DADA profesor

[silvertabby]

Title: DADA profesor
Sumary:Dumbledore finds a DADA prof in 6. 18-year oold, preety, cool, Mary-Lu. everybody loves her, exept McGonagall who hates her. Imagine how she feels(she had loved him for so many years, never tolled him, and now he brings to hogwarts a young, preety and she thinks easy woman.
Disclaimer: Not mine, exept Mary-Lu
Rating:safe for all, I think

DADA profesor


‘Who’s going to be DADA professor this year? You think Dumbledore managed to find someone?’ asked Harry. He, Ron, Hermione, Luna and Neville were sitting in a compartment on the Hogwarts express.
‘I don’t know. Anyway, we’ll see when we get there.’
Soon they arrived at Hogwarts and they went to the great hall. They stopped, mouth open in front of the Great hall. A woman was walking towards the door.
‘Who’s that?!’ said Ron.
The woman had long brown hair that was almost reaching her waist. She had dark brown eyes, with unusual long lashes, she was wearing red lipstick, a bright red blouse and tight, black leather pants. She didn’t seem to be more than 2 years older than them.
The woman turned to them and smiled, then entered the Great Hall. They followed.
The witch strode past, to the staff table. Snape turned to look at her; McGonagall frowned and whispered something in Dumbledore’s ear. Dumbledore stud up ‘Maria, my dear!’ he hugged the young witch. ‘Albus!’ Then he gestured to a chair, near Snape and Madam Hooch.
‘It is my great pleasure and honor to present you your new defence Against the dark arts professor: Miss Maria Lucille Vermeer.’ said Dumbledore. The witch stud up and said ‘ I preferred if you all called me Mary-Lu!’ The Great hall clapped and cheered as the extraordinary beautiful witch set down again. All, except McGonagall, and Hermione.
‘Wow, did you see that?!’ said Ron.
‘ Yea, none of the teachers allow us to call them on their first names…not even Hagrid!’ said Harry still shocked.
‘and did you see what she’s wearing?! She’s sooo cool.’
‘I thought she’s a bit too loose.’ said a disapproving Hermione.
‘Oh, Hermione! I think she’s only18!’said Ron.
In the meantime, at the staff table…
‘I can’t believe it, Albus! Are you out of your minds?!’ said professor McGonagall angrily, in undertone.
‘She is the only one who applied, and she’s a genius, great, powerful witch. Honestly, Minerva I can’t see what you have against her!’
‘Merlin, Albus! Did you look at her?! Ah, but of course you did! That’s why you hired her! But I’m really interested, where did you find her, in the street, of perhaps in a whore house?’
‘Minerva! My brother introduced her to me, he told me she was clever, quick and a good fighter…he did mention looks good in bikini, but…’he was rather blushed.
‘Oh, and that’s decisive in hiring a teacher, yes! said McGonagall sarcastically.

To be continued.Hope you like it.[/b][/color]

[minervacarter]

wowwowwow!!!

stra-bella!!!!EHM....sooooo cute!

go on as soon as possible!!!
I'm so intrested in finding who really is these teacher!!!!

MinnieCart

[silvertabby]

Later in DADA class, Harry, Ron and Hermione entered the classroom. The new teacher wasn’t there yet. They sat down and took out their books.
‘I wonder what we’re going to do today.’ Said Harry.
‘I heard She’s order of Marlin first class!’ said Dean Tomas who was sitting right in front of them.
‘Wow!’
The DADA professor had just entered. She sat on the edge of her dask and smiled at the class.
Good morning! I’m going to be your DADA prof this year. From what I know, you have already had 5 professors on this subject, haven’t you?’
They nodded.
‘I think we should start by analyzing your former teachers methods, and see which of them you prefer, o.k.?’
‘Not Wmbridge’s, that’s sure’
‘Yes, well, I wasn’t planning not to do anything and force you to write with in your skin if you disagree with me’ she said.
The class laughed.
‘So. Can you tell me who were your teachers and what were they like?’ asked the long brown haired witch.
More arms shot into the air. The professor nodded to Hermione.
‘Well, we had prof. Quirrel, prof. Lockhart, prof. Lupin, prof. Moody, and prof. Umbridge. I think our best teacher was prof. Lupin, professor-‘
‘Mary-Lu.’
‘Yes…well, Mary-Lu.’
‘and your name is-?
‘Hermione Granger.’
‘Ok, then. So you like prof. Lupin. From what I heard, you did a lot of practical lessons with him. I have something on my mind to show you next time-‘the bell rang. ’ Bye!’ She waited until they all exited the class room, than she left,too.
‘Clever!’
‘Yea, and her clothes, and the way she looks… cool
’ said Ron as they went down the stairs to their next class.
‘But-‘ started Hermione.

