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Post by fallingmoon on Aug 2, 2008 11:06:23 GMT -5
"I will not start every Potions class by asking if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant." That was my favorite line. I was giggling when I was reading this. My siblings began giving me weird looks. As for writing a story about the line. Hmmm, I might, but not write now. I'm just too busy.
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Post by dianahawthorne on Aug 2, 2008 11:22:58 GMT -5
Definitely the line "Writing sexy love letters to Professor Dumbledore, signed by ‘Your Kitten’ is not an ethical means of skipping Transfiguration class, no matter how effective it may prove." I wrote a story in response to Challenge 91 here on the boards using that line - here's a link to the story: www.fanfiction.net/s/4150747/1/Sexy_Love_Letters |
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Post by dianahawthorne on Aug 2, 2008 12:48:36 GMT -5
Thanks, dear! Glad that you liked it!  |
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Post by LittleScottishCub on Aug 3, 2008 7:22:03 GMT -5
Severus Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles. I will not convince three of the school ghosts to visit Severus Snape on Christmas Eve. And even if Severus Snape had flying monkeys, he would not let me touch them.
haha.. i fell off my bed when i read that one
:')
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Post by harmonydumbledore on Aug 4, 2008 8:05:15 GMT -5
I will not refer to Professor McGonagall as Catwoman, no matter how good I think she might look in black leather."
I like this one. Don't know is I can come up with a fic for it though.
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Post by mmadforever on Aug 16, 2008 15:46:04 GMT -5
Severus Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles. I will not convince three of the school ghosts to visit Severus Snape on Christmas Eve. And even if Severus Snape had flying monkeys, he would not let me touch them.
This is my favorite (I'm still laughing!!)
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Post by Blue on Aug 17, 2008 16:53:37 GMT -5
My favourite line was 'I will not start every Potions class by asking if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.' - because it's fun to imagine Snape's face if someone did ask that!
But my favourite part of the fic was when Harry told Min the Hooch and Pomfrey dots spend every night on top of each other lol!
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Post by MinervaMcGonagall on Aug 17, 2008 20:13:41 GMT -5
”I am not authorised to sell nude pictures of the faculty to students. Giving them out for free is also frowned upon.
I enjoyed all of them thought!
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Post by MinnieQuill on Aug 30, 2008 5:55:47 GMT -5
I'm having a lot of difficulty with this one and can't narrow it down to one. My favourites are:
"Greetings, Professor McGorgeousGal" writes itself in untidy script across the page. - very funny.
"“I am not permitted to ask Professor Flitwick where Snow White is."
“Let’s see—ah! Mad Eye Moody is not related to One Eyed Willy.
Under no circumstance will I greet Professor McGonagall by inquiring, ‘What's new, girl thingycat?’
Neither is ‘What ho, Lawn Ornament!’ a proper greeting for Professor Flitwick.
I cannot attempt to recreate the Key to Time in Transfiguration class. Or transform a pepperpot into a Dalek.
Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the salutation, ‘Love, Voldemort’ is not funny.”
Severus Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles. I will not convince three of the school ghosts to visit Severus Snape on Christmas Eve. And even if Severus Snape had flying monkeys, he would not let me touch them.
The proper way to report to Professor McGonagall is ‘You wanted to see me, Professor?’ It is not, ‘I have it on good authority that you have no evidence.’”
“My name is not Inigo Montoya. Professor Snape did not kill my father, nor must he prepare to die.”
Sheesh, I may as well have cut-and-pasted the whole fic. They're my favourites. As to writing a story for one of them ... my muse appears to have gone off with the fairies lately. So, no promises.
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Post by tabbyphoenix on Dec 25, 2008 1:06:32 GMT -5
This fic is hilarious! But I'll probably paste the whole thing if I have to choose a line ;D
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Post by mmadcrazyfan on Jan 28, 2009 6:24:09 GMT -5
Severus Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles. I will not convince three of the school ghosts to visit Severus Snape on Christmas Eve. And even if Severus Snape had flying monkeys, he would not let me touch them.
I died. Seriousslllyyy.
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Post by Katheryn Mae on Jan 28, 2009 7:15:37 GMT -5
Geez. For me, it's probably every line, but I'm in an overly happy mood because of a snowday.
But my favorites so far:
Writing sexy love letters to Professor Dumbledore, signed by ‘Your Kitten’ is not an ethical means of skipping Transfiguration class, no matter how effective it may prove.
'Under no circumstance will I greet Professor McGonagall by inquiring, ‘What's new, girl thingycat?’
I will not start every Potions class by asking if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.
When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce ‘These are not the droids you are looking for.’
Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the salutation, ‘Love, Voldemort’ is not funny.
But I should probably stop now unless you would like to see the whole thing copy-pasted here.
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