva’s room late that night.

“Even I do admit it what will he gain?” Albus asked tiredly as he sat on the bed with his head in his hands.

“Albus you’ve pined for her since she was fifteen. Tell her! A loved lost is better than having no love at all,” Katherine said softly.

She kneeled by him and pulled his hands away and forced him to look into her green eyes.

“Albus you swore to Apollo that you would never love anyone other than Minerva. You can not stand by her day after day being nothing more than friends. That’s not life Albus. That’s fear. You are supposed to be one of the greatest wizard’s since Merlin. If you are….if you are then you will overcome the fear of doubt and tell her,” Katherine replied.

Albus just stared into her green eyes as his poured out tears. She allowed him to cry for several minutes before tucking him in and retiring herself.

As her head hit the pillow she had the feeling she was making just the right cracks in the walls the two had around them.

[harmonydumbledore]

Katherine is a professional meddler. By the end she will have everything she wants XD...just so you know !

Chapter 7: Reunion Pool Party

Harry woke up that morning to the feeling of a soft warm hand running a hand through his hair. He opened his eyes and saw a blurry vision smiling down at him.

“Sleep well?” Katherine asked smiling.

“Actually I did,” Harry admitted.

“Good…today we have the Reunion Pool Party…I trust you can swim?” Katherine replied handing him his glasses.

“Yes,” Harry nodded sitting up and donning his glasses. He noticed the others were sitting up happily eating in bed.

“Morning Harry!” Ron said through a mouthful of eggs, “Kat brought us all breakfast.”

“Great way to wake up,” George replied.

“A hand brushing your hair instead of a mother screaming at you,” Fred added.

Harry laughed as an elf put a tray over his lap.

“I’ll have you know everything I made myself. The only things I allow elves to do are clean and serve….I hate cleaning,” Katherine laughed and walked out of the room.

“I wish she was my Gran,” Ron sighed.

“We do too,” Fred and George replied.

Harry nodded his agreement as well.

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Minerva could smell the calming scent of cinnamon and lavender. A combination she associated with only one person. She slowly opened her green eyes and focused on the graying curls of her beloved mother.

“Good morning my most precious kitten. Did you sleep?” Katherine asked softly indicating the teenagers Minerva had roomed with were still asleep.

Minerva nodded quietly.

“I want you to forget last night and you can go back to your room tonight,” Katherine smiled.

“Mother I…”

“Shush,” Katherine said softly, “just remember that I love you and always will.” An elf placed the breakfast tray on Minerva’s lap as Katherine moved to wake up the girls.

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Later that morning after breakfast; Katherine had woken everyone up the same way. Later that morning everyone congregated around the large oasis waterfall style pool for some fun in the sun.

The pool was large and circular shape with a waterfall over part of it. There was also two diving boards; one high one low, and a slide.

Total there were about fifty-six or fifty-seven people around the pool listening to music, chatting, drinking, splashing, and swimming. Everyone was enjoying each other immensely.

Katherine was sharing a lounge chair with Minerva as they talked with Fiona and Molly Weasley.

“I must say Katherine you have kept an excellent figure for eight children,” Molly replied.

Katherine was sitting on the edge of a lounge chair Minerva was lying in. Her grey streaked ebony curls were in a ponytail and she was wearing an emerald halter top two piece suit with a black gossamer scarf wrapped around her like a skirt.

Her figure was very well taken care of and her size was slim. The same was said for Minerva; though she would not wear a two piece. Her swimming costume was a simple black one piece.

“Why thank you Molly dear. I have tried to keep it slim. I was petrified when I had Athena…I thought I’d never recover,” Katherine laughed, “But after I started having all those large boys I realized it wasn’t that bad. Now I’m more grateful to have them then a figure to die for.”

Molly nodded her understanding as only another mother could.

“They are something to behold,” Molly smiled watching a mixture of children and adults playing water volleyball.

“When I had Athena I was nineteen. Barely into adulthood and I found myself with a child. Looking into those soft blue/grey eyes I fell hopelessly in love and wanted as many as I could have,” Katherine sighed.

“Grandmamma! Grandmamma!” shouted a young girl of fours with ebony curls and hazel eyes.

She was wearing a blue swimsuit and was soaking wet as she catapulted into Katherine’s arms.

“Oh gracious me,” Katherine laughed kissing the wet child, “Looks like I have a wet kitten in my lap.”

“Grandpa threw me in,” Claire pouted.

“Oh deary dear me,” Katherine clicked her tongue. “Ares!”

“Yo?” Ares called as his head bobbed up from the water.

“Why did you throw your grandchild into the pool?” Katherine asked with the regal ness of a queen.

“Well…seemed right. She wanted to be thrown,” Ares shrugged.

“Ares I have told you what you should do when that happens. I won’t say it again,” Katherine warned.

“Yes Ma,” Ares sighed and swam off.

“You have to tell me how you do it,” Minerva sighed as she sat up and took off her sunglasses.

“A little nutmeg and the pie is perfect,” Katherine said lightly as she snuggled with Claire.

“Not a pie. I want to know how you can get what you want from us with just a look or a phrase,” Minerva replied.

“A mystery that has puzzled people for years,” Fiona laughed, “A curse of fortune.”

“What?” Molly asked as she sat up looking very interested.

“My mother died giving birth to Katherine. As she drew her last breathe she whispered a spell that her child would never face hatred and pain without having away to be saved. She cursed Katherine with the ability to see what people desire from others and use it to manipulate them into getting what she desires,” Fiona explained.

“It’s not anything I can teach anyone. It’s just something I do,” Katherine replied as she stood with her great-grandchild and left.

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Hours later Harry was quietly floating along when he looked up and saw Katherine climbing to the top of the waterfall.

“Oh not again,” Apollo sighed as he and the other siblings rushed to the edge.

“Mother come down from there!” Minerva exclaimed, “You can’t swim well enough to dive!”

“Ma this is not proving anything! You didn’t do it last year what makes you think you’ll do it this year!?” Ares called.

Katherine did not seem to be listening though as she continued to climb.

“Albus she listens to you please go get her,” Minerva cried.

Albus nodded and climbed out of the pool where he had been playing with Randal and Claire. He made his way up to the top of the waterfall and stood behind Katherine.

“Every year you try this. Why?” he asked gently.

“I have a fear of plummeting to my death. Stewart used to dive with me so I would not be afraid. After he died I…I’ve never been able to do it again. I try…but it always happens Apollo has to come up and get me,” Katherine sighed.

“Are you hoping one day you can do it alone?” Albus asked coming up to her.

“Albus a fear can render us helpless…there is a way around the blood wards,” Katherine replied turning to him.

“That has nothing to do with your fear,” Albus replied.

“I have spent half the summer with that boy. There is a way to save him and I will not let you ruin those chances. You won’t love my daughter…I’m not going to let you destroy another child’s chance at life,” Katherine said as she jumped off the edge and into the water.

[phantomgirl]

Awwsome!!!

[harmonydumbledore]

AN: Drama ensues when Albus is now forced to defend Minerva!!

Chapter 8: The Games Begin

Harry was woken up the next morning by the same soft hand running through his hair. He opened his eyes and donned his glasses to see Katherine dressed in a Middle Ages style dress wearing a silver and emerald tiara.

The dress was a dark green and high breasted with silver outlining. Her hair was curled and looked like it had glitter in it.

“What on earth are you wearing?” Harry asked laughing.

“Today are the McGonagall Games. I have dressed for the part. Now dress in something you do not care if it gets messy and hurry downstairs. Today breakfast is in the dining room,” Katherine smiled as she stood.

“All right,” Harry nodded scrambling out of bed.

“I’ll tell you your events while you eat,” Katherine said sweeping toward the door. She stopped and turned as she stood in the door way.

“Oh and Harry …Good Luck out there,” she winked and disappeared.

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“Attention! Attention children!” Katherine called as she stood at the head of the long table that amazingly held everyone. The chatting quieted down and heads turned toward her. Katherine produced a purple clipboard and smiled.

“I have here the names and event of the games for today.”

“Let’s here it then Lady of the Reunion,” Ares teased.

“Very well,” Katherine grinned, “Today’s events are Couples’ Chess, Sword on foot and Jousting on horse back. For couples’ chess…the players are Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger, Ariel and Severus Snape, Daniela McGonagall and Harry Potter, Hephaestus and Cora McGonagall, Ares and Christine McGonagall, and Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall.”

“Couple’s chess?” Charlie Weasley questioned.

“A game of chess with two players on either side. You and your partner have to work together to win. Not as easy as it sounds when it comes to chess,” Apollo explained.

“Right. For sword on foot we have Charlie Weasley, Albus Dumbledore, Severus Snape, Apollo McGonagall, Rowan McGonagall, Trevor McGonagall, Michael Grimes, May McGonagall, Minerva McGonagall, and Nanette Childs,” Katherine read and frowned, “Hang on a tick….Fiona!!”

