.....I think I wrote one, once.
I dunno, you can decide because... maybe not, but I think so....
www.fanfiction.net/s/2261618/1/ValentineI wrote this back in the day, and at the time Microsoft Word and FF.net were like, having wrestling matches. So, when I wrote it I promise (I checked and double checked and then checked again) the punctuation was all wonderful.
Then FF.net ate Microsoft, as I recall, and half of my bloody question marks and close quatation marks disappeared!! Damn it.
So it's wrong. And you'll notice it's quite wrong, often.
I beg, beg, beg your forgiveness on that account, and on the account of how (generally speaking) poor the writing is. I was quite a bit younger then.
(and yes, when you read it you'll know what I'm speaking of here.
*Ascend is up. Descend is down. I got it, thanks
*Accept is not except. And never will it be
* and
yes, the first 'g' in McGonagall is capitalised. Obviously. Just look at my username
. This one, not the ff.net one. I got it wrong on that one, too ;D
* No, Gary is not the most England English name I could have chosen.
*I still don't know how to put the accent on 'Pinata'
*No, entire paragraph spaces do not usually anticede commas.
* The first paragraph of chapter 4?
Shouldn't have been a paragraph. Yeah, I botched the line spacings there, unless it was ff.net eating my fic again.
*The songs are corny, it's not just your imagination. I made them up on a lunch break. And yes, their spacing leaves much to be desired too.
* NO HER NAME'S NOT MINERVAL!! and at this point, you're thinking 'no way did she really ever beta this' but I
totally did, for like a month before posting it.
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