Post by silvertabby on Nov 24, 2007 14:01:05 GMT -5
Just making a mok of those who say the books are evil(like my family)
The trouth about 'Harry Potter'
In the dim light of a torce, they whispered words...all sorts of words.
Ron'Enough of that. Lets's read sexy-masochist Prophet!'
Hermione'Oh, ron! We're not ready stealing sowls for the devil!'
Ron'Yea..hm...'
Harry:Muahahaha! I'M A SATANIST!'
Mean while:
'Minerva, kindly bring lord Voldy here another glass of Booldy Mary.'
The wicked bitchy witch got up to serve her boss.
McGonagall: If you didn't read the file, I'm deputy headmistress, not house elf.'
Dumbledore: And still, I'm your boss, so I'm the one who pays you.' he said beaming.
Hearing the word'pay', she sped up.
Dumbledore'So, lord volder, nice of you to drop in.'
Voldemort'Yea...It's great to have a chat and a drink before I destroy the world.'
Dumbledore exploded in laughter.
Dumbledore'You're funny! Gosh, that' soo funny!'
McGonagall'Your drinks, Headmaster.'
She sat down near him.
McGonagall'How was that?'
Dumbledore'lovely, my dear. But don't forget the smile.'
McGonagall smiled.
'So you'll give me the money?' she asked through greeted teeth.
dumbledore caughed.
'Lemondrop, anyone?'
Belatrix'No way'
Voldemort'I gues not now'
Dumbledore'Prof. McGonagall?'
Mcgonagall'NO! Nobody wants lemondrops, we can continue.'
Dumbledore'How 'bout some gang bang, eh?'
Voldemort'Hm...We can't stay...I've gotta kill Harry by 7 o'clock so we can be in time for dinner'
Belatrix'We've got turkey and chocolate pooding'
McGonagall'But no problem, we can call Potter, here'
Dumbledore'The more the merryer!'
Voldemort'You're a genius Dumbledore, I've always said it...
The trouth about 'Harry Potter'
In the dim light of a torce, they whispered words...all sorts of words.
Ron'Enough of that. Lets's read sexy-masochist Prophet!'
Hermione'Oh, ron! We're not ready stealing sowls for the devil!'
Ron'Yea..hm...'
Harry:Muahahaha! I'M A SATANIST!'
Mean while:
'Minerva, kindly bring lord Voldy here another glass of Booldy Mary.'
The wicked bitchy witch got up to serve her boss.
McGonagall: If you didn't read the file, I'm deputy headmistress, not house elf.'
Dumbledore: And still, I'm your boss, so I'm the one who pays you.' he said beaming.
Hearing the word'pay', she sped up.
Dumbledore'So, lord volder, nice of you to drop in.'
Voldemort'Yea...It's great to have a chat and a drink before I destroy the world.'
Dumbledore exploded in laughter.
Dumbledore'You're funny! Gosh, that' soo funny!'
McGonagall'Your drinks, Headmaster.'
She sat down near him.
McGonagall'How was that?'
Dumbledore'lovely, my dear. But don't forget the smile.'
McGonagall smiled.
'So you'll give me the money?' she asked through greeted teeth.
dumbledore caughed.
'Lemondrop, anyone?'
Belatrix'No way'
Voldemort'I gues not now'
Dumbledore'Prof. McGonagall?'
Mcgonagall'NO! Nobody wants lemondrops, we can continue.'
Dumbledore'How 'bout some gang bang, eh?'
Voldemort'Hm...We can't stay...I've gotta kill Harry by 7 o'clock so we can be in time for dinner'
Belatrix'We've got turkey and chocolate pooding'
McGonagall'But no problem, we can call Potter, here'
Dumbledore'The more the merryer!'
Voldemort'You're a genius Dumbledore, I've always said it...