“What?” Fiona blinked looking up from her eggs and toast.

“Would you care to explain why my daughter is entered in this?” Katherine frowned.

Eyes slowly looked to Katherine, Fiona, or Minerva. Minerva looked very pale and Albus was speaking to her in gentle whispers trying to calm her.

“You won it every year you played,” Fiona explained, “I just thought Minerva would like a shot. You were the one that taught her hand to hand combat.”

“Minerva …speak up right now. If you wish it I will take your place and your name will be erased,” Katherine said.

“Minerva I’ve seen you practice. You can do it Tabby,” Albus whispered very softly in her and squeezed her knee under the table.

Oh if he only knew what that did to her. She turned to her mother and shook her head.

“Very well then,” Katherine replied. A glint in her eye showed anyone paying attention she knew something was up.

“For Jousting we have Albus Dumbledore, Ares McGonagall, Jonathan McGonagall, Hermes McGonagall, Michael Grimes, Richard Arlington, David Jones, and Bill Weasley.” Katherine reading and looked up, “I wish you all the best of luck and ask you to remember…I will heal the wounds inflicted…I will not raise any dying.”

Everyone nodded; all those who had never played before fearful of what that actually meant.


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After breakfast they all retired outside where three chess tables were sat up with for chairs each. Chairs were placed in rows to the side for everyone to watch. On a dais behind one table was a throne like chair where Katherine sat down. A small one sat to her left and she called Harry to sit by her. The games then began.

“Do people really die in these games?” Harry asked as they watched the players’ converse on what moves to play.

Albus and Minerva however never seemed to speak. It was like they could feel what the other thought.

“In years past it has been known to occur. But not since I joined the family has anyone been killed,” Katherine nodded and took his hand in hers, “I promise you Harry you will not be seriously harmed.”

“Right,” Harry nodded, “Kat can I say something?”

“Like what?” she asked as her sharp eyes scanned the players.

“I…never mind,” Harry shook his head and sighed.

“Well all right,” Katherine said unsurely as they continued to watch.

The players left and soon only Minerva, Albus, Ariel, and Severus were left.

Katherine sat up straighter. Harry did as well as they watched.

Minerva’s mind was wandering. The closer she got to winning the more nervous she got about sword fighting. She’d never done it before; though she used to love watching her mother. If she was honest with herself it was her mother that had convinced Minerva it was more proper to be able to defend herself than anything else. No matter what others think.

Albus’ mind shuddered at the thoughts running threw his head. A hundred and one scenarios went through his head and Minerva was absolutely the center of every one of them. Katherine’s words also continued to echo in her mind.

Without asking Minerva made a move calling checkmate and it was over. Severus growled and walked off.

“The winners of Chess this year are Minerva McGonagall and Albus Dumbledore!” Katherine clapped as she stood with two medals around her hands.

The Professors approached the dais and bowed as she placed the medals around her necks.

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“Now remember to watch the twitch. Rowan’s left eye always twitches when he strikes left,” Katherine whispered as she strapped the armor onto Harry’s chest.

“Right…wait what about the others?” Harry asked panicked.

Katherine said nothing as she left him and retook her seat on her throne.

The sword fighting was quite the show. The swords clashing amongst each other in a flurry that caused sparks to shoot from the blades. The players were dressed in chain metal and armor fighting for their very lives. Four would go into the ring at a time and only one would be allowed to advance.

Katherine sat proud and regal like a queen as she watched them all and passed judgment over them.

The game had gone on for several hours and now only Harry, Minerva, and Albus were left. Minerva and Harry had seemed to team up over Albus.

It was then a shadowed figure appeared on the border of the grounds and started walking up to the family.

“Who’s that?” Fred asked Apollo.

Apollo looked up to where the lad was gesturing as he was taking off his armor and assisting his brother with his. Ares looked up as well and frowned.

“What the bloody hell is he here for?” Ares snarled.

“Who is it?” George asked.

But Apollo and Ares were not listening. Their eyes had turned to Katherine who they realized had stood and had her hand around her throat.

“Damn she’s seen him,” Apollo swore and ran a hand threw his short blonde hair.

“Seen who?” Fred repeated.

“An old boyfriend of Minerva’s,” Apollo sighed as a cheer went up around them and they saw Minerva standing over Harry with her foot over his chest.

“The champion is Minerva McGonagall!” Katherine clamped as Minerva stepped up and claimed another medal.

Katherine pulled her daughter into a hug and whispered, “Reign in the temper. Let me deal with him.”

Minerva pulled back and stared at her oddly when they heard a solitary clap.

It was followed by a cold Scottish voice saying, “Well done little Min.”

Minerva’s face paled extremely as she looked into her mother’s face for conformation.

“Please say that’s not him,” she whispered.

“I won’t lie,” Katherine whispered in return, “Just be quiet…I have an idea.”

She gently turned Minerva around and smiled.

“Guests please welcome Bernard Jackal. Bernard I’d like you to meet Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Severus Snape, and the Weasley family,” Katherine introduced.

“Pleasure,” the man sneered.

He was the same age as Minerva with thick wavy brown hair and the most tantalizing green eyes. He was tall and well built with beautiful features. He was dressed in a white shirt and brown pants with a brown robe. He was quite dashing.

“I see I’ve come up on the family games. Would you mind if I play?” he smirked.

“Not at all,” Katherine smiled brightly, “Actually we were just about to start the jousting tournament. You can take Michael’s place for he twisted a wrist during the sword play. Apollo will help you change.” Apollo gripped the man’s shoulder as he stood behind him.

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Everyone decided for a few minutes rest while they let the elves set up and saddle the horses. Also to let the players get ready.

“Mother how can you let him play!? This is beyond insane! You had to have brought him here!! I’m sick of you interfering with my life!” Minerva screamed as they entered the study.

“Minerva clam down,” Fiona said grabbing her niece and shaking her by the arms, “Katherine had nothing to do with it.”

“Mina I hate that bastard as much as you,” Katherine said as she paced the room feverishly, “The only thing I can think is that he must have read up on the McGonagall Marriage Laws.”

“The what?” Minerva blinked as she quit thrashing in her aunt’s arms and watched her mother.

“It’s a law that if a man vying for the hand of a McGonagall woman’s hand in marriage wins most of the family games…if he wins the woman belongs to him. It’s a wizard law as much as anything and it is binding still.”

“What!!!” Minerva screeched.

“There are five more games….if I…of course! Mina don’t worry mummy is going to fix everything” Katherine gasped as she ran out of the room.

Katherine ran down the steps and out to the small tent where she knew some of the players were. Thankfully Bernard was not in there.

“Oh Harry, Albus I need to talk to you two…Fred and George as well,” Katherine breathed heavily as she sat down on the bench by Harry.

“Kat are you all right?” Harry asked patting her back as Albus gave her a cup of water. Katherine nodded as she took a sip of the water and looked at all of them.

“Bernard is here to get Minerva’s hand in marriage. If he wins the family games then I will have no choice but to give her to him,” Katherine said.

“Well then we just have to stop him. He can’t take her!” Fred and George said in agreement.

Harry nodded as well.

“I know and of course not but you boys can not possibly hope to beat him. Albus it has to be you. At the jousting Bernard will declare his intentions…I’m certain. If he does then you must declare the same intentions. You two will have to fight to the finish and if you loose Minerva will be forced to quit Hogwarts and move to Spain. She doesn’t want that and neither do I. The Jackals are scum of the earth purebloods that beat and rape their women every chance they get. They are worse than Malfoys. Albus you must do this. After you win …if you and Minerva agree then I can annul the engagement. But until then you must stay as close to her as possible,” Katherine replied.

Albus said nothing but nodded.

“Boys he can’t be there all the time for he’ll have to play every game now. You must keep your eyes on Minerva and come get me the second he tries anything. Keep her safe and calm for her own good as well as ours,” Katherine replied looking at each teenager as if her were her own.

They all nodded.

“Good now remember I love you all and I know you can beat him,” she smiled and left.

“Boys,” Albus replied watching her retreating form.

“Professor?” The boys questioned.

“Get…creative,” he smirked and left the tent.

[phantomgirl]

This is Great! Will Min be saved?

I hope Albus and the boys save Min from that Bernard dude, I don't like him

[harmonydumbledore]

Chapter 9: Jousting and Kissing

Katherine stood on her dais and looked at everyone standing around the area.

“Bring forth the knights!” she called.

Out from the three tents stepped the players. All were wearing suits of armor with their hoods down; of course everyone knew Bernard Jackal was the black knight.

The eight men stood in a line in front of her and raised their hoods to reveal their faces.

“May the best man…”

“Wait Lady McGonagall,” Bernard replied as he stepped onto the dais by her.

“Yes Sir Jackal?” Katherine asked.

