Let's Have Fun!

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Let us see what happens when the Dumbledores do Karaoke!

Let’s Have Fun!

Chapter 1: Aberforth

Hello and welcome, Welcome one and all! Welcome to the Dumbledore Family Karaoke Contest Night! It is a long standing tradition that has been going on since the summer of 1978.

Every night on the last day of summer the Dumbledore family gets together for a night of fun and entertainment. Tonight the performers are a mixture of singers and wannabers. Whose who? We’ll let you decide. Now without further ado we give you our first contestant……is Aberforth Dumbledore singing “Kiss the Girl!” The sing made popular by The Little Mermaid movie!

I am Albus Jr. Dumbledore

And I am Allison Dumbledore; and we are the judges tonight
along with all of you folks at home watching! So let’s get started! Uncle Aberforth!!!

A tall old man of 124 stood up before the large family gathered. He had long grey hair and beard with bright blue eyes and round rimmed glasses. He took one of the microphones from the stand as the music started to play.

“Thank you for the introduction AJ and Allie,” the man winked. “Now I’d like to dedicate this to all the couples in the audience!”

With that he began the tune; to add humor he sang in a Jamaican accent.


There you see her.

Sitting their across the way.

She don’t got a lot to say but there’s something about her.

And you don’t know why but you dying to try you want to kiss the girl.


David Forest saw his beautiful wife quietly sitting and swaying to the music and smiled.


Yes you want her.

Look at her you know you do.

Possible she want you to.

There is one way to ask her

It don’t take a word not a single word.

Go on and kiss a girl.


Albus looked over to the love seat where Minerva sat snuggling with their youngest child. After all these years how could they still want each other? He didn’t know but he was sure glad they did.


Sha, la, la, la the boy’s to shy.

He ain’t gonna try.

Sha, la, la, la ain’t it sad to bad he gonna miss the girl

Now is the moment.

Floating in a blue lagoon.

Boy you better do it soon

No time will be better.

She don’t say word and she won’t until you kiss the girl.


Aberforth smiled at his beautiful wife of over fifty years as she winked at him.


Sha, la, la, la don’t be scared.

You got the mood prepared.

Go on and kiss the girl.

Sha, la, la, la don’t stop now.

Go on and kiss the girl.

Sha, la, la, la float along and listen to this song

Go on and kiss the girl.

Whoa, whoa

Sha, la, la, la

Let the music play, do what the music say.

Go on and kiss the girl.

Kiss the girl!

Aberforth stepped down after singing and kissed his wife sweetly. Looking around the room it was clear the couples as they had all moved to their partners and were now kissing.


Great job Uncle it looks like that American thing called Woodstock! Bloody hell Adam let Sam up for air!

Ah romance is in the air once again here at Quirky Quarters. Brother I’d say we will have some new additions by the next game.

Indeed. Well folks we’ll take a break while the parents snog each other senseless and be back in a moment!


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[phantomgirl]

Loved it!

[harmonydumbledore]

I sincerely hope at the end of this everyone votes. It will help me decide witch of my ten constants to award as winner and all.



Chapter 2: Adam and Samantha


Well we’re back folks.

We threw some cold water on the parents and engaged people so I think we can continue.

“You are so lucky half of us are magic you two!” Michael Dumbledore shouted angrily.

In our defense we could not continue to watch the group orgy…

Anyway we’re going to continue on. So let’s all shut up and welcome my favorite big brother, Adam Dumbledore and his wife Samantha Walter!

A tall and lean man with short auburn hair and blue eyes; and a petite woman with dirty blonde hair and hazel eyes stood up.

“We thank little Allie for the marvelous introduction; but that does not excuse you two from the water incident,” Adam said handing his wife a microphone and taking on as well.

“Forgetting the water and back to the music,” Samantha said with a piercing look at her husband. He smiled.

“Since we both love fifties music so much we’re going to sing something from the Grease Musical!” They both smiled as the music began.

