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Post by Altra Palantir on Aug 14, 2004 15:40:32 GMT -5
You must write an AD/MM fic, with the citrus level of your choice, that contains the lines,
"It's all right, Headmaster Dumbledore always ends up on top!" (said by anyone you choose)
"Not always, he doesn't." (said by Minerva)
"If you rub a cat the wrong way, she won't like you. They are very tempramental creatures."(said by Albus)
"Oh, really? Just how often *do* you beat him?"
"What does Neville Longbottom have to do with anything anyway?"
"I was referring to chess." (said by Minerva)
"I don't care what you do, as long as I get paid. (said by someone OTHER THAN Albus and Minerva)
"Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.... Nice kitty..."
"Ahh, that would not be advisable at the moment..."
Bonus points if you include knee socks, sherbert lemons, the Marauder's Map, and any three ghosts of your choice.
Remember!!! You MUST use all of the lines at least once, but you may use them in whatever order you choose.
HAPPY WRITING!
Altra Palantir
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Post by BlazeFourPaws on Oct 21, 2004 22:14:10 GMT -5
Here is an attempt at a response written between classes. I thought it was amusing.
Nymphadora “don’t you dare call me that unless you want to lose your most valued wand” Tonks sat at the kitchen table and sipped at her tea watching the stern deputy headmistress who sat across from her. The deputy headmistress had a morose expression on her face and looked rather in need of some cheering. Tonks had accidentally walked in on Minerva and Albus as a student when she had dashed into the Headmaster’s office following the death of a very close friend. She knew that the stern headmistress was far from the inhuman witch she appeared and decided to take it upon herself while they waited for the headmaster to cause a smile. She would tease in a way that would cause a smile in the witch and no one else would be any the wiser to the secret she knew.
“Professor McGonagall it’s going to be fine. You know the headmaster is never worse for the wear after meetings with the darling fool of a minister we have.” Tonks raised a teasing eyebrow at the tartan cloaked witch.
“Yes Professor Tonks is right Headmaster Dumbledore always ends up on top.” Hermione’s voice piped encourage at her idol.
“Even during holidays.”
Nymphadora smirked gently but said nothing as she heard the muttered response from Minerva covered by a cough.
“Not always he doesn’t.”
“What was that Minerva?”
“Oh nothing Molly just that our games are postponed with these blasted meetings. It’s rather frustrating for us both to miss such an accustomed pleasure.”
Tonks picked up a chocolate covered strawberry and nibbled as she met Minerva’s eyes changing her own eyes to a familiar twinkling blue eyes.
“Oh really? Just how often do you beat him professor. Does he always enjoy the games? I would assume it couldn’t be very satisfying for him to be beaten.”
“I was referring to chess.” Minerva’s voice was dry. Tonks raised an amused eyebrow.
“As was I professor.”
Nymphadora and Minerva’s heads both snapped up as they heard two familiar men enter. One sounded rather desperate as he whined at the elder.
“What does Neville Longbottom, bane of my exisistence and second on the list of students I currently despise, have to do with anything anyway?”
“Please Severus the boy is not so horrible. He needs more potions work. He did show his cunning at the Department of Mysteries…”
“Hello Albus.”
“Hello Severus.”
“Fine, I don’t care what you do so long as I get paid.”
Severus dropped into the seat next to Tonks and saw the amused look on the auror’s face. He also saw the twinkling blue eyes of his employer and knew something was up. She excused herself and went to the other room as she heard a yowling cat. She brought back a disgruntled Crookshanks and sat him on Hermione’s lap.
“Poor thing the twins were pestering him. You would think they would learn.”
“Yes, it is rather common knowledge you know. If you rub a cat the wrong way, she won’t like you. They are very temperamental creatures after all.” Albus met Minerva’s eyes causing a faint blush to appear.
“Don’t you find that intriguing advice Professor?” Tonks smiled gently.
“Headmaster, Crookshanks is male.”
“Oh I was just being general Miss Granger.”
The headmaster watched the confused student leave and popped a sherbert lemon into his mouth seeing Tonks obvious amusement. She seemed to be having difficulties breathing no doubt choking on laughter. An amusing twitch had formed in his deputy’s face. No doubt Tonks was the cause of that twitch.
“Headmaster are you hungry I have some dinner left over?”
“Ahh that would not be advisable at the moment Molly. I am very tired after my meeting today and have filled up on sherbert lemons. Now I feel the need to go straight to bed.”
“Of course Professor, Sleep well.”
Molly looked over as Tonks broke into what seemed to be convulsions and Severus helped tend the gasping woman. She shook her head and finished cleaning up and went to bed herself. She never quite knew what Tonks was talking about but decided it must be the auror’s mystery.
Minerva looked at Albus eyes full of lust and joy. She gave a very loving smile and watched him from where she stood.
“Tonks was teasing me about you. And then you had to join in Albus. What if someone would have figured out the teasing?”
“Love they won’t notice as you well know people see only what they expect.”
“But Albus…”
“Stop fussing. Here kitty, kitty, kitty… nice kitty… let me rub you the right way.”
“Why Albus you dirty old man you.”
“But Minerva I was only going to give you a back rub.”
Albus was silent as he saw Minerva standing in nothing but knee socks the color of his own eyes and a smile. Now he really knew he definitely had to ask for socks for Christmas much more often. Maybe he should ask for toe socks next year. Yes definitely toe socks were his last coherent thoughts as his wife kissed him.
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Post by ginger newts on Oct 21, 2004 22:40:36 GMT -5
Very amusing!
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Post by TabbyForever on Oct 22, 2004 7:43:35 GMT -5
I'm agreeing, that was very funny!!!!!
Well done!!!
Great first post, please do more like that!!!
Jem
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Post by Jestana on Oct 25, 2004 22:41:43 GMT -5
*giggle* Very cute!
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Post by TartanLioness on Feb 6, 2005 7:10:30 GMT -5
woo-hoo! That was sooo funny! hehe... sat here with a silly grin plastered to my face...  ~TartanLioness |
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Post by Nerweniel on Feb 6, 2005 7:43:59 GMT -5
Ehehehehehe... in case you haven't noticed that was my "evil chuckle" ;D. Great challenge response to a great challenge, delightfully funny  ! Love, Lies |
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Post by Catwoman99 on Feb 7, 2005 13:27:01 GMT -5
;D That was very amusing and a great response to the challenge. I needed a good giggle. Thanks.
- April :-)
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Post by griseldalafey on Feb 7, 2005 16:11:05 GMT -5
Tricky challenge, but wonderful response Thanks for the laugh!
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Post by Amandah Leigh on Mar 28, 2005 9:10:22 GMT -5
I was thinking of trying this one out, but you did it so well, now I'm not so sure!
;D
AL
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Post by JKMcGonagall on Mar 28, 2005 11:52:26 GMT -5
I loved it. It must have been hard to work in all those different lines. Really funny!!!!!!
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Post by Jaya on Mar 28, 2005 19:35:10 GMT -5
great effort!! Jaya |
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