Post by Leaves of Green on Dec 29, 2006 12:35:54 GMT -5
This story is for Minerva Rose! I’m her Secret Santa!
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Never leave Albus Dumbledore alone with his thoughts. Minerva McGonagall knew this, yet it was hard to keep a watchful eye on her husband at all hours of the day. This year, for Christmas, he had decided to hold a school wide talent show. After watching a muggle movie, she wasn’t sure of the title but she thought it was Nasty Girls or something like that; this brilliant plan entered his mind. Oh great, a bunch of teachers and students making fools out of themselves in front of the whole school. This was going to be fun.
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“Why do I have to be drawn into this?” Severus complained to Albus, backstage getting ready for the talent show.
“Do you want to keep your paycheck?” Albus replied.
“Don’t complain to Professor Dumbledore, Snape, or ye’ll have ter deal with me.” Hagrid said.
“Dobby thinks you should all settle down before you get angry. Sirs.”
“I agree with you Dobby.” Albus said. “I need four people to do this and we are those four people.”
“But aren’t these outfits for women???!!!”
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Harry Potter couldn’t sing. Or rap. Or dance. All of Hogwarts found that out. He was booed of the stage after a bad attempt to sing “SexyBack” by Justin Timberlake. Next on was his best friend, Ron Weasley. He had been very secretive about what song he would be doing.
“Honey, Why you calling me, so late. It’s kinda hard to talk right now.”
Throughout the song, every one knew he was singing this song to a special witch.
Next up was Hermione Granger, blushing. She conjured up a piano and started to play.
“ Lithium, don’t wanna lock me up inside. Lithium, don’t wanna forget how it feels without. Lithium, I wanna stay in love with my sorrows, but oh, but god I wanna let it go...” Everyone was shocked at how well she could sing and play.
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Next were all of the female professors, singing “Girls Just Want To Have Fun.” The male professors enjoyed and a few students, particularly the Wealey twins. Now it was time for the final act…
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The curtains were closed, and from behind them you could here “Jingle Bell Rock” starting to play. They opened up to reveal a horrible, horrible, sight. Albus, Severus, Dobby, and Hagrid, all wearing women’s lingerie-like Santa outfits and hats. Minerva cursed. ‘Maybe it’s not to late to run.’ But it was. They started dancing and moving to the music. Hagrid stepped on the CD player, courtesy of Arthur Weasley, and broke it. The four men look stunned. “Umm… Dobby doesn’t know what to do, sirs.”
“I do.” Everyone was surprised at Severus’s remark. And with that, he started to sing the song, finishing it off. Slowly the school stared to join in with him. As they finished, the hall burst into applause.
The professors had to make sure everyone was out of the hall. After the hall was cleared, Minerva walked to her rooms. As she passed the Hospital wing, she saw a line stretching as far back as the eye could see. ‘Not surprising’ she mused.
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“Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore! What were you thinking?!” Minerva shouted as Albus entered their rooms.
“I seen it in ‘Mean Girls.”
“Albus, those clothes were for WOMEN!!!”
“They are?”
“Yes, Albus, they are.”
“Oh, well that might explain a few things.”
“Here” she said, taking the clothes from her husband. “Let me demonstrate.”
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A/N: Everything belongs to their respective owners. I’m just having a little fun with it
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Never leave Albus Dumbledore alone with his thoughts. Minerva McGonagall knew this, yet it was hard to keep a watchful eye on her husband at all hours of the day. This year, for Christmas, he had decided to hold a school wide talent show. After watching a muggle movie, she wasn’t sure of the title but she thought it was Nasty Girls or something like that; this brilliant plan entered his mind. Oh great, a bunch of teachers and students making fools out of themselves in front of the whole school. This was going to be fun.
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“Why do I have to be drawn into this?” Severus complained to Albus, backstage getting ready for the talent show.
“Do you want to keep your paycheck?” Albus replied.
“Don’t complain to Professor Dumbledore, Snape, or ye’ll have ter deal with me.” Hagrid said.
“Dobby thinks you should all settle down before you get angry. Sirs.”
“I agree with you Dobby.” Albus said. “I need four people to do this and we are those four people.”
“But aren’t these outfits for women???!!!”
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Harry Potter couldn’t sing. Or rap. Or dance. All of Hogwarts found that out. He was booed of the stage after a bad attempt to sing “SexyBack” by Justin Timberlake. Next on was his best friend, Ron Weasley. He had been very secretive about what song he would be doing.
“Honey, Why you calling me, so late. It’s kinda hard to talk right now.”
Throughout the song, every one knew he was singing this song to a special witch.
Next up was Hermione Granger, blushing. She conjured up a piano and started to play.
“ Lithium, don’t wanna lock me up inside. Lithium, don’t wanna forget how it feels without. Lithium, I wanna stay in love with my sorrows, but oh, but god I wanna let it go...” Everyone was shocked at how well she could sing and play.
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Next were all of the female professors, singing “Girls Just Want To Have Fun.” The male professors enjoyed and a few students, particularly the Wealey twins. Now it was time for the final act…
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The curtains were closed, and from behind them you could here “Jingle Bell Rock” starting to play. They opened up to reveal a horrible, horrible, sight. Albus, Severus, Dobby, and Hagrid, all wearing women’s lingerie-like Santa outfits and hats. Minerva cursed. ‘Maybe it’s not to late to run.’ But it was. They started dancing and moving to the music. Hagrid stepped on the CD player, courtesy of Arthur Weasley, and broke it. The four men look stunned. “Umm… Dobby doesn’t know what to do, sirs.”
“I do.” Everyone was surprised at Severus’s remark. And with that, he started to sing the song, finishing it off. Slowly the school stared to join in with him. As they finished, the hall burst into applause.
The professors had to make sure everyone was out of the hall. After the hall was cleared, Minerva walked to her rooms. As she passed the Hospital wing, she saw a line stretching as far back as the eye could see. ‘Not surprising’ she mused.
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“Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore! What were you thinking?!” Minerva shouted as Albus entered their rooms.
“I seen it in ‘Mean Girls.”
“Albus, those clothes were for WOMEN!!!”
“They are?”
“Yes, Albus, they are.”
“Oh, well that might explain a few things.”
“Here” she said, taking the clothes from her husband. “Let me demonstrate.”
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A/N: Everything belongs to their respective owners. I’m just having a little fun with it
