Post by TheGryffindorSeeker on Sept 6, 2005 14:28:27 GMT -5
ok heres a few of my jokes:
1: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A Newspaper
(red as in read -lol)
2: A little boy goes to his 1st day at school and the teacher asks the class their name. When the teacher asks him the little boy says he doesn't know, so tell s him to ask his parents when he gets home.
So later on his mum's in the kitchen busy washing, he asks her.
" mum whats my name?"
"Shut it! i'm tryign to do the washing."
So he then goes into the living room and asks his dad, who's watching darts on the t.v,
" Dad what's my name?"
"one hundred and eighty"
So he then goes and asks his brother, whos watching Superman in his room.
"Bro, whast my name?"
"Superman
-----
So the next day in school the teacher asks him whats his name.
"Shut it! i'm trying to do the washing"
The teacher tells him,
"Watch your mouth young man or how many line would you like me to give you",
"one hundred and eighty"
"Who do you think you are, sayign that."
"superman!"
lol it's really funny when someone tells you it as it has a ring/accent to it lol.
((lines= means punishment excersice))
and 3.
3 blondes go into a bar. and one says,
"Ok bartender, round a drinks please."
Bartender gives them their round, one blond says
"56 days!"
"Another round please bartender" says the other blonde
Bartender gives them their round again. and again the blondes say,
"56 days!"
The bartender puzzled asks one of the blondes why their celebrating/soluting to 56 days
"Well," says one of the blondes " we did a jigsaw together and finished it in 56 days, even though the box said 2-6 years."
((sorry to anyone whos blonde i dont mean to cause offence))
hope you guys like, ill post more soon
1: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A Newspaper
(red as in read -lol)
2: A little boy goes to his 1st day at school and the teacher asks the class their name. When the teacher asks him the little boy says he doesn't know, so tell s him to ask his parents when he gets home.
So later on his mum's in the kitchen busy washing, he asks her.
" mum whats my name?"
"Shut it! i'm tryign to do the washing."
So he then goes into the living room and asks his dad, who's watching darts on the t.v,
" Dad what's my name?"
"one hundred and eighty"
So he then goes and asks his brother, whos watching Superman in his room.
"Bro, whast my name?"
"Superman
-----
So the next day in school the teacher asks him whats his name.
"Shut it! i'm trying to do the washing"
The teacher tells him,
"Watch your mouth young man or how many line would you like me to give you",
"one hundred and eighty"
"Who do you think you are, sayign that."
"superman!"
lol it's really funny when someone tells you it as it has a ring/accent to it lol.
((lines= means punishment excersice))
and 3.
3 blondes go into a bar. and one says,
"Ok bartender, round a drinks please."
Bartender gives them their round, one blond says
"56 days!"
"Another round please bartender" says the other blonde
Bartender gives them their round again. and again the blondes say,
"56 days!"
The bartender puzzled asks one of the blondes why their celebrating/soluting to 56 days
"Well," says one of the blondes " we did a jigsaw together and finished it in 56 days, even though the box said 2-6 years."
((sorry to anyone whos blonde i dont mean to cause offence))
hope you guys like, ill post more soon