“I declare the right to fight for Minerva’s hand in marriage. I invoke the Marriage Law of the McGonagall Clan and say that when this tournament is over if I have been in one of top three in six games then I will claim Minerva’s hand,” Bernard replied.

“As you wish,” Katherine nodded. “I here by…”

“Wait!”

Katherine sighed in annoyance at being interrupted; though Harry saw the glint of hope as Albus stood on her other side.

“I also invoke the law and ask for Minerva’s hand in marriage,” Albus replied.

A collective gasp went around the area and several whispered conversations began as Minerva’s eyes widened to the size of golf balls as she stared at the dais.

“Very well,” Katherine nodded and stepped forward, “Friends and Family! By Friday at sunset my daughter will be promised to one of these knights! Because she is to be an intended Minerva will no longer participate in the games and will sit with me,” she clapped.

Minerva gasped as she looked down at her clothing and found her simple summer dress had turned into a medieval princess’ gown.

“Now knights to your horses and may the best man win!” Katherine shouted as the elves stepped forward with the animals.

Minerva took a sit by her mother as the game began and took a death grip hold of her hand.

“Mother what if Albus looses?” Minerva whispered.

Katherine patted the woman’s hand and smiled.

“Do not worry love. Your cubs have got it under control.” She smiled as the game began.

Bernard and Albus quickly made mince meat of the others and were soon the only ones left. This meant that Bernard had already made top three of one game…but if Albus one then that put him higher on the scale.

Minerva was on the edge of her seat as they took their places and the horses raced down the line.

Something bright blinded Bernard and he shut his eyes allowing Albus a swift hit.

The family cheered and Apollo marked a hit for Albus. The two men set up and ran again.

Once again the light shown in Bernard’s eyes and he was hit causing everyone to cheer.

“That’s cheating!!!” Bernard growled angrily as he pulled his horse up in front of Katherine.

Her eyes scanned the group and found a small mirror quickly disappear behind a tree.

“It won’t happen again. To your places!” Katherine shouted.

The men went back to the start and raced again. This time Albus was almost knocked off his horse and just barely kept on.

Minerva gasped and made to get up but was pulled back down my Katherine.

“Calm down Mina. He’s going to be fine,” Katherine whispered.

Albus groaned and rotated his arm as he went to the start. The Weasleys boys ran up to him and helped him get settled.

“Turn your head to the left next time. It’ll cause a smaller target,” Fred said.

“Aim for his heart. Small target but you have to dismount him!” Bill replied.

“Right,” Albus nodded.

He kicked the horse and it galloped fast and hard toward Bernard. He centered his thoughts on Minerva as he twisted and rammed Bernard hard.

The black knight flew off his horse and landed hard on his back to the cheer of everyone around.

“The winner is Albus Dumbledore!” Katherine exclaimed.

Minerva jumped off the dais and ran up to Albus wrapping her arms around his neck and kissing him full on the mouth.

Everyone gaped at them as Albus wrapped his arms around her slim waist and deepened the kiss. When the two broke apart it was to the cheer of the crowd.

[lansburyfan1]

I absolutely love this story!

[phantomgirl]

Yay!!!...Albus won
Great update!

[Mrs Mendes]

WUUHHHUUUU "the winner is Albus Dumbledore!" I'm jumping up and down right now ^^!!!!!!
I LOVE your story, it made me laught right from the start XD XD XD!!!!!!
Really, it's sooooooooooo.....ooo great!!!!!!
I'm a big fan ^^!!!!
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[harmonydumbledore]

Chapter 10: New Sleeping Arrangements

After the jousting tournament everyone retired inside for supper and a movie before heading to bed. Because of Bernard’s appearance Katherine had the elves move put the extra bed and put Bernard in Minerva’s room.

Albus moved in with Harry and the three youngest Weasley boys; and Minerva shared the bed with her mother.

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“That was a bloody good kiss professor,” Fred exclaimed as Albus sat on the new bed in the room.

“Thank you Mr. Weasley,” Albus grinned.

“I think you and the professor look perfect together,” Harry replied.

“I must congratulate you two on the mirror,” Albus replied as he got under his sheets.

“That is only the beginning sir. We have explicit permission from you to get creative and we have free reign of McGonagall estate from Apollo,” Fred replied.

“Not to mention the promise to not have any repercussions from Katy,” George added with a smile.

“One thing though,” Fred said as he climbed under his own sheets.

“Yes Mr. Weasley?” Albus asked.

“What ever you see tomorrow…we ask you ignore and carry on,” George answered.

“All right then,” Albus nodded and turned out the light. “Sleep well boys.”

“Night Professor,” the four chorused.

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“Professor what you did was so romantic!” Ginny exclaimed happily.

She and Hermione were lying on their stomachs on the large bed master bed. They were in their pajamas with their wet hair in French braids. Minerva was sitting in the middle of the bed in a silky emerald green cami and bottoms as she looked through a photo album.

Katherine was propped up on her knees behind Minerva braiding her hair in two French braids the same as the girls’. She was wearing a black silk nightgown and her own hair was in a loose braid.

“It was like something from a fairytale,” Hermione nodded.

“I’m still a little embarrassed I did that in front of all my brothers and nieces and nephews,” Minerva laughed.

“Ron looked sick watching it,” Ginny laughed.

“Ron lacks a vast amount of maturity,” Katherine replied as she worked on her daughter’s hair, “A pity really.”

“Professor if you don’t mind us asking…how did you ever date that guy? He’s really creepy,” Ginny said.

“My uncle introduced me to him almost twelve years ago. I didn’t really like him and it all ended when he first hit me. I really thought mother would smite him then and there,” Minerva said with a laugh.

The girls giggled as well.

“You know professor it’s really funny all the stories your mum tells us about her school days. I mean being label the ‘Demon of Hogwarts’ is quite the title,” Hermione smirked.

“No one will ever break as many school rules as I…I even caused quite a few to be written,” Katherine stated with a proud glint in her eyes.

“Amazing then how you managed to raise a litter of rule abiding children,” Minerva smirked.

“Well you aren’t all rule abiding…and I did grow up…sort of,” she laughed.

The other three joined her as well.

The girls spent several hours chatting and gossiping together before they all fell asleep in the large bed.

[harmonydumbledore]

We shall add some drama. And peril!

Chapter 11: And the Games Continue

The games continued on through the week getting harder and more dangerous as it wore on. Several injuries had occurred but none so bad they need to be sent to St. Mungo’s.

Everyone so far had a thrilling time and enjoyed themselves immensely. All the guests felt they were apart of the close knit McGonagall family; and they all agreed on the same thought. They hated Bernard.

The feeling was mutual for Bernard hated the McGonagalls; especially Katherine. He only wanted Minerva because she was the favored child and was set to get most of the inheritance. Not to mention the fact she was a powerful catch.

Unfortunately Albus and Bernard were so tightly together on their winnings and placing of the games…there were two games left.

“By this afternoon we will have a winner and one of the lucky bucks will be given this,” Katherine replied as she pulled a small black box from her bosom and opened it.

Inside was the most beautiful antique engagement ring most of the group had ever seen. It was a silver setting with a four carat emerald in the middle. Embedded around the edge of the ring were diamond studs.

Bernard’s eyes glinted brightly while Albus contemplated how to exactly give it to Minerva.

“All right then. We have the Human Transfigurations and The Duel!” Katherine sighed sticking the box back in her bosom and holding up her clipboard.

“For Transfigurations we have Albus Dumbledore and Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley, Charlie Weasley and Daniela McGonagall, Severus Snape and Charolette Walters, Molly and Arthur Weasley, and Bernard Jackal and Fiona McGonagall,” she replied.

“What do you mean putting me with Jack Ass?” Fiona hissed lowly so no one but Katherine heard.

“I will not have the little ones harmed by his incompetence …and you forget that you are here with three highly trained Master of Transfiguration. You’ll be fine,” Katherine replied.

“This is for signing Mina up isn’t it?” Fiona glared.

“…..Yes,” Katherine nodded.

Fiona sighed and sat back down.

“Right now the duelers are… Albus Dumbledore, Bernard Jackal, Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, Arthur Weasley, Bill Weasley, Ares McGonagall, Rowan McGonagall, Nancy McGonagall, Coronus McGonagall, and Severus Snape,” Katherine finished.

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Everyone filed outside to the grounds and the players stood before Katherine’s dais. “The rules are as follows. The men will bring their ladies before me and transfigure her into a marvelous creature made of three animals. The animals can be muggle or wizard it makes no difference. The man must change her, allow me to examine her, and then change her back with no lasting side effects,” Katherine explained before she and Minerva took their seats.

“You may begin!”

“Miss Granger you are in good hands,” Albus winked.

“Yes sir,” Hermione nodded happily.

“I swear I’ll be careful Gin,” Harry replied.

“I trust you Harry,” Ginny smiled sweetly.

