Post by minniebumblebee on Jul 2, 2006 13:07:16 GMT -5
;DThis was a plot bunny that I thankfully adopted! Its so cute and- oh right then…
Thanks doctormadwoman!
Anyone can write this, but they must include:
1. Themselves (LIKE I need to ask...)
2. At least 5 other shippers (We don't want anyone left out!!)
3. Minerva and Albus' desperate attempt at escape
4. Minerva getting rather cross...
(Optional 5.) Us managing to get them together...then demanding to be named the god parents...
Thanks again for the cute little bunny! An now…
It was a supposedly quite night at Hogwarts, hence the word supposedly. Inside this ancient castle a conversation was being held, a conversation that would have made the greatest candy maker proud.
“Albus truthfully, I don’t see why-”
“Minerva hear an old fool out, there really is a deference in sherbet lemons and lemon drops!”
“What deference is there? They are both lemons.”
“Minerva, Minerva-”, the two professors then walked into the staff room, still discussing the sherbet lemons vs. lemon drops factor. Then it happened. After the two walked in, the highly polished oak door slammed shut. The room seemed to get darker and colder.
“Albus?” Minerva asked.
“Yes, dear?” he was somewhere next to her.
“What-?”, her breath caught.
“I think we have company.”
When the room brightened again, five new people appeared by the door. All of the girls had on MMAD “He will not be single-handed!” shirts. Some where young some a little older. They all stepped forward a little eagerly, one girl was even drooling.
“Good evening ladies, may I ask as to why you are all out of bed?”, Albus apparently mistook them for students, as most of them may have wished. Minerva tapped his shoulder lightly.
“Albus they aren’t students…” she whispered. She looked back at the group worriedly.
“Oh, and… er, who might you all be?” Minerva was bit surprised at how calmly he too this. A group of girls follow you into a staff room, and the aren’t even students!
“Lock the doors, Minnie.” ginger newts looked sideways at Minnie, who ran to the door and happily turned the lock.
“Oh dear…” Albus sighed, he had dim wittedly enough forgotten his wand in his office. Something dawned on Minerva as she looked over the girls. ’Dressed in muggle clothing, MMAD shirts? They don’t belong to Hogwarts’
“Hold on, are you all muggles?”, muggles in Hogwarts sounded so strange… like Snape hugged Flitwick. It just didn’t sound right.
“Yup yup!”
“Yes.”
“Naturally.”
“Of course.”
“Hi!”, they all smiled. Albus chuckled, he thought this was rather comical, a group of muggles show up, lock you in a room, and demand an audience. It was just something Albus would find funny. Minerva on the other hand didn’t find the situation amusing at all. She almost looked at it as degrading. Trapped by muggles…what next? Voldemort adopts Harry Potter?! Merlin…
“Have. You. Any. Idea. How. Idiotic. This. Is?” Minerva strained herself to stay calm. This was not her idea of a ’quiet chess game’. Her Scottish temper would flare up at any minute, Merlin have mercy.
“Now Minerva I’m sure there is a perfectly good explanation as to why they are here, right?” He was trying his best to save their poor souls, at the same time keep his.
“Oh yes of course see we-”
“That is to say…er, we wanted to-”
“Well- uh meet you two.” a wide eyed girl answered. She looked the youngest of the group.
“And why,” Albus started as he and Minerva sat down. “would you want to meet us?” The girls shared grins, before someone by the name of Nerweniel spoke up.
“We support you!” no answer, no expression, just dumbstruck faces.
“Oh and speaking of which-” EloquentPhoenix pulled out a piece of paper. “I’ve finished my latest story!” The girls crowded around EloquentPhoenix. This gave the trapped a good five minutes.
“Alright Albus we need to get out of here right now!” Minerva hissed.
“I know dear, but how?”
“I’ll transform and run quickly across the room, while you distract them. I’ll turn back unlock the door and we’re out. Objections?” She didn’t think so.
“Wait how do I distract them?” He asked, Minerva winked.
“Use that Dumbledore charm your brother goes on and on about.” He blushed at her words. Albus then turned to the babbling group of girls, Minerva transformed.
“Pardon me ladies, would you mind telling me which candy you all prefer?” a few of them giggled, some laughed.
