I Wish I Knew How To Quit You (An open letter)

[Drake]

Dear ADMM Boards,

I simply can't quit you. I wish I knew how.

I've tried to leave you, what is it, twice now? But dammit, something about you keeps me coming back to share these illicit fishing trips up in these mountains with you, even though we both know. We certainly aren't going there to fish.

Truth is, baby, without you, I'm lost. Your positive feedback is like a drug to me, a subcutaneous injection of egocentrism that keeps me buzzing for days on end. And baby, I know we fight, I know we get on each others nerves and jerk each other around. You've made me really angry a couple of times, though I don't think I've ever shown it.

And sure, sure I'll flirt with other fandoms. Hell, I even thought about getting married to a few of them! But baby, you know there's only one for me. We've been together for, what is it now, ten years? Since the advent of the first Harry Potter novel, certainly.

What I mean to say, darling, is that I love you. Please, please take me back honey.

Love,

Your Girl,

~Fran

[kissofdeath]

lol, you can't escape us chicka!

what can i say its been....odd without you. Very normal. lol.

[Drake]

WELL

WE CAN'T HAVE THAT.

[kissofdeath]

lol. definately not.