Post by MMADfan on Dec 20, 2007 10:00:02 GMT -5
The Unsentimental Arithmancer
Here's the promised one-shot on Gertrude Gamp.
There is a little bit of a Christmas theme going on here, too, making it nicely seasonal!
There is a little bit of a Christmas theme going on here, too, making it nicely seasonal!
Author’s Note: This story, set primarily in 1917, takes place in the same HP universe as my story Resolving a Misunderstanding and was written in response to the results of a poll on my LJ. (I promised a one-shot based on whomever received the most votes as favourite original character in Resolving a Misunderstanding, and Gertrude Gamp won.)
The main characters here are Albus Dumbledore and two characters from Resolving a Misunderstanding. So if you are a fan of RaM, you may enjoy this little one-shot. If you are unfamiliar with RaM, you may still enjoy the story, although the main character(s) will be new to you.
Because Resolving a Misunderstanding is non-DH-compliant, this story also disregards DH. It does refer to events that were either described in detail or mentioned in RaM, and those events are definitely not DH-compliant.
Rating: T
Posted in THREE parts because of length!
“Reg?” Gertrude called.
“Right here, Trudie,” he replied from the other side of the old stone wall.
The two were spending the last days of their honeymoon at the Gamp Estate before returning to York, where Reginald worked in a local Ministry office. He spent an equal amount of time in London, but he liked Yorkshire and the small Muggle city, and so that is where he made his home. They had discussed moving to London after they were married, but Gertrude could do her work anywhere, and she had come to enjoy Yorkshire, as well, and so she was joining Reginald there.
Gertrude picked her way around the large stones that had once constituted an internal wall of the hill fort and joined her husband. She still thrilled at that word. As unsentimental as she normally was, and no one in her family would ever have described her as a romantic, Gertrude had been in love with her older brother’s friend since she was fourteen years old and he, twenty-five, and that love had only grown over the years. When at sixteen, she had caught Reginald’s hand at a holiday party and pulled him under the mistletoe, she had wilted with disappointment when he only kissed her cheek. Fortunately, one of his cousins had teased him about not knowing how to kiss a witch, and although Gertrude normally found it difficult to bear the sight of Valerianna Yaxley, née Crouch, she was grateful to her at that moment, since Reginald shot a venomous look at his younger cousin, then pulled Gertrude to him and gave her a kiss to remember. Unfortunately, that was the last kiss he bestowed on her for another three years. Reginald carefully avoided the mistletoe each year after that, much to Gertrude’s disappointment. It was worse, though, to see him with other girls. Not girls, but women, adult witches, and Reginald only seemed to see her as his friend Gareth’s little sister, and a mere child.
As soon as Gertrude could Apparate, she spent as much time as possible at Gareth’s London flat under the pretense of wanting to spend less time at home. When still at Hogwarts, she even Apparated to Gareth’s on Hogsmeade weekends, in direct violation of school rules, and when she was caught and reprimanded by her Head of House – more for being caught than for the violation of the rules, Gertrude believed – she didn’t care at all, because Reginald had been visiting her brother at the time and she had taken tea with them. Even though Krantzy had moved with Gareth and took care of all of his cooking, Gertrude insisted on fixing the tea herself, and although she didn’t go so far as to actually make the sandwiches, she did serve them. And when she left and Reginald had said, “See you later,” her young heart had soared.
It took her a bit more time to earn another kiss from the Gryffindor wizard; in the meantime, she suffered watching him escort various witches to parties and balls, taking heart from the fact that he rarely appeared with the same witch more than twice in a row. Although not at all out-going, and generally disliking the pure-blood social circuit, Gertrude made a point of never declining an invitation if there was the slightest possibility that Reginald might be attending, as well. And one night, at a party held by the Rosiers, Gertrude saw him across the dance floor. She watched him for quite a while, managing to avoid other wizards who might ask her to dance or ask her to reserve one for them. As she watched him move about the room, speaking with various guests, she wondered whom he had come with that evening. He was easy to keep under surveillance, despite the crowd, because of his height and his dark auburn hair. When she noticed that he was coming in her direction, she pretended a lack of interest that she did not feel. Instead of watching him, hoping he would come speak to her, Gertrude turned to the nearest witch and began to engage her in a conversation about the latest styles in witches’ robes. She could almost sense him as he drew nearer, but that was likely just wishful thinking. But then at her elbow, she heard his voice.
“Miss Gamp, it is a pleasure to see you this evening.”
Gertrude turned and looked up at his smiling face, his warm brown eyes meeting hers, and she greeted him as cooly as she was able. Despite normally addressing him by his first name – she had known him since she was five, after all – she, too, addressed him formally.
“Good evening, Mr Crouch. It is a lovely evening.”