“Screw with me and I’ll kill you in what ever form I’m in,” Fiona snarled.

“Sure,” Bernard laughed sarcastically.

In minutes where the women stood were some of the most beautiful and strangest animals ever seen.

“Hmm,” Katherine scoffed as she stood and walked around the creatures.

“Harry, A unicorn, thestral, with a hippogriff backside. Very nice,” Katherine smiled patting Ginny’s head.

“Thank you Kat,” Harry blushed.

“Excellent work Arthur. A beautiful giraffe, hippogriff.” She praised.

Arthur nodded.

“Oh Bernard now this is interesting. What is it?” Katherine asked circling her sister.

“Jackolope, tortoise, alligator, raven, rhinoceros,” Bernard said as he smirked at Albus and blew a kiss to Minerva.

Minerva shuddered and turned her head.

“Very odd,” Katherine replied. She continued observing the others till she came to Albus.

“And what have we here?” she smiled at the creature that was nuzzling her.

“The head of a Siberian tiger, body of an antelope, legs of a Clydesdale, tail of peacock, and personality of a tabby cat,” Albus answered as he winked at Minerva.

Minerva smiled and nodded to him. She knew her mother loved cats. It was part of the reason she did.

Katherine kneeled over the creature and scratched her head.

“It’s a beautiful animal Albus. Hermione dear you are exquisite,” Katherine smiled.

“The Winner is Albus Dumbledore!!” Katherine shouted.

After the girls were returned to normal Katherine threw up the dome that would keep all magic in and all magic out. It was the dome the duels were always held in so the spectators were kept safe.

Two went in at a time and would duel till on surrender or lost their wand. Then another would go in to fight the winner.

“Albus, Bernard this is for all the marbles!” Katherine replied as the duels started in.

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Five hours later Katherine called an intermission before the final duel between Albus and Bernard. She was allowing people to eat or stretch.

“I’m going for a walk. Harry, Minerva either one of you care to join me?” Katherine asked.

Both nodded and set out with her through the woods.

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The trio walked through the woods. Katherine had her arm wrapped around Harry’s while Minerva walked along beside them.

“Professor can I ask you something?” Harry said nervously.

“Certainly Harry,” Minerva nodded.

“You won’t break off the engagement with the headmaster will you? We can tell you two really love each other. And you fit pretty well together,” Harry said.

“You’ve spent too much time with my mother,” Minerva laughed as they stopped in a small clearing.

“I like her she’s …like you but without the professor isms,” Harry explained.

Minerva looked over at her mother who was standing just a few inches away speaking to a raven that was on her hand.

“That’s what everyone says…the problem is I just don’t know how to let go. My father always said it was better to be respected for your brains than your beauty. I always thought he and my mother married because of the old wizarding arranged marriages,” Minerva explained, “of course I think now I know being you in all aspects is the better choice. That’s why I really will stay with the headmaster.”

“Awesome. You two are like the mum and dad of Hogwarts. Its better if you’re married,” Harry teased.

Minerva laughed and wrapped an arm around his shoulders as they moved closer to Katherine.

Before any knew what happened they were stunned in the back and tossed into a nearby hole.

“Well that’s done. Jackal owes us for getting rid of some of his in-laws too,” two cloaked figures laughed and walked off.

[harmonydumbledore]

I gave you a cliffie. Now I give you the answer!

I sadly own nothing!

Chapter 12: The Passage

Katherine gasped and coughed badly as she tried to get all the dirt and dust out of her windpipe.

“For Merlin’s sake what the hell happened?” she groaned finding herself pinned to the ground.

“Beats me,” Harry groaned as he tried to move and heard another voice moan.

“Harry watch where you put your hands,” Minerva moaned.

“Forget that. You two get off of me!” Katherine snapped.

Harry and Minerva inched off of Katherine as much as they could consider the place they were in was only about five feet in diameter.

“Where are we?” Harry asked.

“This used to be a secret passage to get out of the estate in case we were attacked. I blew it up not long after Stewart died when I realized Grindelwald’s followers could get in the house just as easily this way. Unfortunately it appears Apollo still hasn’t closed the hole,” Katherine sighed.

She pushed herself up and moaned loudly at the pain that shot through her left leg.

“Damn it all to hell,” Katherine swore.

“What is it mother?” Minerva asked frowning in the sliver of light they received from the entrance hole that was about twenty feet up.

“My ankle is broken. Do any of you have injuries?” Katherine sighed.

“A headache and a few bruises,” Minerva replied.

“Um I think I sprained my wrist,” Harry replied.

“Oh wonderful. And we’re all wandless I’m sure… in an area that is warded against magic,” Katherine snorted.

“So how are we getting out?” Harry asked.

“Well…we don’t unless someone comes looking for us. And I doubt anyone can find this hole,” Katherine said.

“What!? This can’t be happening! This can’t be happening,” Minerva shouted.

She started hyperventilating.

“I’m middle aged! I want children! I want to marry Albus Dumbledore! I want to keep Harry! I WANT CHOCOLATE!! I WANT OUT!!!” Minerva shouted.

“Whoa, whoa,” Katherine exclaimed putting a hand over Minerva’s, “Baby calm down you’re going to hurt yourself. We’re going to get out!”

“HOW!?” Minerva exclaimed.

“Mina we just have to tell Poe to go and get the boys. They’ll get us out in no time,” Katherine stated calmly.

“Well call him!” Minerva snapped.

“Geez she gets annoying when she’s frightened,” Katherine mumbled as she cupped her hands around her mouth and shouted, “POE!!”

A caw was heard over head and squint through the light they saw Katherine’s pet raven.

“Poe you need to find Cronos. Tell him we need help urgently!” Katherine said. The bird cawed and flew off.

“And now we wait,” she sighed.

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“Where’s Ma? She should be back by now,” Hephaestus said frowning.

“Yeah Gran’s always on time,” Rowan nodded.

“Are we going to duel or what?” Bernard growled.

“We aren’t starting anything till Ma is back,” Ares snapped.

“Apollo can start it. He is the male head,” Bernard snapped.

“Look just because you want our sister does not mean we like you and you can bet you won’t get a damn red cent!” Ares growled lunging for the man.

Albus held him back saying, “Calm down Ares.”

“Hey dad look!” Jonathan shouted pointing to the sky where a black dot was flying down to them.

“It’s Poe. Something must be wrong with Ma,” Ares said as Cronos stepped forward and the raven landed on his arm.

“Poe where’s Ma? Is she hurt?” Cronos asked. The raven squawked.

“Is she alone?” he asked. The bird cawed.

“What happened?” he asked. The bird cawed several times before lifting in the air and hovering.

“Ma and sis are hurt. They need us,” Cronos shouted as he drew his wand and started following the bird.

Apollo, Hephaestus, Bernard, the Weasley twins, Severus, and Albus ran after him.

“Everyone else stay here!!” Ares snapped and ran after them as well.

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“Some...times I feel I want to…ah ah run away I want to…ah ah get away from…”

“Mummy my head hurts please stop,” Minerva moaned rubbing her temples.

“I’m sorry baby. Come here,” Katherine said pulling her daughter to her chest and gently rubbing a hand in her hair.

“P-Professor,” Harry said softly.

“Yes Harry?” Minerva asked.

“What did you mean about wanting to keep me?” Harry asked uncertainly.

“I never wanted to leave you at the Dursleys. I wanted to bring you here …I would have loved to have raised you at McGonagall Estate,” Minerva sighed.

Harry blinked in astonishment for he never would have guest there were actually people that cared for him as much as his parents had. He was definitely not looking forward to Sunday.

“All right we need to pass the time till we are rescued. Let’s all sing!” Katherine said trying to add humor to the situation.

“I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts…diddle dee…there they are a standing in a row…bump bump. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head…”

“Mother would you please silence yourself,” Minerva groaned as she buried herself in her mother’s chest.

“I have not have sugar all day and you know what happens when I don’t get at least a little bit of junk food,” Katherine replied.

“Merlin I hope help comes soon,” Minerva groaned as she sat back up and leaned her head against the dirt wall around them.

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“Poe where are they?” Cronos sighed as they made their way through the woods. His blonde locks were sticking to his brow. T

he bird cawed and swooped onto his shoulder looking confused.

“Stupid animal. Minerva’s probably at the house laughing at us for falling for this stupid joke,” Bernard huffed as he sat in the crook of a tree.

“Don’t be daft. Just because you don’t understand the complex relationship we all share does not mean that everything is stupid. If you cared to look you would see animals and all of us understand things of this world you never will!” Hephaestus growled scratching his short blonde head.

Bernard glared at him as they trudged on.

“Professor what do you think happened to Kat and McGonagall?” Fred asked.

He and George were in the back of the small squad with their professors.

“I can only begin to guess Mr. Weasley. I only hope we find them,” Albus sighed.

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“Mother? Mother? MUMMY!!!” Minerva screamed frantic as she shook Katherine roughly.