Minerva dashed madly toward the door, but only got half way. The professor had completely forgotten about Minnie Bumblebee…
“Domo!” Minnie said, she bowed deeply before scooping the confused tabby up. She whispered, “Sumimasen.”, then dropped her on Albus’ lap. Minerva changed back and-
“Well its about time!” Nerweniel shouted at Albus and Minerva. “I never had any proof that you where together until now. Oh I’m so happy!”, she was nerly in tears.
The girls turned and stared. Minerva was sitting on Albus’ lap. Shoulders a bit slumped from her plan failing. Now she just wanted to leave.
“When can you lot let us go?” she finally blurted out. She was tired and cranky. Albus just continued to enjoy the weight on his lap. Another girl Tartan Tabby, stepped forward and said grinning wildly.
“You have to kiss him, passionately, like there is no tomarrow!”, ’Was that all?!’ Minerva wondered. She turned to Albus.
“Well I think you heard the auideance, Albus.” she put her arms around his neck and kissed him lightly on the lips. He returned thekiss in full force. It was only when Minerva mouned that he stopped to catch his breath.
“Brilliant!”
“Wicked…”
“Wow…”
“Again?”
“Please?”, the group gapped at the two people before them. Now it was time to get down to business. Minnie and beMMADfabulous stepped up.
“In the event that you should have children-” beMMADfabulous started.
“We do herby demand that you make-” Minnie stated.
“each-”
“and every-”
“one of us-”
“God parents” they finished together. Who would have thought that a pair of muggles would be so demanding, and frightening. The professors exchanged amused looks before Albus said-
“Let us think about that, now seeing as you all know so much about us, I trust you know how to floo?” they all noded.
“Excellent!” One by one they disappeared, (a “Sayonara!” came from Minnie.) into the green flames, They where alone once more.
“Albus?”
“Yes love?”
“Do you think we should have told them we where already married?”
“And spoil their fun?”, he looked at her grinning, twinkle ever so bright.
“Now I think its time to finish what we started.” Albus stated, Minerva smiled.
“Sherbet lemons are- “ then she frowned.
Fin
;DOh and here is the meaning to the words I used:
Domo = Hi!
Sumimasen = forgive me or sorry
Sayonara = goodbye
Thanks doctormadwoman!
Anyone can write this, but they must include:
1. Themselves (LIKE I need to ask...)
2. At least 5 other shippers (We don't want anyone left out!!)
3. Minerva and Albus' desperate attempt at escape
4. Minerva getting rather cross...
(Optional 5.) Us managing to get them together...then demanding to be named the god parents...
Thanks again for the cute little bunny! An now…
It was a supposedly quite night at Hogwarts, hence the word supposedly. Inside this ancient castle a conversation was being held, a conversation that would have made the greatest candy maker proud.
“Albus truthfully, I don’t see why-”
“Minerva hear an old fool out, there really is a deference in sherbet lemons and lemon drops!”
“What deference is there? They are both lemons.”
“Minerva, Minerva-”, the two professors then walked into the staff room, still discussing the sherbet lemons vs. lemon drops factor. Then it happened. After the two walked in, the highly polished oak door slammed shut. The room seemed to get darker and colder.
“Albus?” Minerva asked.
“Yes, dear?” he was somewhere next to her.
“What-?”, her breath caught.
“I think we have company.”
When the room brightened again, five new people appeared by the door. All of the girls had on MMAD “He will not be single-handed!” shirts. Some where young some a little older. They all stepped forward a little eagerly, one girl was even drooling.
“Good evening ladies, may I ask as to why you are all out of bed?”, Albus apparently mistook them for students, as most of them may have wished. Minerva tapped his shoulder lightly.
“Albus they aren’t students…” she whispered. She looked back at the group worriedly.
“Oh, and… er, who might you all be?” Minerva was bit surprised at how calmly he too this. A group of girls follow you into a staff room, and the aren’t even students!
“Lock the doors, Minnie.” ginger newts looked sideways at Minnie, who ran to the door and happily turned the lock.
“Oh dear…” Albus sighed, he had dim wittedly enough forgotten his wand in his office. Something dawned on Minerva as she looked over the girls. ’Dressed in muggle clothing, MMAD shirts? They don’t belong to Hogwarts’
“Hold on, are you all muggles?”, muggles in Hogwarts sounded so strange… like Snape hugged Flitwick. It just didn’t sound right.
