Post by Mandella on Jul 25, 2007 15:12:03 GMT -5
Title: Muggle, Movies, Misunderstanding.
( I know, the title sucks)
Summery: Albus and Minerva watching Muggle movies. Warning: Contains SPOILERS from The Sixth Sense.
Rating: All Age ( I think)
Note:
This is my first fic since a really long time. Please be honest, It's just supposed to be funny. If you think I should need a beta please tell me, my English isn't that great.
I hope this idea is a little original.
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“Albus please, do we really have to watch another one? Why can’t we play a game of chess instead?”
Minerva was sitting in Albus living room with a large cup of hot chocolate in her hands.
Albus sat on his knees, mumbling to his dvd recorder.
“Because, my dear, every time we play chess, when I am about to win, you louse your temper.”
“That is not true” Minerva said annoyed before taking another sip.
“Oh really” Albus turned around to look at her. “See this little scar?” He pointed above his left eyebrow. “That was from the last time we played scrabble.”
“Trust me, this movie you will love.”
Minerva frowned. “I really don’t get the title. “Saving Private Ryan?”
“You said this movie is about the Muggle world war two?”
“It is” Albus answered. “According to Arthur, this movie was a big hit in the Muggle world.”
Albus stood up and said down on the chair next to Minerva.
“I must warn you, he said, the first twenty minutes are not really amusing.”
Minerva signed and made herself comfortable in Albus chair.
To be honest, she was tired. And Albus obsession about Muggle movies was an interest she really didn’t shared.
“Here it goes” Albus said smiling and gave Minerva a little wink and turned his eyes to the screen.
Fifteen minutes later.
“Oh this is awful Albus said frowning. This really is…..”
He turned his head to look at Minerva. She had rested her head against the back of the chair with her eyes closed and snorted softly.
Albus was stunned.
“Minerva? Minerva, wake up. How is it possible that you can sleep with all those gun shooting noises? Not to mention all the blood?”
“What Minerva mumbled while she opened her eyes?”
“Oh I am sorry Albus, I must have dozen off.”
“How can you do that?”
“This is one of the most brutal Muggle movies ever and you just “doze off?”
“I am truly sorry, Minerva answered.”
“Do you mind if we watch it another time? I am really tired?”
“No of course not, Albus said frowning but couldn’t help to smile a little.”
Two days later.
Minerva was, again, in Albus living room, this time with a large cup of tea in her hands, watching a little bored.
“This movie is incredible according to Arthur, Albus said with a very pleased smile.”
“Trust me, my dear, this time you will not fall a sleep, or makes you giggle.”
Minerva smiled. “Yes, the one we watch last night was just a laugh.”
“What was is called? Goatish?”
“Gothica dear, Albus said grinning”
“I cannot understand why you find it so amusing. Last night I couldn’t sleep the first three hours.”
“Well, this one better be good, Minerva said while tugging her feet under her.
“Arthur said this movie is one of the best he has ever seen. The plot is just really stunning.
Of course he wouldn’t give me any clues.”
“Well it has another weird title, Minerva said.” “The Sixth Sense?”
“Yes amazing right Albus answered”. “The Muggles really have a talented for titles.”
Thirty minutes later.
“He’s dead, Minerva said”.
Albus stared intensely to the screen, when he looked at her surprised.
“What do you mean?”
“The man is dead, Minerva answered. It’s so obvious. The mother of the boy doesn’t talk to him because he really isn’t their. That’s why his wife doesn’t respond to him. He is a ghost.”
Albus was, again, stunned.
“Why do you say that? You just ruined the whole plot?”
“I didn’t have a clue?”
“Sorry Albus but it was just so obvious. I already knew it for ten minutes, but there is no point of watching it now is it?”
Albus didn’t know what to say, while Minerva turned off the screen and stood up.
“Tea?”
Seven days later
“Ah there you are. Ready for another movie from the Albus Dumbledore collections?”
Minerva entered his living room, when the Headmaster smiled at her.
‘Well, Minerva mumbled, I think it is time to watch one of my collections.”
“I have seen enough sharks the last two days, and The Ring and Signs were very boring.”
“But you haven’t seen Jaws 3 yet Albus said happy.”
“Now this one really is……..”
“Yes yes I know Minerva interrupted him. According to Arthur…and really the greatest movie…..”
“I just think we should watch this one.”
“Pride and Prejudice?” Albus gazed frowning at the title.
“I don’t know Minerva, its just seems a little….”
“You will love it Minerva said while smiling at him.”
Albus couldn’t refuse that smile while he said next to her on the couch.
“Prepare yourself to see some good Muggle action ” Minerva said happy, while she turned on the screen.
By the time Mr Darcy insulted Lizzy at the Meryton Ball, Albus head rested against the back of the couch, eyes closed, softly mumbling in his sleep.
Minerva watches him with a wide grin on her face. She leaned her head towards him and kissed his nose.
She made herself sitting comfortable at a sleeping Albus and turned her attention to the screen again and said happily.
