The Loin Cloth

[ginger newts]

I was just reading the new fics and in the background a commercial was playing. The only lines I caught where the following and I immediately thought of our favorite couple. I'd love to see some fics using the following lines spoken by Albus and Minerva:

"Honey, where are my socks?"
"In your drawer, next to your loin cloth."

Heehee, have fun!

[BlazeFourPaws]

A quick response to the loin cloth and the fevered little images it spawned in my brain.

The summer had barely started but already Minerva McGonagall missed her students. She missed the bright inquisitive mind of Hermione “Blessed Merlin, I’m head girl” Granger (as if there had ever been a doubt) and the smirk of Draco “As if anyone else would be head boy” Malfoy. She missed Weasleys sitting in her class and trying to stay awake during the driest lectures but trying their hardest to do the spells. More then anything she missed the bitter smile of a green eyed boy that reminded her more with each year of her own husband. Through all this longing she did however enjoy her peace and quiet. Though at the moment there was neither peace nor quiet in the apartments she shared with Albus during the summer as she tuned back into Poppy and Xiomara’s conversation.
“How can you say it’s not hot out there? It has to be 101 degrees out there.”
“I highly doubt that dear. At the most it is in the high 80s if you so insist on using the Fahrenheit scale. Minerva why the depressed look? Are you feeling well?”
“I feel fine Poppy it’s just summer.”
“She misses her kids she always does. Every year without a fail first week off she sulks.”
“I do not sulk…”
“She isn’t getting any either with Albus away so much.”
“Xiomara Rolanda Hooch!”
“See she is bitchy.”
“I am not and my sex life is none of your concern.”
A drowsy voice floated out of the bedroom as Minerva sputtered. It was that of one Albus Dumbledore sounding hazy and satisfied to the untrained ear and in the mood to play a prank to Minerva’s. Minerva blushed at the dumbstruck look on her friends’ faces. The question was gentle.
“Honey, where are my socks? You know I can never find them in the morning.”
“In your drawer darling, next to your loin cloth.”
“Oh that drawer, thank you honey. Hmm maybe I’ll wear my loin cloth today. You say I have such shapely legs. Is that Xiomara and Poppy I hear? I’ll be out in a moment”
Two pale women ran from the room saying they’d return later. Minerva smirked as one Albus Dumbledore stepped out of the bedroom with a grin on his handsome face holding socks in his hand and fully dressed.
“Problems dear?”
“No Albus but you know I really must get you a loin cloth now.”
“Can’t I simply wear a kilt?”
“For today dear. Now let’s take some very precise measurement for that loin cloth.”
“I suppose that means I should undress.”
“Yes you know what you do indeed have shapely legs. And a rather cute tush to go with them.”
“All the exercise dear, all the exercise.”
“We must keep that regiment up dear.”
“Minerva what shall you wear if I am in a loin cloth?”
“Why Albus I shall too go native? And wear nothing but my own hair.”
“Let us hurry with that loin cloth then.”
The sensuous chuckle that followed made its way to the hall and Xiomara Hooch and Poppy Pomfrey looked at each other.
“I guess she is getting some.”
“Yes I believe she is. I think I need a drink. The image of Albus in a loin cloth is too much.”
“Well you do have to admit he does have very shapely legs.”
“Xiomara not a word more.”
“But…”
“Shut up and I’ll buy you a drink.”
“Shutting up then.”
“A loin cloth….”
“I wonder if it’s tartan.”
“Enough Xiomara that is absolutely something I never want to know. Besides its probably paisley.”
“Paisley?”
“Well it is the headmaster’s after all.”

[ginger newts]

I really thought this one was just going to rot where it sat...wow somebody took me up on it. Very nice.

"I wonder if it's tartan." *snicker* Of course it would be....

Thanks for the laugh.

[TabbyForever]

Hehehehe i really liked that!!!
Was very funny!!!!
Well done
I'm glad this challange has been answered!!!
Jem

[Jestana]

*giggle* Very cute! I love the bit about it probably being paisley because it is Albus. *snicker*

[angharad]

I'm trying very hard not to laugh out loud and wake my husband and child. Great response! ;D

[TartanLioness]

ROFLMAO!! That was great!! I agree with ginger newts! Of course it's tartan!! but then again... it being Albus, it *could* be paisley too *grin*

You gave me a great laugh!! Thanks!

Cammie!!

[snowcat]

I aggre with Cammie and ginger newts. Tartan...giggles....Albus in a loin cloth...
*falls of chair becouse of hard laugter.*

That was the laugh I needed. Thank you!

Elisabet

[Alesia]

Hehehehehehehe, I hadn't seen this before. It is quite funny.

I am less shocked about Albus in a lion cloth then I am about Minerva doing a Lady Godiva impression! Not that she wouldn't look great but it would be a much bigger shock, imagine Poppy and Xiamora's faces at that!

[zoeteproet]

Ahaha, I bet Albus has indeed very shapely legs *got image of Albus in head*

[Tabby67]

*gets strange look from boyfriend as I laugh, rolling on floor* Great job! Wonderful thing to read before going to work. You did a wonderful job. ;D

~Branda~

[lemonygingersnaps]

Oh my! That was great!! I am still laughing!