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Post by Blaze on Feb 1, 2006 17:38:27 GMT -5
Laughs. Yay! I love this. This makes me laugh so much.
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Post by idealrain on Mar 7, 2006 21:43:48 GMT -5
“There’s a support group on campus. But one would need get the information from their Head. I would tell them privately and don’t have any expectations.” Minerva suspected Seamus and Dean were ‘friends with benefits’ but the spelling were a dead giveaway. Vincent Crabbe was a dyslexic. Crabbe and Goyle? She thought. While the Malfoy is away…
“Next question. When do witches go through ‘the change’ ? By the ‘change’ I assume the reference is to menopause. ” Minerva paused, answering the question in her head, (not soon enough) and said
“It depends on the witch. But it usually starts at the age of 70.”
“How does one use pain during sex?” Minerva read her eyes widening. ”That’s a great question! Professor Snape, why don’t you answer that?”
“Very carefully.” Snape said very succulently. “But you need to trust your partner intimately and I wouldn’t try it at your age.” Someone better ask about animagus.
No one did.
Minerva noted all the questions had been answered and the Slytherins escape to the dungeons.
“Five minute break and then I’ll meet you in the common room for more questions.” Minerva told her cubs. She smiled “Accio cloak.” The invisibility cloak flew off three witches. “I’ve told Harry not to lend his cloak to you.” Her voice was stern.
“I know. That’s why Poppy borrowed it.” Xiomara replied, innocently.
”Were you amused by the afternoon?” Minerva asked annoyed.
“Of course.” Pomona said cheerily.
“So, do you know who asked about being gay?” Poppy asked.
“Crabbe. By the way I think you need to adjust the dose on his potion.”
“Will do. Have fun for rest of the afternoon.” Poppy said.
“I will, since you three are doing my prep for this week.” Minerva looked gleeful.
“You know, my love, we got to stop Xiomara talking us into her plans.” Pomona commented.
“You are a Hufflepuff, if you just figured that out.”
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Post by Trulyamused on Mar 8, 2006 19:09:00 GMT -5
Ouch, low blow with the 'change' bit.
Terrific. Would love to read more . . . much much more.
Thanks,
Truly
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Post by mcgonagallrocks on Mar 8, 2006 20:56:38 GMT -5
I LOVE IT
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Post by idealrain on Apr 4, 2006 15:04:59 GMT -5
<first of all I'm sorry for lack of updates but I've been writing non-ADMM fanfic with Blaze. oh and occasionally going to class when I remember  Second of all the fic will be done by next Christmas hopefully July 31 st> Minerva bit her lip. “Couldn’t they just stay in?” She was nervous about the birth. She and Albus chose after the St. Mungo’s incident to have a home birth. Afterall Apollo and Aurora were delivered at the World Cup, where their Aunt Mara was coaching at the time. Dominick Theoriski laughed. “As uncomfortable as labor is….” This got a snort from Minerva. “….I believe being pregnant for much longer it will be even more uncomfortable. Do you really want a natural birth without pain killers?” Minerva nodded. “If it will be better for the kittens.” Albus squeezed her hand. “You said you want your other children involved in the birth. I would feel comfortable with Apollo helping in the deliver but are you sure Harry and Aurora can handle seeing you in pain?” Poppy entered the room saying, “Remember last time you literally cursed Albus into a mouse, Mara into a toad and I believe caused a hurricane in the West Keys. This was with a good dose of pain killers.” “I can control my wandless magic much better now.” Minerva protested. “Right.” Theoriski agreed immediately learning to humor pregnant witches was often a matter of life or death, particularly his. |
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Post by mcgonagallrocks on Apr 5, 2006 15:32:26 GMT -5
That is so cute. Min giving birth with out painkillers *shudders* That's a scary picture. Post the next chapter soon!!
**Endora
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Post by Trulyamused on Apr 6, 2006 19:19:30 GMT -5
More. Please.