Next day, all 6th year Gryffindors and Sliverins were waiting eagerly for the DADA class.
‘I wonder what she’ll teach us…’ said Harry as they walked to the defense against the dark arts classroom.
To be continued.

[morgainegaunt]

Hi silvertabby!

So, you made sexy-clever-powerfull Mary-Sue Mary-Lu Minerva McGonagall's opponent. That's certainly intresting and can turn out to be really cool. So please continue.

I especially liked this line:

"‘Minerva! My brother introduced her to me, he told me she was clever, quick and a good fighter…he did mention looks good in bikini, but…’he was rather blushed.
‘Oh, and that’s decisive in hiring a teacher, yes! said McGonagall sarcastically. "

Nice fic, so far.

[silvertabby]

Next day, all 6th year Gryffindors and Sliverins were waiting eagerly for the DADA class.
‘I wonder what she’ll teach us…’ said Harry as they walked to the defense against the dark arts classroom.
They entered. Professor Mary-Lu was sitting on her desk. She was wearing a red tartan minni skirt and high hell black leather boots. She greeted them as they walked into the class. Ron beamed at her, Harry smiled cheerfully and Hermione looked rather uneasy.
‘So’ said Mary-Lu after they all sat down. ‘Today we’re learning about The Veela Magic.’ The room exploded with whispers, some looked excited, some worried, others confused…
‘Does anybody know what the Veela Magic is?’ asked the young witch calmly.
Hermione knew, but unlike usually, her hand hadn’t flied up into the air. Her face, however was filled with angry disbelief.
‘The Veela magic is the thing that makes Veelas have the effect they have on men, oblivious to the age. There are very beautiful women, that don’t have that effect. The Veelas…hypnotize men, this is due to The Veela Magic, a very old, very powerful magic.’ Everybody listened excitedly. ‘However, even if it is really difficult to interact with this magic, it can be fought, amortized…or even manufactured.’ Everybody in class echoed the word ’manufacture’. Hermione’s face turned from disbelief to realization, and than to pure anger. Mary-Lu continued ‘A Veela’s charm will affect you, even if you are in the presence of o more beautiful woman, even in the presence of the love of your life. But if you really concentrate on the other one, I mean Really concentrate, you may have a chance to fight her out.’
‘Mary-Lu’ started Lavender Brown.’ How can it be manufactured?’
‘Oh, yes!’ smiled the beautiful witch. ‘It takes a really powerful witch, and, you need to be really pretty already. You can try it if you want, I’d be happy to assist you.’ Lavender beamed at her professor, while Hermione looked at her with disbelief and anger. The door bell rang. They left the classroom, they couldn’t talk because their professor was going the same way as them. When they reached the Gryffindor tower and were out of her earshot, Hermione exploded. ’THE BITCH!’ the same words were yelled at the same time in a total different part of the castle. The voice, however vas different, high pitched and bearing a heavy Scottish accent.
TBC

[TheGryffindorSeeker]

haha great work! keep it coming =]

[silvertabby]

‘She did WHAT?’ bellowed McGonagall.
Snape nodded, he was looking rather amused.
‘It’s not illegal, after all.’ He said.
McGonagall was breathing fire.
‘No, but it should be. She’s teaching my students… I can’t believe, Everybody knows, only a woman of… low caliber would do that. I knew it! The castle will be lurking with little fake veelas by Monday.’ She strode past him, to the headmaster’s office. Snape smirked, if it was something prof. McGonagall hated above divination, it was Veelas.
‘Sherbet lemon’
Knock! Knock! KNOCK!
‘Enter’
Prof. McGonagall stormed in the Headmaster’s office. He had rarely seen her this angry.
‘Hello, Minerva! Is there something I can do for you?’
‘You hired this…witch, against my advice, she asks the students to call her by her first name… she dresses like a… like a… and are you aware of what she did know?’
He didn’t know why his deputy disliked Mary-Lu Vermeer so much.
‘She teaches them about Veelas!’ ‘She actually teaches them how to use Veela charm!’
‘Minerva…’
‘Do you realize what this means, Albus?! Not only that she does it herself, but, soon the castle will be filled with fake Veelas. The male students…the professors…Do you realize what would happen if the girls used Veela charm on their teachers?!’
TBC.