“Indeed. And it would improve if you would be able to spare me a dance,” he replied. He leaned slightly closer to her and, with an impudent wink, added in a whisper, “Do, Gertrude, please! I can see Miss Hopkirk heading this way, and she always treads on my toes.”
“So I’m only to be your rescue from sore toes?” Gertrude asked.
“I’d be grateful . . . quite grateful. Besides,” he said, “I haven’t seen you recently. I keep going by Gareth’s, but it seems you’re never there anymore.”
“Gratitude . . . hmm. All right, then. You have your dance. But you must not forget your gratitude!” Gertrude said with a slight smile.
Reginald took her hand to lead her out to dance, and answered, “I sometimes forget that you are a Slytherin, Gertrude.”
“Never forget that, Mr Crouch,” she said. “It could be quite dangerous for you!”
Reginald had laughed at that, and they danced not one, but two dances together, then Reginald found her a nice glass of punch. Handing it to her, he said, “Thank you, Gertrude. That was quite enjoyable.”
Gertrude accepted a few others who asked her to dance, including her brother, and then did a tango with Crispin Fastnott. She thought that if she weren’t already set on Reginald, Crispin would be a possibility. He was an excellent dancer, he was on the rise at St. Mungo’s, and his topics of conversation varied more than the standard drivel she grew so bored of. It didn’t hurt, either, that he was very good looking and quite kind, too. But after their tango, which quite scandalised some of the older guests – as though they had never seen a Latin dance before that evening – he bowed, she curtseyed, and he returned to the witch whom he had escorted, and Gertrude retreated from the crowd to recover.
She was observing from a corner, quite done-in from all of the social interaction that evening, when Reginald approached her again.
“Would you care to dance?” he asked.
“And what is your motivation this time? Escaping another witch with two left feet?” Gertrude asked.
“No, I simply would enjoy another dance with you.”
Gertrude suppressed a sigh and nodded.
“You don’t look very enthusiastic about the prospect,” Reginald said, surprised.
“I am just a bit tired.” She looked up at him. “Truth be told, I don’t very much enjoy parties. Too many people. I do like the dancing, but when there’s no dancing, it’s torture,” she confided.
Reginald smiled. “I never would have guessed that. You are at almost every party or dance I go to.”
“I do enjoy dancing,” Gertrude said evasively.
“Well, what do you say to . . . a change in venue?”
Reginald offered her his arm and led her out into the garden, the path lit at intervals with bright torches, and many couples taking advantage of the warm spring evening to enjoy the fresh air. He brought her out onto the lawn where the Rosiers would set up wizarding croquet the next afternoon for those guests who stayed for tea. He bowed.
“May I have this dance?” Music floated out to them through the open French doors.
“I can’t dance on grass,” Gertrude began.
“Then I shall teach you,” Reginald said with a smile, taking her in his arms.
And so they danced there in the moonlight beneath a large old oak, paying no heed to the couples ambling along on the nearby paths.
When the dance ended, Gertrude said, “That is three, now, Mr Crouch. Are you three times grateful?”
Reginald looked at her with an amused smile. “I think perhaps twice grateful. This time, I did teach you how to dance on the lawn, after all. And rescued you from the crowds. So perhaps you should be grateful to me!”
“Mmm. I think we will say that you are simply grateful, then, for your rescue from Miss Hopkirk.”
Reginald suppressed a chuckle. “Very well, Miss Gamp. I am grateful for your rescue.”
“I believe I shall collect on that now, if I may,” Gertrude said.
“Yes?”
Gertrude took his hand and pulled him to the other side of the large oak tree, out of view of the strolling couples.
She put one hand on his shoulder and the other at his waist. When he simply stood there, looking down at her, she brought her hand from his shoulder to his head, glad now for her own height, despite her occasional wish that she was more petite, like the other witches whom Reginald seemed to like.
Boldly, Gertrude said, “Kiss me, Reginald,” and urged his head toward her own.
Reginald obliged her, kissing her lips softly and gently, then straightening.
Looking down into her face, he whispered, “Perhaps I am two times grateful, after all,” and he kissed her again, this time lingering and bringing his hands to her waist.
When they broke the kiss, Reginald seemed surprised. He took a breath, then said, “Where did Gareth’s little sister go?”
“Nowhere. She’s been right here, being patient.”
“Patient . . . and here.” He smiled. “And I have been looking everywhere else, and letting the Misses Rosiers and Misses Hopkirks of the wizarding world chase me about and tread on my toes.”
After that spring evening, Reginald had sought every possible opportunity to be grateful to Gertrude, and every opportunity to express his gratitude. Now, fourteen months later, the two were ending their two-week honeymoon with a “clamber” out on the Gamp property, and Reginald was making notes on the inscriptions he had found at the base of one of the walls. Gertrude smiled as she looked down at him, sitting cross-legged on the ground, dirt smudged on his face, dust in his hair, and his hat beside him.