“What the bloody hell is it!? Katherine snapped jerking away.

“You wouldn’t wake up. We thought something was wrong,” Harry replied.

“Can’t an old woman get some sleep without everyone thinking she’s dead,” Katherine huffed?

“I’m sorry mother. I just…wait do you hear that?” Minerva asked standing.

“Hear what?” Harry asked looking up.

“Shush. Listen,” Minerva said quietly.

They listened quietly and heard the faint sounds of men’s voices ringing through the land.

“Oh Thank Merlin. I’d know my sons bickering anywhere,” Katherine sighed, “Help me up.”

Minerva and Harry helped her stand and Minerva held her up as she hopped on her good foot.

“Shout,” Katherine commanded.

“HELP US!”

“HELP!!”

“GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!” the three shouted.

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“Oi mates I believe that is the lovely sound of our sugar depleted mother,” Ares said as the followed the voices to the dark hole.

Cronos and Apollo transfigured to rocks into flashlights and shined them down the drop to see Harry, Minerva, and Katherine squinting up at them.

“Mother how the hell did you get down there?” Hephaestus shouted.

“Attacked from behind. I broke my ankle can you just lift us up!” Katherine shouted in reply.

“Right we’ll have you out in two shakes,” Ares nodded as all the brothers pulled back from the hole.

“All right men we got to do this the muggle way. That hole is warded against magic. Albus we need you to transfigure something into good and strong ropes, Fred and George you guys keep a look out with Bernard and Ares to make sure whoever did this isn’t still out there, Cronos send a patronus to the women and tell them to be ready for wound care,” Hephaestus said taking command.

They all nodded and quickly got to work.

“All right what ever comes down we’re in agreement Harry goes first right?” Katherine sighed leaning against the dirt wall.

“Completely,” Minerva said.

“I think Kat should go first. She’s hurt worse,” Harry said indignantly.

“Harry this is not about whose hurt worse. This is about who has the most value …and to your soon to be mother and grandmother we think you have the most value,” Katherine said sternly.

“Heads up Ma!” Apollo called as he and the men lowered the roped down the hole.

“Just grab on and we’ll pull you up one by one,” Cronos explained.

The rope came down to just above their heads and they could see the small lasso type hole made for one’s hand.

“Up you go … future grandson,” Katherine laughed running her hand in his hair.

“I’m only going because I’m afraid what my future mother will do if I don’t,” Harry said as he tugged the rope and started to be pulled up the chute.

“Smart thinking,” Katherine laughed.

“Harry are you all right?” Cronos asked as his green eyes searched the boy.

“Nothing major other than a sprained wrist,” Harry explained.

“Good lad. Stand over by Severus while we get the women,” Apollo replied as the rope was gain lowered down.

“I see Minerva and Kat voted for Saint Potter to be rescued first,” Severus snipped.

“For your information I wanted Kat to go first but they made me take the rope,” Harry snapped and focused his eyes on the men.

He could see Albus’ worried expression and the determined look in his eyes as he kept the rope anchored to the tree and pulled hard on the rope.

Five minutes later Minerva was pulled out of the hole and hurried over to Harry where she knelt by him and gave him the once over.

“Are you sure you’re okay?” She asked running her hands softly over his arms.

“I’m fine really,” Harry smiled.

She smiled back and stood pulling him closer to her as they waited.

It took another five minutes but Katherine was pulled out and gently laid on the ground. It was amazing how caring and loving the men were to their mother. Almost as if they prized her over all treasures…the truth was they did.

“Mum you look terrible. How’s your ankle?” Apollo asked pushing on it lightly.

“Hurts! And I need a bath. Someone pick me up and carry me to the house,” Katherine sighed.

Apollo laughed and gently lifted her in the air. It was rather easy since she didn’t way much anyway.

“Minerva are you all right?” Albus asked as he worriedly took her shoulders in his hands.

“Yes, yes I’m fine. Thank you for saving me Albus. I love you so much,” Minerva smiled as she wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed her lightly.

“I love you Tabby,” Albus smiled returning the kiss.

“Damn it! The bitch is mine!” Bernard shouted as he aimed the killing curse at Albus’ back.

Time slowed as the green light shot from his wand toward the couple. Harry shouted a shield charm as Bernard was stunned and bound by the twins.

“You aren’t killing our favorite professors,” Fred replied.

George picked up the man’s wand and smiled.

“You have been weighed, measured, and have been found wanting. You are not even close to being good enough for out Head,” George smirked.

“Boys give me that wand please,” Katherine replied as she still sat in Apollo’s arm.

George handed over Bernard’s wand with a nod. Bernard watched in horror as a dark look came into Katherine’s eyes.

“You abuse my daughter and my hospitality. You’ve tried to kill my future son-in-law and do away with the three of us. As Lady McGonagall and one of the Heads of the Wizenagamont I sentence you to Azkaban and you shall be transported immediately!” she said regally as she simply snapped his wand and threw the pieces down the hole.

“Ares take that pig to the Ministry, Cronos seal up that hole permanently. And Albus…”

“Yes Kat?” Albus asked stepping up to her.

Katherine pulled the box from her chest and placed it in his hands.

“You have more than earned the right to this,” she smiled.

Albus smiled and turned around as he kneeled before Minerva. Minerva’s eyes widened as she grabbed Harry’s hand. Harry squeezed it reassuringly as he smiled up at her.

“I’ve loved you for years Minerva. Your mother is right…we shouldn’t be afraid of our feelings anymore. Marry me?” Albus asked opening the box.

“Only if we adopt Harry,” Minerva said with tears in her eyes.

Albus looked at the teenager and seemed to be reading him. He turned back to Minerva and nodded with a smile.

“Then yes, yes…YES!” Minerva squealed.

Albus placed the ring on her delicate finger and swept her up in a kiss.

“Oh thank God!” Katherine sighed going limp in Apollo’s arms, “I can die now!”

“Nonsense you have a grandson to spoil,” Apollo laughed as they started back toward the house.

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This is not the end! There is more to come....and even a squeal if you all ask nicely!XD

[ilovehp]

Love it, please update!!

[phantomgirl]

I loved the update!!!!Please update soon!
I'm glad Kat got rid of Bernard for good

I really like the plot it's different from most fics, it's unique!

A sequal to this story would be awesome

[harmonydumbledore]

Chapter 13: A Wizard’s Birthday

Returning from the rescue mission a large engagement party had been thrown for Albus and Minerva. The clan had partied late into the night and now were all sleeping it off.

Albus and Minerva were cuddled together in Minerva’s room. A soft knock was heard outside and a voice Minerva knew all to well.

“Mina, Mina love its mummy can I come in?” Katherine asked opening the door slightly.

Minerva got up and wrapped Albus dressing gown around her lithe frame.

“Yes mother,” Minerva answered. Katherine entered the room smiling brightly.

“Good morning my love. Sleep well?” she asked.

“Very…you are not one to knock in the morning,” Minerva said crossing her arms.

“Well I knock when I suspect fun is had at night,” Katherine said with a wink as she went over to Minerva’s closet and threw the doors open.

Minerva blushed as she watched her mother sort through her robes.

“What are you looking for?” Minerva asked curiously.

“You have a date with the Ministry. I had hoped you would agree to adopt Harry so I had Damien get everything ready. You remember Damien?” Katherine said taking out a set of lovely red robes.

“Yes mother I do but how…”

“No time. You and Albus need to get up and get going to the Ministry to get everything signed. You can go shopping on the way back and then everything will be ready by the time you get home,” Katherine explained as she chose a nice set of blue robes with silver stars on them for Albus.

“Shopping? For what?” Minerva asked sitting on the bed. Albus was still asleep.

“Harry’s gift,” Katherine said.

Minerva looked at her mother in confusion. Then it donned on her and she clamped her hands over her mouth in shock.

“Merlin it’s his birthday. I can’t believe I forgot!” Minerva exclaimed and ran around trying to get ready as she threw a slipper at Albus to wake him up. Katherine smiled and quietly left the couple alone.


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Harry was sleeping peacefully when he was suddenly awakened by his bed bouncing uncontrollably.

“Aggh! Aghh! Wh-what’s going on!?” Harry screamed clutching his blanket to his chest as he grabbed his glasses.

“Wakey wakey!” Katherine exclaimed jumping up and down on the end of Harry’s bed.

“What on earth happened to nice quiet waking?” Harry groaned flopping back on his pillow.

“Not today. Today is your birthday!” Katherine shouted as she flipped off the bed and landed on her feet.

“What!?” Harry blinked sitting up.

His mind quickly thought about the date and he blinked. “I completely forgot my own birthday!”

“That happens,” Katherine nodded sitting on the bed and smiling.

“Now I have a few questions in regards to the party tonight.”

“Okay,” Harry nodded.

Katherine conjured her clipboard and a pen.