[TheGryffindorSeeker]

lol nice one keep it coming =]

[silvertabby]

‘Minerva-‘
‘You have to put a stop to this!’
‘Minerva, I assure you that I have everything under control. Calm down! I guarantee that deciding to hire Mary-Lu was a very good decision. You’re just panicking, and you don’t have why.’

‘Come on, Hermione! She’s a great teacher! This was one of the most interesting lessons we had.’
‘Ron! Don’t take her side!’ she said and strode away.
‘I don’t see what has upset her!’ said Ron exasperated.
‘Hm…no idea.’ said Harry, throwing his bag in an armchair.
Next day found Hermione sitting on a window sill, crying her eyes out. It was very early in the morning, so the corridors were deserted. The only sound was the one made by the rain outside. ‘It’s not fair!’ she muttered.
A shadow appeared a little away down the corridor. Hermione however noticed nothing. It was a cat. A slim, grey tabby. It came to a halt just in front of the girl. Hermione looked up. The tabby came closer, and jumped on her lap. Hermione looked a bit shocked, but the cat curled in her lap and started purring. Hermione started stroking the cats’ head, gently. She didn’t know how much time had passed, but the cat jumped of her lap and motioned her to stand up. When she did the cat let her understand that she had to go to the Gryffindor tower. Hermione did as told, not knowing still if it had been only her imagination, but she was sure there weren’t more cats that looked like that, and cats don’t usually send you to your common room.
TBC. Reviews?[/b]

[dianahawthorne]

interesting... I'm dying to see what the Veela magic does! PLEASE update soon!

[mmadcrazyfan]

ahh please update soon i i will die of lack-of-finished-fic disease (it is quite the serious condition, you know!)

[jrs]

Oi! Another that will KILL me as I eagerly await updates!!!

[TheGryffindorSeeker]

haha come on hermione should have know whom it was lol great chapter as like others here next please keep it up!!!!

[tabbykit]

Oh please keep going!

[silvertabby]

3 hours later, in the Grifindor common room, Harry was finishing his potions homework for Snape, Ron was siting in an armchair next to Harry's, supposedly doing the same thing, but in reality just sucking on the end of his quill and wondering where had hermione gotten too.
'Where's Hermione? She's usually the first one up.' he said for the forth time in 15 minutes.
This time, Harry didn't bother to look up from his essay as answered 'Don't know, probably to the library'.
Just then the portrait opened and Hermione came in.
'Hi, Hermione!' said Harry.
'Where have you been?!' asked an anxious Ron.
For a moment Hermione looked as if she would smile, at the thought of Ron being so worried about her absence, but when he added 'This veritaserum essay is damn hard, can I throw a look over yours?' she just mumbled 'Morning' before throwing herself in a fluffy armchair and taking out her books. Harry noticed her slight change of moods at Ron's words, Ron however did not.
The rest of the day passed well enough, McGonagall and Snape gave them loathes of homework as expected and they had a really fun defense against the dark arts lesson. Harry really liked the young teacher. most of the students and staff did as well. Mary-Lu was becoming really good friends with prof. Sprout, Prof Sinistra and Madam Hooch, she was getting on very well with the mediwitch, even if the older woman slightly disapproved at her clothing, she was fancied by most of the male teachers, she was good friends with Hagrid, she sometimes had tea with the charms master, she was even on speaking terms with Snape, the headmaster was really nice, the only one who didn't seem to like he was prof. McGonagall, and that was because McGonagall didn't like her, didn't like her at all.
TBC

[jrs]

It's so hard to wait for updates! ;-)

[tabbykit]

I can't wait for more!!!!!! I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed more!!!

