Post by Zerowolfgirl on Sept 30, 2004 21:16:50 GMT -5
A/N: oh man i cant belive i posted this....please don't hate me for this crappy peice of writing... it sucks i know... nut if some people like it....then i might post more...doubt it...but its in the romance section because in the next few chapters i wrote AD and MM start to get closer
Dear Diary,
Ok first things first. I hate diaries. My mom sent this to me from Germany and told me to write in it. First I didn’t, then mum sent me a howler saying she knew I wants writing in it. Sorta scary really… she must have put a curse on it or something… ill get her back for this… well I may as well sum up my life now. My parents, Malcolm and Athena, are divorced, I wanted to live with my mum but nooo dad had to but in and bribe the judge to make me and all my brothers only see mum at Christmas. Well my dear old dad is an asshole who beats me and my brothers with his belt every now and then. HARD. He almost killed Timmy one time! And he’s the youngest for god’s sake! Only my best friends know because they saw my back…and wrist. I cut myself, I have a problem I know but I can’t help it besides I’ve been good lately! Life seems meaningless unless I’m with my friends. My friends, Xiomara, Poppy, and Serna tell me to go get help from the Dumbledore’s. But I cant there like my only family besides my brothers and the girls. They’ll probably think I’m sick and hate me. I hate to disappoint them. One time Avalon almost caught me trying to cut myself. Who’s going to look in my diary? No harm in telling a piece of parchment about your deepest secrets…right? Ok enough with the sad crap… my mom….how can I explain about her…well shed let us get away with murder if we had a reason and she’s so bloody CALM! She is smiling all the time… no matter what! Its sorta scary….but we know I don’t get her temper, I got dads’…the smallest insult can set me off…Scottish temper? Well if someone insults my mom she’ll just smile at them an walk away. If some punched her she’d smile and walk away…then she might sue them, or send for me and my brothers… I could never do that. Tim could….everyone else in the family couldn’t. My Friends… Xiomara, Poppy, and Serna, all Gryffindor, same year, and infamous pranksters. Also I’ve got Albus, can’t forget him. He’s the kind of person who knows what to do in a sticky situation, so me an the girls keep him around cause sometimes I can’t get us outta trouble. Just kidding. But he CAN get us out of trouble most of the time. I’ve known Albus since I was born. Apparently we were both born in the same hospital and our parents knew each other and Avalon and Albus were with my mother when I was born. Now my brothers youngest to oldest, Timmy (first year), Max (third year), and Malcolm (my twin). People say I can be tomboyish and I blame it on being raised with my brothers, father, and the Dumbledore boys. Oh yea I forgot to mention about my school. I go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. My job there, besides hitting the books, is to make most teachers and half the student’s lives a living hell. Maybe I will write in this more…that’ll make Mother dearest happy… oh the excitement of telling my whole life to a bloody piece paper. Please note the sarcasm.
-M.A.M
(Minerva Anne McGonagall)
Dear Diary,
Ok first things first. I hate diaries. My mom sent this to me from Germany and told me to write in it. First I didn’t, then mum sent me a howler saying she knew I wants writing in it. Sorta scary really… she must have put a curse on it or something… ill get her back for this… well I may as well sum up my life now. My parents, Malcolm and Athena, are divorced, I wanted to live with my mum but nooo dad had to but in and bribe the judge to make me and all my brothers only see mum at Christmas. Well my dear old dad is an asshole who beats me and my brothers with his belt every now and then. HARD. He almost killed Timmy one time! And he’s the youngest for god’s sake! Only my best friends know because they saw my back…and wrist. I cut myself, I have a problem I know but I can’t help it besides I’ve been good lately! Life seems meaningless unless I’m with my friends. My friends, Xiomara, Poppy, and Serna tell me to go get help from the Dumbledore’s. But I cant there like my only family besides my brothers and the girls. They’ll probably think I’m sick and hate me. I hate to disappoint them. One time Avalon almost caught me trying to cut myself. Who’s going to look in my diary? No harm in telling a piece of parchment about your deepest secrets…right? Ok enough with the sad crap… my mom….how can I explain about her…well shed let us get away with murder if we had a reason and she’s so bloody CALM! She is smiling all the time… no matter what! Its sorta scary….but we know I don’t get her temper, I got dads’…the smallest insult can set me off…Scottish temper? Well if someone insults my mom she’ll just smile at them an walk away. If some punched her she’d smile and walk away…then she might sue them, or send for me and my brothers… I could never do that. Tim could….everyone else in the family couldn’t. My Friends… Xiomara, Poppy, and Serna, all Gryffindor, same year, and infamous pranksters. Also I’ve got Albus, can’t forget him. He’s the kind of person who knows what to do in a sticky situation, so me an the girls keep him around cause sometimes I can’t get us outta trouble. Just kidding. But he CAN get us out of trouble most of the time. I’ve known Albus since I was born. Apparently we were both born in the same hospital and our parents knew each other and Avalon and Albus were with my mother when I was born. Now my brothers youngest to oldest, Timmy (first year), Max (third year), and Malcolm (my twin). People say I can be tomboyish and I blame it on being raised with my brothers, father, and the Dumbledore boys. Oh yea I forgot to mention about my school. I go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. My job there, besides hitting the books, is to make most teachers and half the student’s lives a living hell. Maybe I will write in this more…that’ll make Mother dearest happy… oh the excitement of telling my whole life to a bloody piece paper. Please note the sarcasm.
-M.A.M
(Minerva Anne McGonagall)
Poor Min! 
Hope Minny comes through all right. 