“Now this is my kind of movie.”
*End*
( I know, the title sucks)
Summery: Albus and Minerva watching Muggle movies. Warning: Contains SPOILERS from The Sixth Sense.
Rating: All Age ( I think)
Note:
This is my first fic since a really long time. Please be honest, It's just supposed to be funny. If you think I should need a beta please tell me, my English isn't that great.
I hope this idea is a little original.
***********************************
“Albus please, do we really have to watch another one? Why can’t we play a game of chess instead?”
Minerva was sitting in Albus living room with a large cup of hot chocolate in her hands.
Albus sat on his knees, mumbling to his dvd recorder.
“Because, my dear, every time we play chess, when I am about to win, you louse your temper.”
“That is not true” Minerva said annoyed before taking another sip.
“Oh really” Albus turned around to look at her. “See this little scar?” He pointed above his left eyebrow. “That was from the last time we played scrabble.”
“Trust me, this movie you will love.”
Minerva frowned. “I really don’t get the title. “Saving Private Ryan?”
“You said this movie is about the Muggle world war two?”
“It is” Albus answered. “According to Arthur, this movie was a big hit in the Muggle world.”
Albus stood up and said down on the chair next to Minerva.
“I must warn you, he said, the first twenty minutes are not really amusing.”
Minerva signed and made herself comfortable in Albus chair.
To be honest, she was tired. And Albus obsession about Muggle movies was an interest she really didn’t shared.
“Here it goes” Albus said smiling and gave Minerva a little wink and turned his eyes to the screen.
Fifteen minutes later.
“Oh this is awful Albus said frowning. This really is…..”
He turned his head to look at Minerva. She had rested her head against the back of the chair with her eyes closed and snorted softly.
Albus was stunned.
“Minerva? Minerva, wake up. How is it possible that you can sleep with all those gun shooting noises? Not to mention all the blood?”
“What Minerva mumbled while she opened her eyes?”
“Oh I am sorry Albus, I must have dozen off.”
“How can you do that?”
“This is one of the most brutal Muggle movies ever and you just “doze off?”
“I am truly sorry, Minerva answered.”
“Do you mind if we watch it another time? I am really tired?”
“No of course not, Albus said frowning but couldn’t help to smile a little.”
Two days later.
Minerva was, again, in Albus living room, this time with a large cup of tea in her hands, watching a little bored.
“This movie is incredible according to Arthur, Albus said with a very pleased smile.”
“Trust me, my dear, this time you will not fall a sleep, or makes you giggle.”
Minerva smiled. “Yes, the one we watch last night was just a laugh.”
“What was is called? Goatish?”
“Gothica dear, Albus said grinning”
“I cannot understand why you find it so amusing. Last night I couldn’t sleep the first three hours.”
“Well, this one better be good, Minerva said while tugging her feet under her.
“Arthur said this movie is one of the best he has ever seen. The plot is just really stunning.
Of course he wouldn’t give me any clues.”
“Well it has another weird title, Minerva said.” “The Sixth Sense?”
“Yes amazing right Albus answered”. “The Muggles really have a talented for titles.”
Thirty minutes later.
“He’s dead, Minerva said”.
Albus stared intensely to the screen, when he looked at her surprised.
“What do you mean?”
“The man is dead, Minerva answered. It’s so obvious. The mother of the boy doesn’t talk to him because he really isn’t their. That’s why his wife doesn’t respond to him. He is a ghost.”
Albus was, again, stunned.
“Why do you say that? You just ruined the whole plot?”
“I didn’t have a clue?”
“Sorry Albus but it was just so obvious. I already knew it for ten minutes, but there is no point of watching it now is it?”
Albus didn’t know what to say, while Minerva turned off the screen and stood up.
“Tea?”
Seven days later
“Ah there you are. Ready for another movie from the Albus Dumbledore collections?”
Minerva entered his living room, when the Headmaster smiled at her.
‘Well, Minerva mumbled, I think it is time to watch one of my collections.”
“I have seen enough sharks the last two days, and The Ring and Signs were very boring.”
“But you haven’t seen Jaws 3 yet Albus said happy.”
“Now this one really is……..”
“Yes yes I know Minerva interrupted him. According to Arthur…and really the greatest movie…..”
“I just think we should watch this one.”
“Pride and Prejudice?” Albus gazed frowning at the title.
“I don’t know Minerva, its just seems a little….”
“You will love it Minerva said while smiling at him.”
Albus couldn’t refuse that smile while he said next to her on the couch.
“Prepare yourself to see some good Muggle action ” Minerva said happy, while she turned on the screen.
By the time Mr Darcy insulted Lizzy at the Meryton Ball, Albus head rested against the back of the couch, eyes closed, softly mumbling in his sleep.
Minerva watches him with a wide grin on her face. She leaned her head towards him and kissed his nose.
She made herself sitting comfortable at a sleeping Albus and turned her attention to the screen again and said happily.
“Now this is my kind of movie.”
*End*