“Okay what kind of cake would you like?” she asked.

“Uh…chocolate and vanilla marble with that special icing of yours,” he said.

“Ice cream?”

“Chocolate, Mint Chip, and Strawberry.”

“Supper? Your party won’t start till four.”

“Um that roast lamb leg and min jelly was good. And uh…oh small potatoes and broccoli with cheese sauce and rolls.”

“Excellent. I’ll get right on it. You hurry on outside after you eat and playing with your cousins,” she winked and left the room.

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Harry was walking around the grounds with Ariel Snape when they came upon a sight Harry was sure most people outside of this clan never saw.

Albus and Katherine were jumping on a large trampoline while Minerva walked around them video taping and taking pictures of them.

“Here we go! Here we go!” Katherine laughed getting some good momentum. “Watch this one.”

She jumped in the air and did a full twisting layout before landing on the trampoline still bouncing.

“Impressive,” Albus nodded. He took her place in the middle of the trampoline and started getting his own momentum. He jumped and did a twisting back flip only to land on his back.

“Weighed, measured, and found wanting. I suggest you not try to beat your future in-law on a dare,” Katherine laughed as she back flipped off the trampoline.

“Now that was cool,” Harry said as he and Ariel walked up to the trio.

“Gran will you ever actually grow up?” Ariel shook her head.

“You know I tried that once. You know what happened when I did?” Katherine said tucking a stray curl behind her ear.

Everyone shook their head.

“I had eight kids,” she said deadpan.

Albus started with a smirk and eventually turned into a bent over laugh.

“Aw and I was trying to b serious,” Katherine pouted, “Well must go check on Harry’s birthday supper. Tootles,” she added and skipped off to the house.

“Harry,” Ariel said watching her great grandmother skipping off.

“Yes?” Harry asked watching the same thing.

“Fear for your sanity. You’ll loose it fast in this Clan,” she replied and walked off toward her husband leaving Harry with the professors.

“Somehow I don’t think she’s joking,” Harry said turning to the two.

“Probably not,” Albus laughed, “we have something for you. And early birthday present.”

“What is it?” Harry asked eyes shining.

Minerva smiled and pulled out a certificate from her robes that she gave to Harry.

This hereby certifies that one Harry James Potter; born July 31, 1980, has been adopted by one Minerva Katherine McGonagall-Dumbledore and one Albus Percival Wulfiric Brian Dumbledore. This is set forth today; July 31, 1995.

Ministry of Child Welfare

Damien Gorbin

“You two got married!?” Harry blinked looking at the certificate.

“We didn’t see any use in a lengthy engagement and we were already at the Ministry,” Albus shrugged.

“You’re really ours now Harry,” Minerva smiled.

“Now that is a great birthday present…a mum and dad,” Harry smiled with misty eyes as he hugged Minerva tightly. She returned the hug while Albus patted the boy’s back.


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Happy Birthday to you; Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday dear Harry! Happy Birthday to you!

The clan clapped and cheered as they ended the song and Katherine sat the cake before him. The cake was square and the icing on top depicted a Quidditch match.

“Make a wish,” Katherine grinned as he looked up at her. Harry closed his eyes and made a wish for something he’d wanted for a very long time…well something besides parents. He opened his eyes and blew the candles out in one go.

“What’d you wish for mate?” Ron asked shoving cake in his mouth.

“Ron if he tells you it won’t come true,” Katherine chastised as she handed the Weasley another piece of cake.

It was time for the gifts to be opened but Katherine had one she wanted to give first.

“Attention everyone!” Katherine called. The room quieted and focused on Katherine as she stood by Harry who was still seated.

“Harry his now my grandson and as he is fifteen it is tradition I as grandmother present him with the traditional wizard’s gift,” Katherine smiled as she handed him a small black jewelry box.

Harry opened it and his eyes widened at the exquisite silver pocket watch. The design on the front was of a knight battling a dragon, inside on one side was a brilliant ivory face with black numbers, the other side held a picture of Minerva and him smiling and waving, and on the back was the inscription: Family Ties Bind Forever. Love Gran.

“Wow thanks Kat…Gran,” Harry smiled hugging her neck.

“You’re welcome,” Katherine smiled.

The party went on late into the night and Harry received loads of gifts and tons of affection. He went to be that night with the widest grin imaginable on his face. He was loved and he was wanted. He now had a family!

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Katherine smiled at her reflection as she brushed her silky locks. Her meddling always got her want she wanted. She had a new son in law and a grandson. And if her powers weren’t failing her then she was sure she’d get some other things she wanted.

With a smile on her lips and twinkle in her eye the ‘Demon of Hogwarts’ went to bed with excitement over what was to come.

[harmonydumbledore]

Chapter 14: The Summer’s Close

Harry was woken up my warm hand brushing through his hair and the smell of cinnamon and vanilla feeling his nose. He opened his eyes and put on his glasses. As his eyesight focused he smiled.

“Morning mum,” he said stretching.

“Morning Harry love. Sleep well?” Minerva smiled down at him.

“Oh yeah,” he nodded sitting up.

“Good. Now hurry and get dressed. Your grandmother will be here in twenty minutes to take you school shopping. I think she’s bringing the Weasley children with her,” Minerva explained standing up.

“Oh Gran is brave to take us all by herself,” Harry laughed crawling out of bed.

“You have no idea,” Albus laughed as he passed the room.


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Harry slid down the banister of his home at 114 Norton Street as Minerva opened the door to reveal Katherine smiling brightly; the four youngest Weasleys and Hermione behind her.

“Harry dear how lovely to see you,” Katherine laughed as she entered the home and spun Harry around in a large hug.

Harry laughed and returned the embrace as Katherine sat him back down.

“Thanks Gran. You’re looking particularly beautiful this morning,” Harry grinned.

“Well a month with Albus and he’s already taught you how to flatter a woman,” Katherine laughed messing his hair. Harry just grinned at her.

“Well kids shall we get going?” Katherine asked.

“Yes Kat!” the little group exclaimed.

“Mother please don’t fill them up on junk food and by them joke supplies,” Minerva begged as the children walked out of the door and climbed into Katherine station wagon.

“Minerva dear don’t worry so much,” Katherine smiled and kissed her daughter’s cheek as she walked out of the door.

Albus and Minerva stood in the door way waving as the car pulled off before shutting the door. Albus wrapped his arms around her slim waist and kissed her neck.

“You know she didn’t promise to not do those things,” Albus whispered in her ear as he nipped at it lightly.

Minerva sighed and turned in his arms.

“I know. Kiss me,” she commanded smiling. Albus happily obliged.


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“All right boys these are the rules….don’t get anything that will kill anyone,” Katherine smiled as she dropped a bag of gold coins in Fred’s hands. They were sitting outside of the ice cream parlor eating large sundaes.

Fred and George peered into the bag and their eyes lit up as they dashed to the joke shop. Hermione frowned as they ran off and turn a disapprovingly look to Katherine. Katherine looked down at the girl and sighed.

“Don’t look so high and mighty. Every one breaks the rules at some point. You sneaking out of the dorms is no different so I suggest you quit trying to be a teacher’s pet.”

Hermione flushed and turned back to her ice cream.

“Now Ron how do you like your prefect badge?” Katherine smiled.

“I’d rather not have to worry about it,” Ron said quietly.

“Sure I was the same. Then I realized something…being in a teacher’s confidence gives you insight into very well kept secrets,” Katherine laughed as they heard a distinct soft voice cough.

“Hem, hem.”

Harry saw his grandmother’s eyes close in annoyance before she turned and plaster and brilliant smile on her face.

“Dolores darling you look wonderful,” Katherine smiled as she stood and bent down to hug the woman.

The Golden Trio and Ginny raised their eyes at Katherine’s choice of words because this woman was a toad and wore way to much pink. Not to mention Katherine towered over her when she stood.

“Thank you Katherine. I didn’t know you were one to take you daughter’s students on outings,” Dolores replied peering at the four children at the table.

“Oh I love taking the more promising ones. And as I recall I took Albus’ as well. I did take you on a few outings,” Katherine replied as she sat down, “Care to join us?”

“Certainly,” Dolores said taking one of the twins’ chairs.

“So how is Cornelius and the Ministry?” Katherine asked.

“He’s doing well. Although Mr. Potter and Professor Dumbledore’s misunderstandings are really starting to worry people,” Umbridge replied.

“Yes I’ve seen the papers. It’s such a pity. I’ve known Albus since he was a small child and he never seemed one to lie. Actually I remember quite vividly a time he came to me with tears in his eyes holding the broken pieces of my priceless crystal tiger figurine,” Katherine said thinking, “Poor thing had been showing off his little magic abilities to Apollo and Hephaestus. He had levitated the tiger in the air and lost concentration and it fell shattering into several little bits.”