(Adam): We go together
Like rama lama lama
Ding dingy ding ding dong
Remember forever
As sho bop sho wadda wadda
Yu be de boom de boom
Chang chang changedy chang che bop
That’s the way it should be
Wa-ooh, yeah

Adam smiled as he moved his feet in the rock n’ roll way of the fifties.



(Samantha): We’re one of a kind like
Doop doop doop da doop
Doowap da dooby doop
Our name’s our sign
A boogedy boogedy boogedy boogedy
Sho bee do wap sho wap
Chang chang changedy chang che bop
We’ll always be like one
Wa wa wa waa


Samantha followed his moves perfectly as they danced together.


(Together): When we go out at night
And stars are shining bright
Up in the skies above
Or at a high school dance
Where you can find romance
Maybe it might be lo-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-ve

Everyone laughed and clapped together with the couple. Their singing was average; missing a chord here and there but their dancing was great.


Rama lama lama
Ding dingy ding ding de dong
Sho bop sho wadda wadda
Yu be do boom de boom
Chang change changedy change che bop
Yip de yip de yip
Do wap do dooby do
Boogedy boogedy boogedy boogedy
Sho be do wop do wop

Shana nana nana nana
Yippity dip de do
Rama lama lama
Ding dingy ding ding de dong
Sho bop de wadda wadda
Yippity boom de boom
Chang chang changedy chang che bop
Yip de yip de yip
Doo whop de dooby do
Boogedy boogedy boogedy boogedy
Sho be do wop sho wop
Shana nana nana
Yippity dip de do

The couple had great energy and had all the younger children singing along with them as back up. Even the two DJs were.

(Adam): A wop bobba lu bop

(Samantha): A wop bam boom

(Together): We’re for each other
A wop bobba lu bop
A wop bam boom
Just like my brother, it’s
Shana nana nana nana
Yippity dip de do
Chang chang changedy chang che bop
We’ll always be together
Wa-ooh yeah

Adam and Samantha started to quiet down and fade out with the song swaying together.

(Together fade): We’ll always be together
Chang chang changedy chang che bop
Always be together
Chang chang changedy chang che bop


Everyone clapped when they came down. Their son, Dimitri, ran to them laughing saying, “You were great mummy and daddy!”


All right great job bro. Sammy love you were superb as always.

Quit crushing on your brother’s wife. It’s not normal.

Who said you and I were normal?

Point taken……Well great job to the couple and we will again break because Sam needs to changed Rachel’s diaper.


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[phantomgirl]

I really like this and the idea of voting for the winner at the end.
This reminds me of American Idol.

[harmonydumbledore]

Update!

Chapter 3: Adella


And we’re back with the one…and only…

Miss Adella Dumbledore!!

A lovely young woman stepped up with her long beautiful ebony locks hanging loose and sparkling blue eyes.

“Well I see my little siblings still like me. Well I know the three of us think the same thing about our parents. So in the spirit of that I dedicate this to my mother courtesy of father,” she winked at her parents as the song began.

Every time our eyes met
This feeling inside me
Is almost more than I can take

Albus smiled this was his and Minerva’s song. It had been for years now. He looked over at Minerva and found her looking lovingly at him.

Baby, when you touch me
I can feel how much you love me
And it just blows me away
I’ve never been this close to anyone or anything
I can hear your thoughts, I can see your dreams

Albus got up and walked around to the back of the chair where is wife sat and whispered in her ear. “Care to dance my love?”
“Always with you,” she nodded standing and circling the chair to reside in his arms as they slowly moved together.

I don’t know how you do what you do
I’m so in love with you
It just keeps getting better
I wanna spend the rest of my life
With you by my side
Forever and ever
Every little thing that you do
(ooh)

Baby I’m amazed by you

As they danced they were completely unaware of everyone slowly turning to watch them. In hundreds of years there had never been a couple that loved each other with such sincerity and passion. It show most in their eyes as they looked deep into the others sole completely oblivious to anyone around the.


