Minerva and the Bloody Countess

[mcgonagallrocks]

This is Not I repeat Not a Snape fic. I promise.
It will get to some AD/MM soon.
I apologize to any Snape fans but I hate
the guy so if you like him don’t read this story.

Disclamer: I don't own anything.
Rateing: PG (I'm not even sure if this is Drama)

A Youth Potion
(The title might change I don’t know)

Ok my loyal readers your gonna need some back round info for this story. And just so you know I changed some things. Angeldust is most likely the only person who understands this without reading the info she help with the info some. Countess Erzsébet Bathory is the Bloody Countess (her husband is dead) Snape in this story is NOT short as Flitwick Even though he is kinda replacing old Bloody’s majordomo Johannes Ujvary. (The dude was as short as Flitwick). The Black sisters (just Cissa and Bella I love Tonks’ mommy) and replacing the witches Dorottya Szentes and Darvulia. Also historians think Bloody might be related to Dracula so I’m using it.

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There always was something vampire like about Severus Snape. Although very few knew about the other side of his life away from Hogwarts. “Dear?” he walked into his beloved’s bedroom, in her castle, “Erzsébet? Love where did you go?” “I’m in the dressing room.” She replied.
“You look perfect as always.” He wrapped his arms around her slender waist.
“I look old.” Erzsébet pouted.
“Why do you think you look old?”
“I found a wrinkle this morning.”
Snape rolled his eyes, “I don’t see one on your beautiful face.”
“Well I saw one.”
“What exactly would you like me to do about it?”
“Make me an anti aging potion.”
“Love you know I need a virgin’s blood for that.”
“So…”
“So I can’t exactly get it now can I?”

Erzsébet pushed Snape’s hands off her waist and back up, “Do you want to start a fight?” “I’m serious Erzsébet I can’t unless you want me in Azkaban for 3 years.” He stared at her.
“Then get someone else to do it for you.”
“Like who?”
“Crab, Goyal, someone that’s and idiot but smart enough to do the job.”
“And you do you suggest I get them to kidnap?”
“Get someone from Hogwarts maybe one of the unmarried Professors Sistrata or McGonagall maybe.”
“Erzsébet you are evil.”
“That’s why you love me my Slytherin Price.”

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“Serena, Poppy hurry up we’re gonna be late.” Minerva called after two of her best friends. “We’ll be on time Min.” Poppy said. “I don’t think she cares Pop. She’s always early if anything.” Serena laughed. “That’s not the point Albus said that the guys have something special planned.” Minerva scowled. “Min we have 4 flights of stairs to go down to meet them we’ll be fine.” Serena said. “Bad move.” Poppy’s eyes lit up. “How many times have a told you NOT to call me Min!?” Minerva glared. “You might have mentioned it one or two times.” Serena grinned. “More like one of two hundred.” Poppy laughed.

[prodigyviolin101]

Wonderful beginning please continue!

Prodigy.

[angeldust]

Ok as you know I was in total suspense for this almost begging to read the first chapter. And I was definitely not disappointed.

Blasted Snape! You must update soon.

[zoeteproet]

Very interesting beginning, but you can't just stop there, now can you?
Update soon!

[beMMADfabulous]

I meant to read this earlier but I guess I never got around to it. Great story so far. I can't wait to see where you're going to take it.

[mcgonagallrocks]

This took a while I know but here is chapter two

“Minerva you are way too slow.” Serena partically ran down the stairs.
“Serena they won’t leave without us.” Minerva glared about a flight of stairs up from where Serena was, “I thought I was in a hurry.”
“Besides I don’t think she can go any faster than a walk in those shoes.” Poppy skipped a couple steps knowing Minerva was most likely going to hit her for that comment.
“Really funny Poppy.” Minerva went to step down again but went throught the step, “I hate these things.”

“Girls you all look lovely.” Albus said when Minerva, Poppy, and Serena finally made it to the bottom of the stairs in the entrence hall.
“Thank you Albus.” Poppy walked over to Alstor and gave him a kiss.
“You girls ready yo go?” Aberforth put his arm around Serena.
“When you three are ready.” Minerva said.
“Let’s go then.” Albus said.

“Poppy did you hear something?” Minerva looked over while the group was on their way to the Hogsmead.
“No why?” her friend looked puzzled.
“You’re parnoied tonight.” Serena said.
“I could have sworn I heard something.” Minerva decided it was just a bird or something. She could have just imagined it.

About ten minuts later the group finnaly arrived at their desniation.
“Albus I’ll be right back I left my purse in the carriage.” Minerva gave her love a quick kiss and went to get her bag.

“Don’t move.” A voice warned from behind her as Minerva steped up into the carriage to get her bag. On instinct she reached for her wand. “Don’t even try it witch.” The voice warned again. Minerva tried to yell for Albus but the figure behind her pulled its hand around her mouth. She transformed into her animagus form Tabby but as she thought this thing had anticipated it and pushed her into a box.

[beMMADfabulous]

Ooh, intriguing.

[alison]

Interesting...you have a nice beginning. Please continue!

[prodigyviolin101]

Oh my, that was a twist i wasn't expecting.

[AshleyMcGonagall]

WOW! really good! you must update!

[colleen777]

Please update soon! Poor Min! I hope Albus will rescue her in time!

[nicolerose]

Me like. keep going!