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Post by silvertabby on Sept 15, 2007 13:44:23 GMT -5
Notes. Notes passing through the classroom, during her lesson, it was outrageous. Well...some of them were really interesting, after all it was common knowledge that the best way to find what was going on around the school, was to listen to student gossip.
Toady's Transfiguration notes were laying on prof. McGonagall's desk. While the students were working in silence, she unfolded the first bit of parchment.
'Pink with bunnies for Snape, I'd say.(HAHAha)'
'What 'bout McGonagall
'Hm...black lace panties?'
Suppositions on teachers' underwear?! That was what her students occupied themselves with in Transfigurations?!
She unfolded the next note. And read.
'I mean, she doesn't look bad at all in fact... if she wore something more...'
'She acts as if she wasn't a woman, really.'
'Do you think McG has a lover?'
'She is an old hag and she acts like one. Who'd be interested in her?'
She felt...hurt. Did they really think that?
TBC. Tell me, what do you think?
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Post by TheGryffindorSeeker on Sept 15, 2007 16:45:58 GMT -5
really good!!! please continue =]
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minervacarter
First-year Student
Minnie&Albus, I'm with you!!!
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Post by minervacarter on Sept 15, 2007 17:43:16 GMT -5
well....very intresting!!!!It holds up!
Please go on!!!
MinnieCart
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Post by jrs on Sept 16, 2007 12:38:00 GMT -5
MORE! ;-)
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Post by mmadcrazyfan on Sept 16, 2007 14:10:25 GMT -5
MORE MORE
MORE MORE
ahh i love this!
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Post by ιady ταвz on Sept 16, 2007 22:17:21 GMT -5
argh i hate when you leave hangers like that! do proceed!
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Post by beMMADfabulous on Sept 22, 2007 9:49:11 GMT -5
Oh yes, do go on!!! Please!
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Post by tabbykit on Sept 22, 2007 14:00:24 GMT -5
You can't stop there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by silvertabby on Sept 24, 2007 15:21:58 GMT -5
She looked at the bit of paper in her hand. Did they really think that? Was it...was it true?
She got in her office. There was a mirror above the mantelpiece. She stared at her reflection thoughtfully. Yea... She was in her seventies, and that could hardly be considered young. She had some wrinkles on her face, and a few white hairs, but... she had never thought of herself as an old hag. usually a lady her age wouldn't look at her reflection with such a sad and... fearful look. But, alas, usually a lady her age would be a happy old grandmother. That was it , she thought, she had waited all her life, since she was a student, for...the thing she wished most...and now she was growing old. When she looked at her reflection in the mirror she didn't see happy memories of what she had done in her life she just saw...what she wished would have happened. She had waisted her youth, her life, longing for something she knew would never have. She never married, never had children and...She blushed. This was probably the worst, this was why her students' words had hurt so much...she hadn't... she had never... She, prof. Minerva McGonagall was a virgin. Her eyes filled with tears as she looked in the mirror again. And probably she would never have the opportunity to change that now... who would be interested in her?! Surly not The headmaster of course.
TBC. Thanks for the reviews. More please?
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Post by TheGryffindorSeeker on Sept 24, 2007 16:41:19 GMT -5
oooo keep it up  more please =] |
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Post by tabbykit on Sept 24, 2007 21:57:15 GMT -5
Please update soon!!!!!!!
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Post by silvertabby on Sept 25, 2007 18:01:34 GMT -5
Dung! Bong! Clack!
What now? She stud up and crossed the room to open the door.
Apparently, the Weasley twins' and Peeves's combinated wrath had hit Umbridge. The high inquisitor was tumbling on a floor full with mice, yelling at the top of her lungs. Every other 2 seconds the mice number was doubling. The pink dressed woman was crying and shrieking on the floor at McGonagall's feet, hands clasped around one of the other woman's legs. Prof. McGonagall could've vanished the mice with a lazy flick of her wand, but didn't feel like it. She was having a really nice time watching Umridge and the mice, something to distract her from her thoughts. So she resolved to acompaning the other woman in shrieking, and faking a look of horror on her face. She just hoped that the person who would come dashing wouldn't know her too well, though everyone knew her animagus was a cat, and there fore it was simply out of any logic to shriek. Some people even knew that she sometimes went hunting for mice in the castle, for a bit of recreation. But it was worth the look on Umbridge's face.
TBC. Thanks for the reviews!
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Post by tabbykit on Sept 27, 2007 11:42:44 GMT -5
More please!!!! I love the way that McGonagall pretended to be just as scared as Umbridge.......though I know I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face!!!
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Post by silvertabby on Oct 4, 2007 14:46:31 GMT -5
'What-' Severus snape had just came down the corridor.
'HELP! GET THEM OFF!' yelled Umbridge.
Snape smirked. 'Mice? Really, ladys!' the mice dissapeared.
Umbridge got up, panting. McGonagall straightened her robes and closed her office door behind her before anyone could say anything else.
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Post by tabbykit on Oct 6, 2007 13:35:48 GMT -5
.......................MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL Snapey-poo to the rescuuuuue
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Post by silvertabby on Oct 6, 2007 20:08:30 GMT -5
Later, at dinner, Snape kept catching McGonagall's eye in aparent amusement. While Umbridge was oblivious to this behaviour, Dumbledore however was not. He was starting to get a little anoyed, actually.
Dumbledore was escorting his deputy to her rooms, when, suddenly... A cat popped right infront of them. He was rubblng against prof. McGonagall's legs, as Dumbledore realised in amusement. And purring and... this was a rather odd behaviour, actually. Dumbledore could only presume it had something to do with her being a cat animagus. Was Hermione Granger's pet making advances to the deputy headmistress?!