“Yes well admitting to breaking a knickknack is one thing but this is an entirely different matter,” Umbridge frowned, “You should speak with him about this story. Scaring everyone is just not good politics.”

“You’re right of course. I will,” Katherine smiled.

“Thank you. Well I better be off then,” Dolores smiled as she nodded and stood.

“All right then. Bye Dolores dear,” Katherine waved.

As soon as the toad was out of earshot Katherine hissed like an angry cat.

“The nerve of that woman telling me my grandson and son-in-law are insane. One of these days I will boot her and Fudge out of their positions and I’ll set someone with a brain in the high chair.”

“What happened with the tiger?” Harry asked trying to get Katherine off her brooding.

“Hmm? Oh…he cried in my lap for over an hour before I could get him to understand it was an accident and I could fix it,” Katherine laughed.

“How old was he?” Hermione asked taking Harry’s lead.

“About seven or eight,” Katherine shrugged, “Simple flick of the wand and the pieces came together… but there were a few pieces missing. He cried about that too till I told him a broken figurine had character and that made it even more special. I said the same thing when he was twelve and broke his nose the second time.”

The friends laughed and enjoyed their sundaes before heading back to their homes.

The summer ended and the friends were taken to the train by Katherine, Fiona, and the Weasleys. They said by to everyone and promised to come home for Christmas as they headed off to school.

[harmonydumbledore]

Chapter 15: Fight Fire with Fire

Katherine was in her sitting room playing Beethoven’s Moon Light Sonata while Fiona embroidered. It was early October and with children in school and couples at work or society luncheons the two old spinsters had nothing to do but be old. Well actually one was a spinster and one a widow…but that was beside the point.

Every since September their lives had grown dull and there were starting to fill old.

“This is the most depressing school year I’ve ever lived through,” Katherine sighed.

“Indeed. I now regret not dying at an early age like the rest of the Harris family,” Fiona sighed.

“Oh Fi,” Katherine shook her head and continued to play.

The sisters were lost in their activities and thoughts; so lost that they nearly had heartaches when their front door flew open and all Katherine’s sons ran in. Their eye were a lit with anger and murder.

“What on earth has happened?” Katherine asked standing and clutching her rapidly beating chest.

“Have you seen the Daily Prophet this morning!?” Cronos snapped.

“No we cancelled our subscription in when the first story trashing Albus came out,” Fiona answered.

“Look at this!” Apollo said thrusting the paper in his mother’s face. Fiona walked over and looked at her sister’s shoulder. Both women’s eyes widened in shock as they read the headline.

Hogwarts High Inquisitor

Minister Fudge began his mission to clean out the lies of Hogwarts earlier this year with the hiring of Senior Undersecretary Dolores Jane Umbridge as Defense Against the Dark Arts. We are told she has already revolutionized the teaching of said subject which is normally very un structured. Now we are told she is to be given the job of Hogwarts High Inquisitor. As High Inquisitor Dolores will be observing the professors’ teaching habits and weeding out the professors deemed unsafe to teach our children…….

And so it read on.

“Ma they can’t do this! They completely over rode us,” Apollo stated.

“And I got a letter from Mina that said her interviews are really discovering everyone’s backgrounds and getting rid of unworthy people. Not to mention her teaching is forcing them to copy lines all day,” Ares explained. “Plus I got a letter from her just yesterday that said Harry’s detention with her was with a blood quill!”

Katherine’s head snapped up as she threw the paper into the fireplace.

“Apollo you will no longer take my place at the governors table. This has gone too far…it’s time this world gets put back together,” Katherine said as she grabbed her cloak off the coat rack and fastened it around her neck.

“Does this mean what I think it means?” Ares asked with a glint in his eyes.

“Oh yes…Lady McGonagall’s going to clean house!” Katherine said as she popped away.

“Oh this will be good,” Hephaestus grinned. The men nodded as they followed their Aunt into the kitchen.


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“What’s the meaning of an emergency governor’s meeting?” Lucius Malfoy snapped as he walked into the circular room with the large roundtable in the middle.

“The meaning is the fact that we have a serious situation on our hands,” Katherine snapped as she sat in ‘head’ chair.

“Katherine,” Lucius smirked, “haven’t seen you in awhile.”

“Yes and my son is far too nice to put you in your place Mr. Malfoy. Sit!” she barked.

Lucius’ grumbled and sat down a few chairs down from her.

In all there were twelve governors all from the most prominent and last of the pureblood lines. If you went back far enough you’d realize there were three representatives for each founder.

“Now the purpose of this meeting is to discuss the Ministry’s delusion in think they can take over our school,” Katherine stated.

“The Ministry has been fixing what your son-in-law is destroying,” Malfoy snapped.

“Dragon Shit,” Katherine snapped causing the others to gasp.

“The Ministry has been a thorn in the school’s back for centuries. The Governors were created by the founders from their own children to insure this school was well taken care of. We as the ancestors of those four great witches and wizards cannot simply stand by and allow this great institution to be taint with politics!”

The other governors made vivid agreements to her speech.

“You’re right Katherine. What should we do?” Benjamin Bones asked.

“We’re going to play the Ministry’s own game. I propose we send one of our own in to observe a special select group of professors we claim we are thinking of replacing. We’ll do our own clean out,” Katherine explained.

“Who should go then?” Albert Griffin asked.

“I vote Katherine,” Benjamin said.

There was a murmur of agreement.

“Then it’s settled,” Benjamin nodded, “Tomorrow Katherine you will report to Hogwarts and we will start our own ‘cleaning.’”

Katherine nodded as the meeting continued on about other issues.

[phantomgirl]

Loved the update.....

Keep it up I can't wait to find out what Kat will do once she gets to Hogwarts...

[harmonydumbledore]

Chapter 16: The Demon Returns

It was front page news the next morning and the castle was a buzz with rumors. The hall was filled with noise about what it could mean that the governors were personally sending someone to observe the school.

“What kind of game are they playing at?” Hermione asked as she read the article for the third time.

“My dad owled they were going to do their own clean sweep of the school. Said they were taking the Minster’s advice and were going to get rid of some of the teachers,” Amelia Bones said in passing.

“Maybe they’ll get rid of Umbridge,” Ron grinned.

“I doubt it. She just got here and the governors said they were taking her advice,” Hermione read.

“Does the paper say who they’re sending?” Neville asked. He knew not all of the governors were nice.

“No,” Hermione shook her head.

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Later that afternoon; Harry, Ron, and Hermione were walking to Herbology when they saw Umbridge and Dumbledore at the gates greeting someone in dark emerald robes.

“Must be the governor,” Ron replied.

Harry squinted his eyes and strained his eyes to get a better view. He saw the Headmaster say something to the figure and heard a melodious laugh he had come to love.

“It’s Gran!” Harry shouted.

“What?” Ron asked.

“Of course…this must be some plan she has against Umbridge,” Hermione exclaimed.

“Let’s go say hi,” Harry said.

“I don’t think we should,” Hermione said.

“Yeah…I guess we shouldn’t,” Harry sighed as they continued toward the greenhouses.

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“I must say Katherine it is quite a shock that you are the one observing,” Umbridge replied as she and Dumbledore met the woman at the gates.

“Well it was a majority decision. I’m only here for Professors McGonagall, Dumbledore, Snape, Trelawney, Sprout, Hooch, and Sinistra,” Katherine said looking at her purple clipboard.

“You don’t find it necessary to see Hagrid?” Umbridge frowned.

“Oh no. Lucius was very off center when he made all those accusations against Hagrid and that creature two years ago. I had his father remind him of his own school days and they actually revoked all the charges on the hippogriff and Hagrid just this morning,” Katherine said hotly as she showed Dolores a copy of the ruling.

Dolores blinked in shock as Albus offered Katherine his arm.

“It will be lovely to have you Katherine,” he smiled, “May I asked why you are watching my wife?”

“Due to her delicate condition the other governors and I think it might be best if she left for awhile. That is of course if we deem it necessary. The other governors are looking for replacements even as we speak and will have them on hold. I just have to say the magic word,” Katherine laughed.

“I see,” Albus nodded as they entered the castle.

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The next morning Harry, Ron, and Hermione entered Professor Snape’s class to find Umbridge and Katherine sitting in chair in the back with clipboards and quills in their hand. It looked rather comical to see to completely opposite women sitting in the same positions.

Severus entered the classroom and slammed the door as he walked to the front and turned around.

“You have till the end of class to make a headache potion. You may begin,” he stated as the instructions appeared on the board.

The class immediately got to work as he walked around the room watching them.

Several times Dolores interrupted with questions about this and that. Each time Severus gave as small as answer as possible and continued on. Katherine was silent busily writing away.

When there were ten minutes left of the class she stood and approached the professor.

“Professor Snape may I bother you for a moment?” she asked politely.

The students looked up blinking because Dolores never asked. She just interrupted with that stupid ‘hem hem’ cough she had.

