Jokes

[QuillofMinerva]

I was told a couple of jokes by a male friend of mine and I thought I would share them with you. They aren't the most grown up of jokes but they did make me smile.

Joke one:

Why did the biscuit cry?




Because his mother was a wafer so long.




Joke Two:

Have you seen the giant who had a tummy upset?




Neither have I but I hear its all over town!



Joke Three:

What swings from cake to cake?




Tazipan




I know they are silly and you might not laugh or you might but still I thought I would put my neck on the line and post them here.

Clayre (who is beginning to think that posting jokes such as these...is a very bad idea)

[dizzybear]

They were funny in a silly way which isn't bad if you like jokes which I do.

[TartanLioness]

*giggle* I thought Joke Two was the best! ^.^