Post by angeldust on Sept 21, 2005 10:53:24 GMT -5
(How could I resist a challenge like that? Oh Kalex I really hope your ego is large enough to withstand the wrath of the hoards of angry women who will now be chasing you. This is my first challenge response)
Rating: Perfectly safe for anyone! (Except male egos.)
Minerva McGonagall pulled herself away from the warm loving arms of her husband and made her way out of their bedroom. The ancient floor boards of their small cottage creaked under her desperate feet. Practically running down the corridor and pulling open the door to the bathroom Minerva almost screamed in rage when she found that once again the power was out and her wand was still seated under her pillow. She was much to tired for wandless magic and she knew she didn’t have enough time to retrieve her wand.
Sighing softly, she bravely entered the pitch black bathroom years of living in the same place had allowed her the knowledge of where everything was; naturally she found the toilet quite easily and smiled in victory. Lowering herself heavily she was quite unprepared for what happened next. Minerva let out a high pitched and rather girly squeal when the freezing clay brushed against her. She didn’t have time to move. She didn’t have time to pull the toilet seat down! ‘Oh Albus will pay for this’ she growled angrily and he did and deserved every minute of his merciless torture.
(Ok so once i started finding flaws i couldn't stop, here are the five that really annoy me the most!)
Not every being able to find anything when they have put it down and doing typical man looking once they realise it's gone.
Always arguing about the shades of colours (Which is now proven that woman can see more colours then men)
Not understanding how awful periods, pregnancy and everything else is for a woman! Not only men suffer.
Not putting the toilet seat down (growl!)
Too many men still think that women belong in the kitchen (Not all i know but still to many) and it's just wrong.
Rating: Perfectly safe for anyone! (Except male egos.)
Minerva McGonagall pulled herself away from the warm loving arms of her husband and made her way out of their bedroom. The ancient floor boards of their small cottage creaked under her desperate feet. Practically running down the corridor and pulling open the door to the bathroom Minerva almost screamed in rage when she found that once again the power was out and her wand was still seated under her pillow. She was much to tired for wandless magic and she knew she didn’t have enough time to retrieve her wand.
Sighing softly, she bravely entered the pitch black bathroom years of living in the same place had allowed her the knowledge of where everything was; naturally she found the toilet quite easily and smiled in victory. Lowering herself heavily she was quite unprepared for what happened next. Minerva let out a high pitched and rather girly squeal when the freezing clay brushed against her. She didn’t have time to move. She didn’t have time to pull the toilet seat down! ‘Oh Albus will pay for this’ she growled angrily and he did and deserved every minute of his merciless torture.
(Ok so once i started finding flaws i couldn't stop, here are the five that really annoy me the most!)
Not every being able to find anything when they have put it down and doing typical man looking once they realise it's gone.
Always arguing about the shades of colours (Which is now proven that woman can see more colours then men)
Not understanding how awful periods, pregnancy and everything else is for a woman! Not only men suffer.
Not putting the toilet seat down (growl!)
Too many men still think that women belong in the kitchen (Not all i know but still to many) and it's just wrong.
You know, this story just begs to have an epilogue! 
Nice response.