“I don’t see why not,” Severus said crossing his arms.

“In your honest opinion who do you think will win the Quidditch World Cup next year?” Katherine asked.

The students just stared at her. They didn’t know whether to laugh or cringe at that question it was so absurd.

“Ireland for certain,” Severus answered very seriously.

“Oh good. One more question,” Katherine said marking on her clipboard.

“Yes?” Severus asked hoping his in-law would ask something relevant.

“Again in your honest opinion…what teacher is not doing their job here?” Katherine asked.

Severus looked straight in her eyes and said… “Trelawney.”

“Thank you,” Katherine smiled marking on her clipboard. The bell rang and the students all filed out.

Harry hung back a bit and met Katherine as she was coming out of the classroom.

“What was with those questions?” Harry asked quietly.

“All a part of my master plan dear,” Katherine smiled, “Fudge believes Albus is taking over…I’m going to show him just who has the reins on this ride.”

Harry ginned as they walked up to Transfiguration.

“Hey mum,” Harry greeted as he took a seat in the middle of the classroom. He was about ten minutes early.

“Hello Harry,” Minerva smiled, “So how was potions with Professor Umbridge and Lady McGonagall watching you?”

“It was…interesting. At the end of class Gran gets up and asks Professor Snape who he thinks will win the Quidditch Cup Next year and who he wants sacked,” Harry replied.

Minerva looked up and raised an eyebrow at her mother.

“What? I have to know who to bet on,” Katherine shrugged.

Minerva rolled her eyes as the other students started coming in.

[harmonydumbledore]

Most of these reviews talk about how they love Katherine as a character. I have to say that of course I do...I'd like to fantasize I'd be like her when i'm a grandmother....which would not be for like fifty or sixty more years XD lol.

But anyway...this chapter I find that I love to get Katherine on her soap box and be arrogant but truthful all in one. I think iIll do it more often. XD

A/n: One more thing. When you see Katy. It's pronounced like Catty because she is sly as a cat and coniving as a snake. XD

Chapter 17: Insanity Thy Name be Katy

Three days later was Saturday and Harry was dressing for the game against Slytherin. The last few days with Katherine tailing Dolores and popping up in the most unexpected places had been quite a ride. He had to laugh as he thought about it. Katherine was definitely not normal and the students were constantly trying to figure out how in the world someone like her could birth and raise someone so rule abiding and upstanding as Minerva.

As he and the other players stepped out onto the pitch they were met with cheers from the crowd. Harry smiled always relishing the feel of the wind in his hair when he was on his broom. He was hovering just a few feet above the teacher’s box when he saw Katherine standing behind Minerva and Lee Jordan.

Harry had to force himself not to laugh as he stared at his grandmother. Katherine was wearing a large red sweater with a giant roaring lion on it, her long hair was flowing out behind her, she had a giant red we are Number One foam hand on hers, and her face was paint half red and half gold.

“That’s what I call a fan eh Harry,” Fred laughed flying up beside him.

“Let’s give her a good show,” George winked as the whistle to start the game sounded and the players flew off.

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As the game wore on Katherine got more and more like a rabid fan. Her frenzied state was creating one in the Gryffindors as she shouted from the teacher’s box.

“Go Go Gryffindor!! Fly babies fly!! Come on Mina’s lions get your arses together!!!” Katherine screamed shaking the foam finger.

“And a goal was made by that snarky little bu….”

“Mr. Jordan!” Minerva snapped.

“Sorry professor,” Jordan said.

“Lee keep us up with the…FOWL! That was a low blow you sniveling snake!!” Katherine suddenly shouted, “Someone call that fowl!!!”

The whole side of the stadium holding the Gryffindors and a few Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs stated stamping making the whole side shake.

After the fowl shot was made Katherine and Minerva heard a distinct, ‘hem hem’ cough.

“What is it Dolores?” Minerva snapped.

“Dolores darling something you wanted?” Katherine asked turning from the game.

“I was just wondering if this was proper decorum for a governor of Hogwarts?” Dolores said quill in hand.

“My dear let me make something quite clear,” Katherine said continuing to stand and tower over the woman.

The teacher’s box got very quiet.

“And what is that?” Dolores asked not noticing the others.

“My title is Lady Harris-McGonagall. I hold two family seats in the Wizenagamont and more money than you will ever dream of possessing. I have loved one of the sternest men of the age and turned him into a big softy when it came to our eight children. I have lost more family members than I care to count due to war. I give this school more than half of its budget every year out of my own pocket and have sat at the head of the governors since before you were born! Do you honestly think you can scribble a note of insubordination on that hideous pink clipboard and get Cornelius Oswald Fudge to boot me out of my seat!? No my dear you are mistaken because the only governor the Moronic Ministry has in its pocket is Lucius Malfoy. A man with darker arts than hair and less brains than my youngest son Ares. Lucius Malfoy is a little brat that was spoiled by a mother with less brains than a plate of jello. Even his dearly departed father could see that; always said it was a pity Abraxous never had any other children. Now if you will please sit down so I can finish this game…thank you,” Katherine breathed and turned to the game.

All around hands went up to cover snickering mouths as Dolores sat down in shock.

“Now that is a speech,” Pamona laughed as she sat by Albus.

The headmaster had to agree. His mother-in-law did have a way with words.

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The whistle was blown and the crowd cheered.

“250 to 100! Gryffindor wins!” Jordan shouted.

“Wahoo! Those are my daughter’s cubs!” Katherine shouted as she flew down the steps and onto the pitch.

Harry had just dismounted holding the struggling gold ball in his hand with a triumphant smile.

“Congratulations sweetie!” Katherine shouted happily as she ran up to him and spun him around in a hug.

“Thanks Gran….but your kind of embarrassing me,” Harry laughed.

“Oh right,” Katherine laughed putting the boy down. She turned to the class that was making it’s way on the field.

“Party in the Gryffindor common room! My Treat!” she shouted to cheers of excitement.

“Insanity thy name be Katy,” Pamona laughed with the other teachers.

“Insanity we welcome you,” Filius laughed as the professors made their way to the castle.

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The Gryffindor party was still in full swing when Katherine left at midnight. She had been pulled out of the party by her daughter who insisted she stop spending time with children and have some adult fun with the professors. Of course Katherine was most surprised when she walked into the staff room and found half the staff shnockered out of their minds on something Hagrid was passing out.

“Ere ya go ladies,” Hagrid grinned handing them two cups.

He walked back over the drink table leaving the ladies by the door. Katherine sat on the steps and sniffed the drink quirking an eyebrow.

“What the hell is this crap?” she asked.

“I don’t know some kind of drink Hagrid mixed. You know you really shouldn’t speak like that mother. You’re supposed to be a Lady,” Minerva sighed sitting on the steps by her mother.

“Ah phooey. I’m well past my prime. I’m allowed to speak anyway I please. Hey wait a minute give me that!” Katherine snapped snatching the drink from her daughter as she went to take a sip.

“Mother!” Minerva blinked.

“You are pregnant with my grandchild. You aren’t drinking this swill. Take this,” Katherine explained pulling a flask from her robe and handing it to Minerva.

“What is it?” Minerva asked eyeing the flask; it was the flask her mother had drunk from for over a hundred years. No one really knew what was in it.

“Just drink it. Trust me I’m your mother I know what’s best for you,” Katherine smiled as she sipped at the cup in her hand.

Minerva shrugged and took a drink from the flask. She was surprised to find it tasted like ginger newts.

“This is good mother. What is it?” Minerva asked taking a few more sips.

“I’ll tell you when you’re older,” Katherine winked as Rolanda and Poppy came over to them.

“Katherine we’ve been bragging all night. You have to come and show off your dance moves for the men!” Rolanda smiled pulling on the woman’s wrist.

“Oh I’m too old for that,” Katherine shook her head.

“Nonsense. You taught all of us to dance. You need to show off…Dolores said you were too old,” Poppy smirked.

Katherine’s emerald eyes narrowed and she stood handing Poppy her drink.

“No one says I’m old but me. I’ll show her what a Slytherin is really supposed to look and move like,” Katherine smirked.

She snapped her fingers and her green robes turned into a sex green club dress. The dress went to her knees and flared at the hip so it would fly around her when she span. The top was fitted and showed she had a large bust and flat stomach and it was halter style.

“Let me at her.”

“Now this is a party,” Rolanda laughed as she followed her best friend’s mother. Minerva and Poppy behind them.

Katherine pushed her way through everyone to the small dance floor and looked at Severus who was the DJ.

“Sev I want something fast and upbeat. Preferably with a Latin beat,” she stated. Severus nodded and put ‘My Hips Don’t Lie’ on to play.

With a smirk to Dolores Katherine began to sway her hips to the rhythm. The men formed a circle around her and whistled and clapped cheering her on. Most of the women did as well finding it incredibly funny the men were drooling over a woman older than all of them.