Crack!fic challenge! WH00T!!

[Drake]

Pairings: AD/MM, and two other random people, the crazier the better, slash or het.

MUST include:
1. A singing blue fish
2. MMAD hall closet snogging ( I mean mad as in frenzied as well)
3. Minerva slapping someone
4. Albus lighting something on fire
5. MMAD hall closet snogging constantly being interrupted:
First by Hagrid
Then by Snape
Then by Ron
And finally by random couple, trying to find a hall closet of their own... sniffle.

Here's the kicker: Everything, from the fish to the slap, must be explained in such a way that the entire episode would not be TOO out of place in canon.

All I mean by that is no "Whee! THEN THERE WAS A SINGING BLUE FISH!!! WHEE!!!" it has to make sense with the rest of the story.

I don't actually think anyone will want to do this, but it sure was fun to create! ;D

[EloquentPhoenix]

It sounds fun. I'll mull it over and then see if I could write it.

[Drake]

Hmmm. I didn't even think of that. Good idea!

[tartantabbycat]

Sounds like just the challenge I needed tonight. I'm in a goofy mood! ^^

[mmadlyinlove]

Hmmm. Sounds fascinating. I don't know if I'll get the time to write one of my own, but I certainly look forward to reading any that is written. Leave a link here and I'll read it. LOL! ~mmadlyinlove~

[Pingpongfreak]

This sounds like a lot of fun to write...I think I'll give it a shot. =]

[Pingpongfreak]

I wrote it! Hah. Yes, it was very fun too, I think I'll keep it going for a while. =]

It's called Moments of Sanity. Under romance.

[Drake]

You are my new lover, lover.

I mean...

Thank you. Cough.

*goes to read*