“Yup yup!”
“Yes.”
“Naturally.”
“Of course.”
“Hi!”, they all smiled. Albus chuckled, he thought this was rather comical, a group of muggles show up, lock you in a room, and demand an audience. It was just something Albus would find funny. Minerva on the other hand didn’t find the situation amusing at all. She almost looked at it as degrading. Trapped by muggles…what next? Voldemort adopts Harry Potter?! Merlin…
“Have. You. Any. Idea. How. Idiotic. This. Is?” Minerva strained herself to stay calm. This was not her idea of a ’quiet chess game’. Her Scottish temper would flare up at any minute, Merlin have mercy.
“Now Minerva I’m sure there is a perfectly good explanation as to why they are here, right?” He was trying his best to save their poor souls, at the same time keep his.
“Oh yes of course see we-”
“That is to say…er, we wanted to-”
“Well- uh meet you two.” a wide eyed girl answered. She looked the youngest of the group.
“And why,” Albus started as he and Minerva sat down. “would you want to meet us?” The girls shared grins, before someone by the name of Nerweniel spoke up.
“We support you!” no answer, no expression, just dumbstruck faces.
“Oh and speaking of which-” EloquentPhoenix pulled out a piece of paper. “I’ve finished my latest story!” The girls crowded around EloquentPhoenix. This gave the trapped a good five minutes.
“Alright Albus we need to get out of here right now!” Minerva hissed.
“I know dear, but how?”
“I’ll transform and run quickly across the room, while you distract them. I’ll turn back unlock the door and we’re out. Objections?” She didn’t think so.
“Wait how do I distract them?” He asked, Minerva winked.
“Use that Dumbledore charm your brother goes on and on about.” He blushed at her words. Albus then turned to the babbling group of girls, Minerva transformed.
“Pardon me ladies, would you mind telling me which candy you all prefer?” a few of them giggled, some laughed.
Minerva dashed madly toward the door, but only got half way. The professor had completely forgotten about Minnie Bumblebee…
“Domo!” Minnie said, she bowed deeply before scooping the confused tabby up. She whispered, “Sumimasen.”, then dropped her on Albus’ lap. Minerva changed back and-
“Well its about time!” Nerweniel shouted at Albus and Minerva. “I never had any proof that you where together until now. Oh I’m so happy!”, she was nerly in tears.
The girls turned and stared. Minerva was sitting on Albus’ lap. Shoulders a bit slumped from her plan failing. Now she just wanted to leave.
“When can you lot let us go?” she finally blurted out. She was tired and cranky. Albus just continued to enjoy the weight on his lap. Another girl Tartan Tabby, stepped forward and said grinning wildly.
“You have to kiss him, passionately, like there is no tomarrow!”, ’Was that all?!’ Minerva wondered. She turned to Albus.
“Well I think you heard the auideance, Albus.” she put her arms around his neck and kissed him lightly on the lips. He returned thekiss in full force. It was only when Minerva mouned that he stopped to catch his breath.
“Brilliant!”
“Wicked…”
“Wow…”
“Again?”
“Please?”, the group gapped at the two people before them. Now it was time to get down to business. Minnie and beMMADfabulous stepped up.
“In the event that you should have children-” beMMADfabulous started.
“We do herby demand that you make-” Minnie stated.
“each-”
“and every-”
“one of us-”
“God parents” they finished together. Who would have thought that a pair of muggles would be so demanding, and frightening. The professors exchanged amused looks before Albus said-
“Let us think about that, now seeing as you all know so much about us, I trust you know how to floo?” they all noded.
“Excellent!” One by one they disappeared, (a “Sayonara!” came from Minnie.) into the green flames, They where alone once more.
“Albus?”
“Yes love?”
“Do you think we should have told them we where already married?”
“And spoil their fun?”, he looked at her grinning, twinkle ever so bright.
“Now I think its time to finish what we started.” Albus stated, Minerva smiled.
“Sherbet lemons are- “ then she frowned.
Fin
;DOh and here is the meaning to the words I used:
Domo = Hi!
Sumimasen = forgive me or sorry
Sayonara = goodbye
xXx 