Entrys are much too short. Then of, course I'm desperate. (grin)
Whatever you post is great, keep it coming though. (VBG)
Truly
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Post by mcgonagallrules on Apr 8, 2006 0:15:02 GMT -5
Oh I just caught up on this story...and I love it!! Sex ed class was the best! "while the Malfoys away" I'm still laughing at that line! Looking forward to much more of this story.
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Post by Blaze on Apr 9, 2006 15:58:30 GMT -5
You always make me laugh. Arent I a bad influence? Now more PP/PS happiness and AM/BW and NL/DM. Mwahaha!
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Post by idealrain on Apr 14, 2006 22:55:24 GMT -5
“I want to make sure the kittens are safe and I heard pain relievers increased the chances of birth complications.” Minerva explained.
Theoriski thought for a second. “What is your knowledge of herbal medicine? Apollo has this insane idea. But actually now that I think about it it’s not that insane.”
“What?” Albus asked eagerly.
“If we burn catnip in an incense burner or if Minerva drinks a tea made from catnip…”
“Ha, ha. Very funny.” Minerva hated jokes about her animagus form.
“I’m serious. The physical benefits relieved are cramps, anxiety, muscle relaxation and sedation. It would be completely safe since Minerva’s body is used to the substance.” Theoriski knew Apollo was joking but this could actually work. “You would be fully conscious with a mild dose.”
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Post by mcgonagallrocks on Apr 14, 2006 23:12:16 GMT -5
Minerva with catnip OMG. That would work though. You're trying to be evil with the short chapters arn't you. I need more NOW. Very good chapter post the next one soon.
**Endora
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Post by littlemorgsi on Apr 15, 2006 1:44:15 GMT -5
LOL! I relate to this feeling. Interesting idea with the catnip. |
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Post by JKMcGonagall on Apr 15, 2006 4:36:24 GMT -5
Minerva...under the influence of catnip...she will be very relaxed and purring loudly, if my two cats are any example of what she will be like. Honestly, I even think they would enjoy going to the vet after catnip time.
All I can say is...more, more, more...please.
Kay
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Post by zoeteproet on Apr 15, 2006 5:25:12 GMT -5
Ahaha, catnip ;D Poor Min, if she wants to give birth without pain killers.
I hope you'll update soon.
Sarah xx
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Post by Trulyamused on Apr 15, 2006 5:39:28 GMT -5
Catnip?!!
And they WANT her to be able to control her magic.
They're insane. :-)
Good work. More please. Soon.
Truly
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Post by gingerkitten on Apr 17, 2006 2:02:57 GMT -5
Minerva under the influence of catnip is a sight to behold.
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Post by idealrain on Apr 23, 2006 12:31:28 GMT -5
“Excellent!” Albus wanted to spare his wife any unnecessary pain.
“Here’s some literature to read over about birth positions. Poppy you have some to discuss with me?” Theoriski finished up his official business.
Albus and Minerva looked surprised by the comment. Poppy, not meeting either one’s eyes, nodded shortly. “In my private quarters.”
Theoriski said “I’ll meet you then. I’ll see you two, excuse me, you four later. “He and Poppy left.
“Everything is good, Mina. Are you heading to bed soon?” Albus asked, gently kissing his wife.
Minerva answered, “I want to check on Bill for a second, and then I’m all yours.”
Raising an eyebrow, Albus grinned“All mine?”
“Well, you do have to share me with other people occasionally. Especially two kittens at the moment.” Minerva
kissed him and left to check on her temporary replacement.
A loud conversation could hear outside of Bill’s quarters, an odd thing for ten-thirty on a Wednesday night.
“Tell them, Apo! Unless you aren’t committed to this relationship.” Bill sounded angry and hurt.
"I don’t see you taking me to the Weasley family dinners anytime soon. Just let me wait mom gives birth. She can’t handle any life altering news now.” Apollo pleaded with his unhappy lover.
“I’m bad news?” Bill asked softly.
Of course not. Especially if you make my son happy, thought Minerva. The fact Apollo had been a bit of a prat lately began to make sense.
