Post by kissofdeath on Mar 20, 2007 21:18:04 GMT -5
MM: Albus, what is that thing?
* points to rubber duck floating around bubbles*
AD: Oh this? *holds up rubber duck
*MM nods*
AD: This my dear, is my rubber duck Joe.
MM: What's the point of it?
AD: well............... it provides entertainment for me in case your not with me
*kissess MM's hand*
MM: does it have to be named Joe?
AD: You don't like the name Joe?
MM: It's just that, Joe was one of my.......
AD: What? One of your what? Is there something your not telling me Minerva?
MM: How about some lemon drops? I'll go get some. *MM gets out of bathroom and puts on robe*
AD: Minerva, wait!
*AD gets up and follows his wife out of the bathroom leaving Joe to float around the tub in lemon bathsalts. He finds Minerva sitting on the couch*
AD: Minerva, who's Joe?
MM: Albus, please don't talk about it. It's too embarassing.
AD: Minerva, darling. How bad could it be?
*Minerva sighs*
MM: Oh alright. Your aware of Genovia aren't you?
AD: Oh yes. A magical kingdom in another dimension.
MM: Yes well, I'm cousins with Queen Clarisse.
AD: Yes I've met her when she visits on Christmas. She's a very nice person. I've never met her husband though. Poor chaps always busy. Wait a minute! Her husband's name is Joe!
*Minerva blushes even darker*
AD: Minerva was there something between you and Joe?
MM: No, not at all. We just have a very embarrassing history. You see I stayed over at Genovia for a few days for their wedding. That was also the first time I met Joe. Joe was a sweet man and absolutely perfect for Clarisse. What amazed me most was the fact that he was an animagus. We were discussing it and just when I was about to ask him what his form was, it was time for dinner and you've seen how dinners are at Genovia. Always loud and crazy. You can imagine how much more it was during a royal wedding. Anyway, I've never cared much for Genovian food so I ate very little. Around midnight I was terribly hungry and I had a desperate craving for mice. Well, wouldn't you know what was on the table in the kitchen. Anyway, I immediately lunged for it and snatched it into my mouth. Sounds innocent enough, right? Well, guess who the mouse was?
AD: JOE?!? Clarisse's husband?
MM: Yes! I accidentally almost ate my cousin in-law!
*Albus bursts out laughing*
MM: It's not funny Albus! It was absolutely humiliating!
AD: Minerva, that was over 60 years ago. I'm quite sure you are both capable of overcoming this setback.
MM: you really think so Albus?
AD: I know so
*Albus and Minerva kiss. Albus scoops up Minerva in his arms*
AD: Now, let's get back to our bath.
Sorry this story sucks. Had to rush through it. Hope you still like it!
* points to rubber duck floating around bubbles*
AD: Oh this? *holds up rubber duck
*MM nods*
AD: This my dear, is my rubber duck Joe.
MM: What's the point of it?
AD: well............... it provides entertainment for me in case your not with me
*kissess MM's hand*
MM: does it have to be named Joe?
AD: You don't like the name Joe?
MM: It's just that, Joe was one of my.......
AD: What? One of your what? Is there something your not telling me Minerva?
MM: How about some lemon drops? I'll go get some. *MM gets out of bathroom and puts on robe*
AD: Minerva, wait!
*AD gets up and follows his wife out of the bathroom leaving Joe to float around the tub in lemon bathsalts. He finds Minerva sitting on the couch*
AD: Minerva, who's Joe?
MM: Albus, please don't talk about it. It's too embarassing.
AD: Minerva, darling. How bad could it be?
*Minerva sighs*
MM: Oh alright. Your aware of Genovia aren't you?
AD: Oh yes. A magical kingdom in another dimension.
MM: Yes well, I'm cousins with Queen Clarisse.
AD: Yes I've met her when she visits on Christmas. She's a very nice person. I've never met her husband though. Poor chaps always busy. Wait a minute! Her husband's name is Joe!
*Minerva blushes even darker*
AD: Minerva was there something between you and Joe?
MM: No, not at all. We just have a very embarrassing history. You see I stayed over at Genovia for a few days for their wedding. That was also the first time I met Joe. Joe was a sweet man and absolutely perfect for Clarisse. What amazed me most was the fact that he was an animagus. We were discussing it and just when I was about to ask him what his form was, it was time for dinner and you've seen how dinners are at Genovia. Always loud and crazy. You can imagine how much more it was during a royal wedding. Anyway, I've never cared much for Genovian food so I ate very little. Around midnight I was terribly hungry and I had a desperate craving for mice. Well, wouldn't you know what was on the table in the kitchen. Anyway, I immediately lunged for it and snatched it into my mouth. Sounds innocent enough, right? Well, guess who the mouse was?
AD: JOE?!? Clarisse's husband?
MM: Yes! I accidentally almost ate my cousin in-law!
*Albus bursts out laughing*
MM: It's not funny Albus! It was absolutely humiliating!
AD: Minerva, that was over 60 years ago. I'm quite sure you are both capable of overcoming this setback.
MM: you really think so Albus?
AD: I know so
*Albus and Minerva kiss. Albus scoops up Minerva in his arms*
AD: Now, let's get back to our bath.
Sorry this story sucks. Had to rush through it. Hope you still like it!
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This was great. It gave me plenty of laughs. 
