Post by TheGryffindorSeeker on Jun 10, 2005 16:54:49 GMT -5
Heres a "Short" new fic i came up with hope you like 
Decorating are we?
"Minerva McGonagall!" Cried Madame Hooch, her long-term friend, who walked into her office, bouncing happily as though she had some juicy gossip, and from Minerva's thought, she looked as though she did.
"Yes?" Minerva said, urgently stopping the quill in her hand from marking her essays before her.
"I heard about you Prof. McGonagall,” She said in a sly voice and a gloating smile.
"Heard what?" Minerva asked, feeling so confused about what she knew.
"What you DID for the headmaster."
"Did what?"
"Don't hide it Minerva, Yesterday evening? Headmasters Private Chambers?..."
"Oh that!"
"Yes that! why didn't you tell me about it, I’m your best friend?"
"I didn't think it was important to say to anyone. I only did it for Albus, because he was so down over these past few weeks."
"Awwww I see why you had the courage to do it."
"Yes, he probably would have died to death if I over did it, especially in my condition"
Shocked at her friend's reply Madame Hooch replied,
"So..."then with a giggle"...because of your CONDITION, Did you let the dear Headmaster take over and show you all his wonders" she said with a wink
"Oh no! I did it all myself! I wouldn’t let him do anything in case he messed it up from what I wanted to do for him,” She said smiling “It was a surprise for him.”
Shocked at what Minerva had said, Hooch couldn’t get over it until she came out with,
"I so can't believe you did that Minerva...I really can't see you doing that"
"Come on Hooch. It's not like a bit of decorating did anybody harm."
Hooch stopped in her tracks of giggling and looked serious.
"Decorating?"
"Yes decorating"
"Oh! That’s what you were doing"
"Yes! What did you think I was doing?"
"Oh.... well...it was...."
"Spit it out Hooch!"
"Well.... I over heard our dear headmaster telling Snape.... well I didn't know you were decorating...I only heard half of the conversation and thought...."
"Spit it out Hooch" Said Minerva finally putting down the Quill she was writing with,"...you thought what?"
"Well I heard him say..."biting her lip" That you striped in his bedroom."
"WHAT!"
"Well I...I...I...d...d...d...did say...I .I...only...heard h...h...half of it" Said a stuttering Hooch
"Yes I did, I STRIPPED his WALLPAPER! I REDECORATED his ROOM!"
"Oh! I see he ...my mistake" and ran out the office before Minerva could get the chance to hex her into oblivion.
"Wait to I get my hands on that man!"Minreva muttered, picking up the quill, and continued to mark her essays.” I’ll kill him, telling people what I do for him.”
The End
[[Was board during a free class and my friend told me of a story of how her Dad screwed up with the decorating in the house, but she kept coming out with dirty words…well forgetting to say words in front. E.g. stripped the bedroom. She meant to say stripped the bedroom wallpaper, everyone found it hilarious and took the opportunity to write a short humour fic.
]]
Decorating are we?
"Minerva McGonagall!" Cried Madame Hooch, her long-term friend, who walked into her office, bouncing happily as though she had some juicy gossip, and from Minerva's thought, she looked as though she did.
"Yes?" Minerva said, urgently stopping the quill in her hand from marking her essays before her.
"I heard about you Prof. McGonagall,” She said in a sly voice and a gloating smile.
"Heard what?" Minerva asked, feeling so confused about what she knew.
"What you DID for the headmaster."
"Did what?"
"Don't hide it Minerva, Yesterday evening? Headmasters Private Chambers?..."
"Oh that!"
"Yes that! why didn't you tell me about it, I’m your best friend?"
"I didn't think it was important to say to anyone. I only did it for Albus, because he was so down over these past few weeks."
"Awwww I see why you had the courage to do it."
"Yes, he probably would have died to death if I over did it, especially in my condition"
Shocked at her friend's reply Madame Hooch replied,
"So..."then with a giggle"...because of your CONDITION, Did you let the dear Headmaster take over and show you all his wonders" she said with a wink
"Oh no! I did it all myself! I wouldn’t let him do anything in case he messed it up from what I wanted to do for him,” She said smiling “It was a surprise for him.”
Shocked at what Minerva had said, Hooch couldn’t get over it until she came out with,
"I so can't believe you did that Minerva...I really can't see you doing that"
"Come on Hooch. It's not like a bit of decorating did anybody harm."
Hooch stopped in her tracks of giggling and looked serious.
"Decorating?"
"Yes decorating"
"Oh! That’s what you were doing"
"Yes! What did you think I was doing?"
"Oh.... well...it was...."
"Spit it out Hooch!"
"Well.... I over heard our dear headmaster telling Snape.... well I didn't know you were decorating...I only heard half of the conversation and thought...."
"Spit it out Hooch" Said Minerva finally putting down the Quill she was writing with,"...you thought what?"
"Well I heard him say..."biting her lip" That you striped in his bedroom."
"WHAT!"
"Well I...I...I...d...d...d...did say...I .I...only...heard h...h...half of it" Said a stuttering Hooch
"Yes I did, I STRIPPED his WALLPAPER! I REDECORATED his ROOM!"
"Oh! I see he ...my mistake" and ran out the office before Minerva could get the chance to hex her into oblivion.
"Wait to I get my hands on that man!"Minreva muttered, picking up the quill, and continued to mark her essays.” I’ll kill him, telling people what I do for him.”
The End
[[Was board during a free class and my friend told me of a story of how her Dad screwed up with the decorating in the house, but she kept coming out with dirty words…well forgetting to say words in front. E.g. stripped the bedroom. She meant to say stripped the bedroom wallpaper, everyone found it hilarious and took the opportunity to write a short humour fic.
]]