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Post by Trulyamused on Apr 23, 2006 15:32:12 GMT -5
Ah huh, I thought that was the reason for his pratness. (g) I'm with Min, though, as long as their happy. Nice tidbit. A few grammer errors.  Otherwise great. More nibbles please. Truly |
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Post by mcgonagallrocks on Apr 23, 2006 21:10:19 GMT -5
Bill is GAY!!! OMG so much better than Bill/Flur (sp). OMG OMG OMG. Way to short I need more..
**Endora
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Post by lemonygingersnaps on May 3, 2006 20:15:41 GMT -5
More please - I really enjoyed this story! :-)
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Post by idealrain on May 6, 2006 23:01:40 GMT -5
Minerva sighed. How did she feel? Shocked? Hurt? Relieved it wasn’t goats? She heard Bill sighed and say “|Let’s just go to bed. I assume you are leaving early in the morning for work.”
“Yeah. I hate sneaking around. Why did you accept the job? It’s getting complicated with you working with my parents.” Apollo asked.
“I wanted to know them better. Hopefully they will be my in-laws one day.” Bill yawned. “Night.”
Minerva didn’t hear if Apollo responded to Bill’s off-handed marriage proposal but suddenly she knew that she just intruded and she felt odd. Walking back to her chambers, Minerva thought about the fact Apollo came off as a prat sometimes. He couldn’t be who he truly was on two levels. His true identity as their son had to be unacknowledged because of their past. But not to be free enough love who he wanted was a problem.
“There you are! I thought I would have to send a search party out for you!”
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Post by mcgonagallrocks on May 7, 2006 10:16:16 GMT -5
WAY to short. You are crule with the short chapters. MUST HAVE MORE NOW!!!
**Endora
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Post by zoeteproet on May 7, 2006 12:26:10 GMT -5
Now now, you can't stop there young lady! I hope to read an update soon!  PS: Wonderful twist, Bill/Apollo is so much better than Bill/Fleur.  |
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Post by lemonygingersnaps on May 8, 2006 15:48:23 GMT -5
That is so short it is just cruel!!!!!  Of course - it is still fantabulos!! Well Done! |
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Post by idealrain on May 8, 2006 17:56:08 GMT -5
Albus noticed the weird look on Minerva’s face. “What? Are the kittens ok?”
Pulling her husband into the nearest empty room, Minerva whispered,
“Check your watch.”
“What?!” Albus was puzzled. It was true that Minerva occasionally acted weird due to the hormones but this was especially weird.
“Apollo is sleeping in Bill’s room.”
“Okay….” Albus said slowly. “They’ve been friends for years. You and Mara sometimes sleep in the same room.”
“No I mean, in the same bed.”
“You and Mara have shared beds during conferences.”
Minerva groaned and tapped her foot impatiently. For the greatest wizard alive, her husband could be incredibly dense sometimes.
“I’ve never proposed marriage to Mara.”
“You never proposed marriage to Mara.” Albus agreed. He paused for a moment. His eyes widen. “You mean….”
“Give the man a prize. I mean instead of Mara and me I think Pol and Bill are going the Poppy and Pommie route.” Minerva explained.
“Oh.” Albus nodded. “Wow. We really nailed that when we chose Poppy and Pommie for godparents.”
“Albus! This is serious.”
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Post by Trulyamused on May 8, 2006 17:59:13 GMT -5
Too funny, Albus.
More soon please.
Truly
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Post by Blaze too lazy to sign in on May 8, 2006 19:30:29 GMT -5
Mwhahaha
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Post by mcgonagallrocks on May 8, 2006 20:26:51 GMT -5
Evil WAY to short. Need more soon
**Endora
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Post by zoeteproet on May 9, 2006 9:04:06 GMT -5
It took a while before Albus finally understood what Min meant ;D Men ... Great update! |
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Post by tanja on May 9, 2006 16:09:57 GMT -5
I loved that line ;D
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xXx 
Second of all the fic will be done by next Christmas hopefully July 31 st>
