Post by dianahawthorne on May 13, 2008 19:39:47 GMT -5
Diagon Alley, London, England Branch of the Gringotts, Goblin-Run Bank (Based on "Fidelity Fiduciary Bank" from Mary Poppins)
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Disclaimer: Still don't own Mary Poppins or Harry Potter.
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Albus Dumbledore, Gringotts Goblins:
If you invest your knuts
Wisely in the bank
Safe and sound
Soon those knuts,
Safely invested in the bank,
Will compound
And you'll achieve that sense of conquest
As your affluence expands
In the hands of the directors
Who invest as propriety demands
You see, Aberforth, you'll be part of
Railways through Africa
Dams across the Nile
Fleets of flying carpets
Majestic, self-amortizing brooms
Plantations of ripening tea
All from knuts, prudently
Fruitfully, frugally invested
In the, to be specific,
In the Diagon Alley,
London, England branch of
The Gringotts Goblin-Run Bank!
Now, Aberforth,
When you deposit knuts in a bank account
Soon you'll see
That it blooms into credit of a generous amount
Semi-annually
And you'll achieve that sense of stature
As your influence expands
To the high financial strata
That established credit now commands
You can purchase purebred, prize-winning goats
Think of the variety!
Goats! Horses! Donkeys! Cows!
Barn equipment! Gourmet goat food!
Opportunities!
All manner of private breeding tools!
Everything imaginable!
Clothing! Furniture!
House-elves! Entertainment! Toys!
You see, Aberforth
Knuts, patiently, cautiously trustingly invested
In the, to be specific,
In the Diagon Alley,
London, England branch of
The Gringotts Goblin-Run Bank!
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Disclaimer: Still don't own Mary Poppins or Harry Potter.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Albus Dumbledore, Gringotts Goblins:
If you invest your knuts
Wisely in the bank
Safe and sound
Soon those knuts,
Safely invested in the bank,
Will compound
And you'll achieve that sense of conquest
As your affluence expands
In the hands of the directors
Who invest as propriety demands
You see, Aberforth, you'll be part of
Railways through Africa
Dams across the Nile
Fleets of flying carpets
Majestic, self-amortizing brooms
Plantations of ripening tea
All from knuts, prudently
Fruitfully, frugally invested
In the, to be specific,
In the Diagon Alley,
London, England branch of
The Gringotts Goblin-Run Bank!
Now, Aberforth,
When you deposit knuts in a bank account
Soon you'll see
That it blooms into credit of a generous amount
Semi-annually
And you'll achieve that sense of stature
As your influence expands
To the high financial strata
That established credit now commands
You can purchase purebred, prize-winning goats
Think of the variety!
Goats! Horses! Donkeys! Cows!
Barn equipment! Gourmet goat food!
Opportunities!
All manner of private breeding tools!
Everything imaginable!
Clothing! Furniture!
House-elves! Entertainment! Toys!
You see, Aberforth
Knuts, patiently, cautiously trustingly invested
In the, to be specific,
In the Diagon Alley,
London, England branch of
The Gringotts Goblin-Run Bank!
