Post by palanfanaiel on Jul 8, 2005 11:35:11 GMT -5
HARRY POTTER LIGHT BULB JOKES:
Yes I know, I'm not even done with 50 ways to annoy a hogwartian teacher, but I just had to post this. It's just something I came up with one day I was relatively tired =)
How many Gryffindor students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- Just 3. One screws in the bulb. The other two encourage the person on with this dangerous job. And live to tell about the perilous adventure to everyone.
How many Slytherin students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- One. And a sick spell cast on a house-elf to do the job.
How many Ravenclaw students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- 6. One to go to the library for books on the material. Another one reads up about light bulbs, another reads about actually screwing in a light bulb, a fourth conjures up a chair, the fifth screws in the light bulb with assistance from the sixth.
How many Hufflepuff students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- The whole house. Let’s be social.
How many Hogwarts teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- 1. They vote on who should do this tedious job, and the muggle studio teacher finds to his/her amazement every one voted for her/him to do it.
How many retired Auror’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- Them all. One to screw in the light bulb after another one has checked it for evilness. The rest stand guard, in case the light bulb’s need of changing is the work of dark unknown forces.
How many death eaters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- 1. And he-who-must-not-be-named to encourage *cough-encrucio-cough*.
How many members of the Order of the Phoenix does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- The whole group. First they have to hold a meeting, and decide what action to take. If they actually vote for screwing in the light bulb, one will be sent to do it.
How many admm shippers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- None. We deny screwing in the light bulb unless Albus and Minerva come along to help.
How many Hogwartians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- 34.
- 2 Ravenclaws to disagree on which watt bulb to use.
- 1 Hufflepuff to try to settle the animosity among the two Ravenclaws
- 3 Slytherins to mock them all.
- 3 Gryffindors to try to take the Slytherins on.
- Another 3 Slytherins to join in the fight.
- And another 3 Gryffindors.
- 2 Hufflepuffs to help the other hufflepuffian negotiate peace among the houses.
- Further 2 Ravenclaws to disagree with the two first and start a very knowledgeable wand-fight.
- 1 Gryffindor prefect trying to intervene with the fights before any teacher shows up and takes away points.
- 1 Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw prefect to help the lonely Gryffindor prefect.
- 1 Slytherin prefect to take points away off from the Gryffindor prefect.
- 2 Head Boys and 2 Head Girls to try to break away the fight between all the prefects.
- 1 Charms professor to start pulling all the mad teenagers away from each other in vague attempts.
- 1 Herbology professor to help the poor Charms teacher.
- 2 very furious transfigurations and potions professors to interrupt the fight, dock loads of points, only to start arguing with each other.
- 1 flustered Headmaster to stop two of his staff members from ripping the heads of each other, and stop everybody from fighting.
- 1 first-year from Ravenclaw to conclude the bulb still needs changing.
- The new DADA teacher to tell the first-year to shut up, and curse the light bulb into a hovering gloving orb.
Pal...
You got any light bulb jokes, post them.. ;D
Yes I know, I'm not even done with 50 ways to annoy a hogwartian teacher, but I just had to post this. It's just something I came up with one day I was relatively tired =)
How many Gryffindor students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- Just 3. One screws in the bulb. The other two encourage the person on with this dangerous job. And live to tell about the perilous adventure to everyone.
How many Slytherin students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- One. And a sick spell cast on a house-elf to do the job.
How many Ravenclaw students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- 6. One to go to the library for books on the material. Another one reads up about light bulbs, another reads about actually screwing in a light bulb, a fourth conjures up a chair, the fifth screws in the light bulb with assistance from the sixth.
How many Hufflepuff students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- The whole house. Let’s be social.
How many Hogwarts teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- 1. They vote on who should do this tedious job, and the muggle studio teacher finds to his/her amazement every one voted for her/him to do it.
How many retired Auror’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- Them all. One to screw in the light bulb after another one has checked it for evilness. The rest stand guard, in case the light bulb’s need of changing is the work of dark unknown forces.
How many death eaters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- 1. And he-who-must-not-be-named to encourage *cough-encrucio-cough*.
How many members of the Order of the Phoenix does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- The whole group. First they have to hold a meeting, and decide what action to take. If they actually vote for screwing in the light bulb, one will be sent to do it.
How many admm shippers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- None. We deny screwing in the light bulb unless Albus and Minerva come along to help.
How many Hogwartians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- 34.
- 2 Ravenclaws to disagree on which watt bulb to use.
- 1 Hufflepuff to try to settle the animosity among the two Ravenclaws
- 3 Slytherins to mock them all.
- 3 Gryffindors to try to take the Slytherins on.
- Another 3 Slytherins to join in the fight.
- And another 3 Gryffindors.
- 2 Hufflepuffs to help the other hufflepuffian negotiate peace among the houses.
- Further 2 Ravenclaws to disagree with the two first and start a very knowledgeable wand-fight.
- 1 Gryffindor prefect trying to intervene with the fights before any teacher shows up and takes away points.
- 1 Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw prefect to help the lonely Gryffindor prefect.
- 1 Slytherin prefect to take points away off from the Gryffindor prefect.
- 2 Head Boys and 2 Head Girls to try to break away the fight between all the prefects.
- 1 Charms professor to start pulling all the mad teenagers away from each other in vague attempts.
- 1 Herbology professor to help the poor Charms teacher.
- 2 very furious transfigurations and potions professors to interrupt the fight, dock loads of points, only to start arguing with each other.
- 1 flustered Headmaster to stop two of his staff members from ripping the heads of each other, and stop everybody from fighting.
- 1 first-year from Ravenclaw to conclude the bulb still needs changing.
- The new DADA teacher to tell the first-year to shut up, and curse the light bulb into a hovering gloving orb.
Pal...
You got any light bulb jokes, post them.. ;D
*
) has a good set at the end of the first chapter I think.
