Apollo's pratness

[idealrain]

~From reading reviews I feel people don't like Apollo. I'm disappointed but to tell the truth I don't like him. As a treat, a special tribute to Apollo. (thanks to South Park)~


Weeelllll,

Apollo's a prat, He’s a big fat prat,
He’s the biggest prat in the whole wide world,
He’s a stupid prat, if there ever was a prat,
He’s a prat to all the wizards and witches.

On Monday he’s a prat
On Tuesday he’s a prat
On Wednesday thru Saturday He’s a prat
Then on Sunday just to be different,
He’s a super king kamehameha prat

Have you ever met my original character Apollo,
He’s the biggest prat in the whole wide world,
He’s a mean old prat, he yells and whines to fulfill his heart,
He’s a prat, prat, prat, prat, prat, prat, prat
Prat, prat prat prat prat prat prat
He’s a stupid prat, Apollo's a prat,
And He’s such a dirty prat.

Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...

[Sung in three different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my original character Apollo,
He’s the biggest prat in the whole wide world,
He’s a mean old prat, about his mom he doesn’t care,
He’s a prat, prat, prat, prat, prat, prat, prat
Prat, prat prat prat prat prat prat.
He’s a stupid prat, Apollo's a prat,
And He’s such a dirty prat;

I really mean it,
Apollo, He’s a big fat, stinking prat

[BlazeFourPaws]

*Rolls on floor laughing* I love you. This is absolutely amazing. Its so perfect. I think Harry and Rory are singing this to the accompaniment of absolute hysterical laughter by Mara, Poppy, and Pommie. Apo would be bright red and stuttering unable to yell at them he'd be so furious.

[zoeteproet]

this 'poem' is totally crazy I like it!
Poor Apollo, then he finally has a poem about himself, unfortunately it isn't very positive! ;D

[ismaco]

LOL!!

Give me a P.... P!
Give me an R.... R!
Give me an A.... A!
Give me a T... T!

What's that spell?... Apollo!!
I can't hear you!!.... Apollo!!
A little louder!!... Apollo!!
One more time!!.... Apollo!!


I loved your poem!!
Isabel

[Alesia]

As I was reading "Into the Lion's Den" in order to avoid doing any work at all today I decided while Apollo is clearly a prat, I think he is therefore the perfect top notch surgeon/healer - self centered and clueless as to how people feel emotionally. He can probably tell you what your heart rate is just by looking at you from across the room but is completely obvious to your emotional state. So another still a complete prat, from that point of view Apollo makes more sense.

[idealrain]

if anyone reads the next chapter of Lions' den and if I ever finish it, the reason for some of Apollo's pratness is revealed. Any guesses? (Blaze you can't guess)

[nemi]

I haven't read In the Lions' Den - I've actually just started it - but this is hilarious!