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Nov 4, 2008 14:31:14 GMT -5
Post by jkamd18 on Nov 4, 2008 14:31:14 GMT -5
Here a joke that well to me is funny.
don't mean to offend anyone!
There is a Englishman, a Scotsman and Irish man. They were all taking there dogs for a walk. When they came to this path they decided to have a competition. This was to see who could walk to the bin and back without out there dog pooping. The English man went 1st his dog pooped a 1/4 of the way . Next went the Irish man his dog pooped1/2 the way there. Then went the Scotsman he went to the bin and back with the dog pooping.
The others asked when he go back " How did you do that"
The Scotsman said" Me no silly me no Dumb me stick cork up doggie's bum!"
Fin tell me what you think
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Nov 4, 2008 15:26:35 GMT -5
Post by dianahawthorne on Nov 4, 2008 15:26:35 GMT -5
Kind of bizarre.
I have one:
Q: What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?
A: Ba-na-na-na!
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Nov 4, 2008 18:44:00 GMT -5
Post by tabbyminerva on Nov 4, 2008 18:44:00 GMT -5
No offense to anyone in this joke. I find it funny, but I don't mean to hurt people.
Three girls were in a car crash, a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were sent to heaven, and God spoke.
"You must walk up these stairs. There are 100. Each contains a joke, one funnier than the next. If you laugh, you will be sent to the beginning and start over again."
The redhead went first and laughed at the 56th joke. The brunette laughed at the 45th. The blonde made it up and God met her at the last step.
"Are you ready for the final joke?" he asked. The blonde began to laugh.
"My child, why are you laughing?"
"Because I just got the first joke"
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Nov 8, 2008 13:17:38 GMT -5
Post by jkamd18 on Nov 8, 2008 13:17:38 GMT -5
Here a other one
Q. What to you get when you cross a chicken and a fire work?
A. A fire werk
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Nov 14, 2008 23:20:06 GMT -5
Post by tabby19 on Nov 14, 2008 23:20:06 GMT -5
haha I love the blonde joke!! ;D
I'm blonde btw so I can say that!! lmao!! ;D
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Dec 10, 2008 15:32:42 GMT -5
Post by jkamd18 on Dec 10, 2008 15:32:42 GMT -5
he he
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Dec 10, 2008 15:33:02 GMT -5
Post by jkamd18 on Dec 10, 2008 15:33:02 GMT -5
HE HE HA HE HA
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Dec 11, 2008 0:30:20 GMT -5
Post by greyeyedgirl on Dec 11, 2008 0:30:20 GMT -5
I must admit I did laugh at the first joke, just because the rhyme cracked me up so much! The blonde joke was really funny as well, but I have red hair so I don't know if I'm allowed to say that. My best friend is blonde though, so I say that gives me some rights.  Ok, I have a riddle/joke: What's brown and sounds like a bell? . . . . . . . . . . Dung! |
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Dec 27, 2008 9:01:47 GMT -5
Post by jkamd18 on Dec 27, 2008 9:01:47 GMT -5
Halloween one!
Why did the skeleton not got tothe party?
Because he had no body to go with!
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Dec 27, 2008 11:55:12 GMT -5
Post by sylvadragon on Dec 27, 2008 11:55:12 GMT -5
lol at the halloween one, and some of the others. Here is my contribution, I apologise in advance for it's direness, tis the only one that sprang to mind, it seems the part of my brain that tells jokes has gone for a walk. Why did the elephant paint it's feet yellow ? So he could hide upside down in a bowl of custard. |
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Dec 28, 2008 3:29:12 GMT -5
Post by tabbyphoenix on Dec 28, 2008 3:29:12 GMT -5
-mad giggles-
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Dec 30, 2008 0:55:51 GMT -5
Post by tabby19 on Dec 30, 2008 0:55:51 GMT -5
OOhhh i've got a good one!
How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
... she threw it off a cliff!
btw sorry if your blonde! I am too so no offense!
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Dec 30, 2008 13:03:30 GMT -5
Post by mmadforever on Dec 30, 2008 13:03:30 GMT -5
I love dumb blond jokes... this one is a very corny joke:
What do you call a cow that won't give milk....a milk dud
(told you it was corny)
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