[silvertabby]

It was 5 minutes to 8 and harry was heading for Dumbledore's office. He was a little early. He was thinking of Malfoy and the thing he was trying to mend. He wasn't paying much attention when suddenly, he walked into someone. A someone with long brown hair that closed his vision. Two seconds later he got up and looked at the witch he had just knocked to the floor. She didn't seem angry with him.
'Hi, Harry.' said Mary-Lu.
'Hi. Sorry I bumped into you,I wasn't paying attention, I was just thinking...'
'It's nothing, Harry. I'm not McGonagall, I won't take you house points or kill you for knocking into me. It can happen to anybody.' she said waving her long hair out of her face.
Harry was dumbfounded. His dada teacher was talking ill of McGonagall in front of him. Though, he thought, McGonagall would probably be angry if in Mary-Lu's place. Harry had noticed the two witches didn't like each other too much.
He said goodnight to his professor and walked to the headmaster's study. He spoak the password to the gargoyle then started climbing the spiral staircase. He was about to knock when he heard voices coming from Dumbledore's office. Well, listening closely, someone shrieking, a Scottish accented woman someone, and a man's voice answering calmer, but still a little angry. Apparently, the headmaster was having a rough with his deputy.

[tabbykit]

Ooooo.....you keep teasing us!!! More? Please? *bounces*

[silvertabby]

'You are being ridiculus, Minerva. I don't see what's so important.'
'You are being an old fool! Can't you see who you just took into the school?!'
'What is it you don't like?! The kids like her more? She's a beter witch? She's got longer hair? She's younger?! What's the poor girl done to you?!'
BANG! TZACK!
Harry darted out of the way as prof McGonagall run out of the room, past him, not even noticing he was there.
Dumbledore run after her, grabbing her wrist.
'I'm soo sorry, I shouldn't've said that-'
'But you did! Anyway that's what you think, so it doesen't mattar!' she said. 'And for your information-' she said through gritted teath, fastly removing her hair pins. 'My hair is longer!' she said, her dark brown hair falling lose doen har back. 'Only 2 inches, but longer!Only because I don't go around wearing it loose, like the last slut, doesn't mean my hair isn't longer and thicker than her's!'Then she turned and left as fast as she could.
Dumbledore remained shering open mouthed. What has he just said? How could he?

[jrs]

O.K. so Albus is being a flipping MORON! sigh. Poor Min... ;-(

[TheGryffindorSeeker]

ooooo you idiot!!!! lol please continue!!! =D

[mmadcrazyfan]

this story gets a big ol' fangirl "squeeee"
and albus gets a slap in the face

[tabbykit]

Next chapter please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bouncy-bounce-bounce*

[silvertabby]

That was clever!' thought Harry.
'Harry?' .Wait! No. Had he just said that out loud?
'That was unexpected.' said Dumbledore.
'Sorry, sir.' mumbled Harry.
'No, you're right, that was clever. I didn't mean...You know that, Harry?'
'Hm... Sir, It's not your fault. Hermione's been acting just like prof. McGonagall for some days now.' said harry.
'Has she?'
'Well... you know why that is, don't you, sir?'
'No, Harry. Enlighten me, please.'
'The DADA teacher, of corse. Neither seems to appreciate that every man or boy in the school has his eyes glued to Mary-Lu.'
'But, Harry...'
'Come on, professor, are you telling me you haven't been staring at her ass?! It's just what she told us in class, everyone gets affected, no matter what. Look at Ron, everyone knows he's in love with Hermione, but he's still staring at dear professor.'
'I' do not stare, I admire. And neither does Mr. Weasley.'
'Well, sir, it's obvious professor McGonagall' s not too happy with you admiring Mary-Lu's ass.' said Harry fighting a grin.

[dianahawthorne]

haha, funny chapter! Please update soon, I really want to see how this "issue" is resolved!

[silvertabby]

wow! that was a quick review. I only wrote that 1 min. ago. anyway, I'm happy you like it. More coming soon

[TheGryffindorSeeker]

aww very quick witted! loved it more please!!!! =]

[Merriam]

HOW COULD HE?
Well, at least Harry might be able to smack Dumbledore for me . . .
Nice update, waiting for more.

[jrs]

I'd like to smack a few of them right now.... It is going to be interesting to see how this plays out. Hmm. More!! please!