Post by Twisted Peppermint on Feb 14, 2009 12:42:57 GMT -5
Disclaimer: Sadly I own nothing. If I did, Dumbledore WOULD NOT BE GAY!!
I know it's not that good but this darn thing wouldn't leave me alone. This is the result when you mix me, brownies and my sister.
Rolanda Hooch walked briskly towards the headmaster's office. She had a bone to pick with him. It had been seven years since he had provided her with the funds for new brooms, the current brooms were useless! They had created drags and they were so banged up by the first years that she wasn't able to read the name of the brand.
"Chocolate Frog" Rolanda said to the stone gargoyle. She continued to move on ahead to the headmaster's office when it moved aside. Knocking on the door, Rolanda impatiently waited for his call for her to enter the office. It was several long minutes before she decided she had waited long enough. Rolanda roughly shoved the door open.
Now, not many things could render Rolanda Xiomara Hooch speecheless. In fact, nothing had ever had her at a loss for words before, but when Rolanda saw what was happening in the office before her eyes, she was at a complete loss for words.
Minerva Mcgonagall - strict, uptight, never-does-anything- wrong, Queen Cold-as-Ice Mcgonagall - had her hair down and was straddling, yes straddling, Albus Dumbledore and looked to be snogging him senseless. Her arms were wrapped around his neck, holding him as close as possible. Dumbledore's hands had somehow found their way up Minerva's skirt.
Meanwhile, Rolanda stayed rooted to the spot for what seemed like an eternity, trying to grasp exactly what this event meant. 'Does this mean their together or does this happen when boredom sets in.' Rolanda thought confusedly. 'Hmm...probably the first. Although the second one has it's perks.'
The moment they realized they had company, Albus and Minerva jumped apart, seemingly breaking all the muggle laws of Physics that Rolanda had not bothered to pay attention to.
"Uh...we...we were just..." Albus started to say but broke off when he saw the look Minerva was sending him.
Slowly, Rolanda came out of shock. Looking first at Minerva's disheveled appearance then to Albus standing there looking like a child caught eating sweets before dinner then back to Minerva. Realization hit her when she figured out just what this meant.
"Eeeeeeeee!!!" Rolanda squealed while jumping up and down excitedly. Suddenly she knew what she could do with this new information. She stopped jumping long enough to smile mischievously at Minerva before running out of the room calling Poppy's name.
Minerva turned to send Albus an exasperated glance before murmuring something that sounded like 'I'll be right back'. Turning away she transformed into a cat before streaking after the flying instructor.
I know it's not that good but this darn thing wouldn't leave me alone. This is the result when you mix me, brownies and my sister.
Rolanda Hooch walked briskly towards the headmaster's office. She had a bone to pick with him. It had been seven years since he had provided her with the funds for new brooms, the current brooms were useless! They had created drags and they were so banged up by the first years that she wasn't able to read the name of the brand.
"Chocolate Frog" Rolanda said to the stone gargoyle. She continued to move on ahead to the headmaster's office when it moved aside. Knocking on the door, Rolanda impatiently waited for his call for her to enter the office. It was several long minutes before she decided she had waited long enough. Rolanda roughly shoved the door open.
Now, not many things could render Rolanda Xiomara Hooch speecheless. In fact, nothing had ever had her at a loss for words before, but when Rolanda saw what was happening in the office before her eyes, she was at a complete loss for words.
Minerva Mcgonagall - strict, uptight, never-does-anything- wrong, Queen Cold-as-Ice Mcgonagall - had her hair down and was straddling, yes straddling, Albus Dumbledore and looked to be snogging him senseless. Her arms were wrapped around his neck, holding him as close as possible. Dumbledore's hands had somehow found their way up Minerva's skirt.
Meanwhile, Rolanda stayed rooted to the spot for what seemed like an eternity, trying to grasp exactly what this event meant. 'Does this mean their together or does this happen when boredom sets in.' Rolanda thought confusedly. 'Hmm...probably the first. Although the second one has it's perks.'
The moment they realized they had company, Albus and Minerva jumped apart, seemingly breaking all the muggle laws of Physics that Rolanda had not bothered to pay attention to.
"Uh...we...we were just..." Albus started to say but broke off when he saw the look Minerva was sending him.
Slowly, Rolanda came out of shock. Looking first at Minerva's disheveled appearance then to Albus standing there looking like a child caught eating sweets before dinner then back to Minerva. Realization hit her when she figured out just what this meant.
"Eeeeeeeee!!!" Rolanda squealed while jumping up and down excitedly. Suddenly she knew what she could do with this new information. She stopped jumping long enough to smile mischievously at Minerva before running out of the room calling Poppy's name.
Minerva turned to send Albus an exasperated glance before murmuring something that sounded like 'I'll be right back'. Turning away she transformed into a cat before streaking after the flying instructor.