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Post by tabbykit on Oct 7, 2007 22:25:03 GMT -5
LOL!!! Yay for the kitty cat! may we have more please?
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Post by Aribeth on Oct 8, 2007 7:28:27 GMT -5
Hahaha! so when could you ahem write MORE!   |
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Post by silvertabby on Oct 8, 2007 15:09:17 GMT -5
'Shu! Shu! Albus please! Stop staring at me and get this stupid cat off me!' shrieked prof. McGonagall.
Dumbledore, resisting breaking into laughter with difficulty, tried to shoo Cookshenks, who was now tugging on McGonagall's dress with his claws.
'Come on kitty, kitty, off the deputy headmistress, now!' But Cookshenks only turned and sank his claws in Dumbledore's hands.
McGonagall kicked the offending cat, just as Hermione came running to see why her little Cookshenksy-poo was mewing so horribly.
'Cookshenks!' shrieked the girl. 'What-?'
'Miss Granger, I think you'd better take your pet now. Apparently, he has a ...particular likening for prof McGonagall.' said Dumbledore who looked very close to breaking into laughter. The very blushing McGonagall nodded and left as quickly as she could.
Hermione look incredulous. She left for the closest girls bathroom, where she looked herself in a cubical and exploded into fits of hysterical laughter. Cookshenks and McGonagall sitting in a tree... AHA HA HA HA! Maybe she should've asked if she could keep some of the kittens? Those two should definitely get together. No, really, could a cat animagus and a normal cat...ahem hem...she should definitely look that up in the library.
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Post by TheGryffindorSeeker on Oct 8, 2007 16:59:48 GMT -5
haha great chapters, can't wait for more =]
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Post by jrs on Oct 8, 2007 19:33:54 GMT -5
Oh good god.. heheee.. Is Crookshanks in lurve!!!  heehee. |
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Post by tabbykit on Oct 8, 2007 21:52:45 GMT -5
Bad Hermione!! LOL more please!
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Post by silvertabby on Oct 11, 2007 17:06:53 GMT -5
2 am found prof McGonagall in the staff room, a bottle of fire whiskey in her hand. She didn't notice the door opening and a battle scared man with an iron leg enter and stop squarely to look at her.
'I didn't know you drink.' said the exauror with admiration in his voice. 'Not fire whiskey, at any rate.''Alastor?'
He sat down near her, and took a closer look at her.
'Bad day, eh?'
'You couldn't imagine.' she said taking a gulp of drink.
'Mind sharing some of that?'
She was drunk enough to hand him the bottle with no second thought. Moody took a large gulp and said.
'What happened to you, then?'
She shuddered. He handed her the bottle, back. After taking another gulp she answered.
'First those notes I confiscated in class...' she blushed.
'What those What-undies-does-the-professor-wear or the McGonagall-did-it-with-Dumbledore/Snape/Moody/Hagrid/The Dark Lord-in-the-broomstick-cupboard?' asked Moody.
'What?!'
'Yea, your love life is top subject for the students at the moment. So say: It wasn't me, I would remember that believe me, not Hagrid, Snape?'
'Of course not.'
'Then who is it Dumcledore or the Dark Lord?' he asked amused.
'Neither, no one! That's the whole think!' she blurted out.
He stared at her wide eyed.
'blimey, you're a virgin, Minerva?'
Her only answer was to blush a deeper shade and to take another gulp of whiskey.
'I'd never've thought...What did the note say then?'
'That I'm an old hag and that no one could be possibly interested in me.'
'OMG! You're not an old hag, Minerva. You're really hot actually. And there would be many man interested in you, take my word.
Before she noticed, his hand had slid from her waist, where it shouldn't have been, anyway, to her bottom, and he leaned closer. She giggled.
The door opened, and to their horror, there was Dumbledore, staring at them open mouthed.
'Bitch' he whisperedin disgust, looking at McGonagall giggling, Moody's hand on her ass , before he disappeared behind the door.
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Post by jrs on Oct 11, 2007 19:40:08 GMT -5
lol she can't win today! It's hard to imagine Minerva giggling... cute ;-) very cute.
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Post by tabbykit on Oct 15, 2007 0:34:30 GMT -5
O.o Its hard to imagine Mad-eye saying OMG......and Albus calling her a biatch......but other than that it was very funny!!
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Post by TheGryffindorSeeker on Oct 16, 2007 17:21:56 GMT -5
oh...my...god....haha man hate cliff hangers haha more please!!!!!! =]
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Post by silvertabby on Oct 18, 2007 13:39:13 GMT -5
She looked at Moody and he looked back in equal bewilderment.
'Did...that just happen?'
'I saw it as well so...'
'What's your hand doing on my ass?'
'Why were you giggling like a ...'
'Shut up! Don't you dear call me that, too. Did he just call me -?'
'Well, no ofence, professor, but you were acting like one.' said Moody geniuinly.
'Oh, shut up, you old perverted git!'' 'What am I doing now?'she whispered with her face in her hands.
'Run after him...or as I don't think you can run just now...we could just have sex.' he offered serenly.
'Oh...Ok.'
TBC
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Post by tabbykit on Oct 19, 2007 11:07:57 GMT -5
.......................................................................................more?
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Post by TheGryffindorSeeker on Oct 19, 2007 17:47:52 GMT -5
lol more!!! =D very interesting fic dying to know where this goes lol keep it up =]
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Post by jrs on Oct 20, 2007 9:24:04 GMT -5
OMG... Moody?! Yes, yes, where will this go?
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more please =]
heehee.