“Reg, love, it’s time for tea.” When he looked up at her, distracted and appearing as though he had never heard the word “tea” before, she said, “Tea, Reg. Mother’s expecting us. And there will be guests, so we have to change clothes, too.”
“Oh, right, of course.” He stood. “Well, these inscriptions have been here a very long time. They will wait for me till next time.” He grinned. “I married you for your ancient ruins, you know, Trudie.”
“My, if that is so . . . you must be very grateful,” Gertrude said with a sly grin. “Yes, very grateful, indeed.”
Reginald made a small growling sound and grabbed her, swinging her around, then holding her tightly and kissing her.
“Mmm, that was a nice start . . . but a lifetime of access to these ruins . . . I think that is more than one-kiss-grateful,” Gertrude said.
They never made it to tea that afternoon.
Gertrude set up house-keeping with Reginald two days later in his small, four-hundred-fifty-year-old house in a wizarding cul-de-sac in the old city of York. Her mother sent Gluffy to her daily to do whatever tasks she had for him, and she continued with her Arithmantic research and writing, maintaining the name “Gamp” for all of her professional work. She accepted commissions from witches and wizards who wanted assistance in determining a direction to take in their lives or their business, but most of the time, she spent her hours working on problems sent to her by Albus Dumbledore. He was, Gertrude had no doubt, a genius, but it was always thrilling when, after hours of painstaking examination of pages of Arithmantic calculations, she was able to find a spot where Dumbledore had gone wrong, a variable he had neglected, a magical transmutation he had not cast on a line of calculation, or a shortcut that would bypass the calculations he had believed would be necessary to reach the solution to the problem he was posing.
Gertrude had only achieved an “Exceeds Expectations” in Potions, one of the components of Alchemy, and an “Acceptable” in Transfiguration, but her basis in the theory of Transfiguration was excellent, and now that she carried on this correspondence with Dumbledore, she was motivated to improve her understanding of the theoretical underpinnings of Transfiguration. She pored over texts on Transfiguration, Potions, and Alchemy, increasing the depth of her understanding so that she would be able to bring more precision to her own Arithmantic calculations and understand those that Albus sent her.
Gertrude would sometimes find a section of calculations that appeared to be complete gibberish to her, even after she cast clarifying and reducing spells to look at its separate components. Often, it could be reduced no further and was already in its simplest form, and she would be driven to her books to determine what the different symbols and their placement might mean. Occasionally Reg, with his interest in Ancient Runes and archaic languages, was able to help her decipher some of it, though his Arithmancy was weak. She knew that one owl to Dumbledore would clear up her confusion, but Gertrude viewed that as a last resort, preferring to wait until she at least had some notion of what he was driving at before she wrote to him with questions.
Assisting Albus Dumbledore with the Arithmancy he was using in his new Alchemical research excited her in a way that helping wizards determine the best time to make an investment, or a witch decide which suitor to accept, or a Quidditch team to decide which players to use in a particular game, or any of the other mundane commissions she received never could. Reginald had expressed surprise when Gertrude had told him that she didn’t receive any money from her work with Dumbledore.
“Not that we need the money, Trudie, but your work, and your time, are valuable. I see how many hours you spend on these projects Dumbledore sends you. It would be good if you were appreciated for you efforts,” Reginald said.
“He appreciates me. And it isn’t really the sort of work one does on commission. It’s more like . . . like collaboration,” Gertrude explained. “He read my first article in Arithmancy Today, and he wrote to tell me how my article had helped him solve a problem he had struggled with for weeks. We started corresponding. He has an article coming out in Esoteric Arcana next month, and he gave me co-authorship, even though he wrote the entire article. He said that he couldn’t have written it without my help.”
Reginald had accepted her explanation, but then had asked whether she actually knew the wizard or if they had only communicated by owl.
“I know who he is, of course, and I’ve seen him at the Ministry’s annual midsummer ball, but I’ve never spoken to him. I doubt he would recognise me, though,” Gertrude answered. “I’m not precisely the sort that gets noticed at such events.”
Reginald had laughed at that. “It would help if you emerged from the corner of the room occasionally.”
“I do,” Gertrude protested, “when we dance. But even so, it’s not as though I’m flashy, like your cousin Val, or in the Ministry like you and Gareth, or famous like Cassandra Vablatsky. He would hardly notice me.”
“Then he and all the others have no idea what they are missing. Fortunately for me, or you may not have been so patient!”
“I don’t know . . . I may have simply had to ask you for rescue, in that case,” Gertrude said with a smile.
Continued in the next post!