The smell of your skin
The taste of your kiss
The way you whisper in the dark
Your hair all around me
Baby, you surround me
You touch every place in my heart

Minerva kissed Albus lightly on the lips and closed her eyes as she laid her head on his shoulder. He continued to hold her close to him as he laid his head on her soft ebony curls.

Oh, it feels like the first time, every time
I wanna spend the whole night in your eyes
I don’t know how you do what you do
I’m so in love with you
It just keeps getting better
I wanna spend the rest of my life
with you by my side
Forever and ever
Every little thing that you do
(ooh)
Baby, I’m amazed by you

The children smiled at their parents. They all agreed they’d never ask for anything to separate them. The love Albus and Minerva had was special and magical.


Every little thing that you do
I’m so in love with you
It just keeps getting better
I wanna spend the rest of my life
With you by side
Forever and ever
Every little thing that you do
(ooh)

Oh every little thing that you do
Every little thing that you do

Baby, I’m amazed by……you

Adella finished her song to completely silence. She put the microphone in the stand and winked at her twin siblings before sitting down.

When Minerva and Albus pulled a part everyone clapped and whistled loudly for both the couple and the performance.

Minerva blushed and smiled as did Albus before sitting back down.

Ah lovely. Nothing’s better than watching mum and da dance.

True dear brother true.

Excellent as always Adella and we thank you.

Indeed we do. Now if you’ll excuse my brother and I. We need hot chocolate!

Chocolate ho!!!

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[harmonydumbledore]

More...just to clarify in the end I'll have winners based on your votes!

Chapter 4: Minerva and Athena

And we’re back with the most awesome performance! This will be hard to top!

Without further ado we give to you………Minerva Dumbledore and her daughter Athena!!!

Minerva and a young girl of seven took the stage and microphones. The child had ebony curls and green eyes and was wearing a cream dress and green sash. The girl hid behind her mother’s skirts in shyness.

Everyone gave light chuckles at this knowing the twins had talked her into singing in the first place.

Minerva smiled and put a hand on her daughter’s back as the song began.

(Minerva): As you go through life you will see
There’s so much that we
Don’t understand.
And the only thing we know
Is things don’t always go
The way we planned.

Minerva’s voice was by far the best of them all. It was rich and sweet and seemed to have everyone of their children’s attention. Even a few of their nieces, nephews, and grandchildren were entranced.

The child smiled and looked up at her as Minerva continued to sing.

(Minerva): But you will see every day
That we will never turn away,
When it seems all your dreams come undone.
We’ll stand by your side
Filled with hope & filled with pride.
We’re more than we are,
We’re one.

Athena smiled at her mother and started to sing. Her voice was a softer and younger version of Minerva’s but just as wonderful.

(Athena): If there’s so much I must be
Can I still just be me
The way I’m?
Can I trust in my own heart
Or am I just one part
Of some big plan?

Minerva nodded to her and took her hand. “Remember what Grandmother said?” she asked aloud. The girl nodded as they both sang.

(Both): Even those who are gone
Are with us as we go on.
Your journey has only begun.
Tears of pain,
Tears of joy,
One thing nothing can destroy . . .
Is our pride, deep inside,
We’re one.

Minerva bent down and picked up the young girl as they sang the last bit. Albus smiled brightly at his two favorite girls.

(Both): We’re one, you & I
We’re like the earth & sky.
One family under the sun.
All the wisdom to lead,
All the courage that you will need . . .
You’ll find when you see
We’re one . . .

“Bravo!” “Bravissimo!” “Awesome!” “Fantasmic!” many shouted as they clapped for the two.

Athena blushed and hid her face in her mothers ebony locks. Minerva bowed and took a seat on Albus’ lap; holding Athena in hers.

Ah so nice…I do love mum’s voice.

Yes and it appears our lovely baby sister will be just like her.

Well we shall take another short break and have another couple I think.

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This song brought to you by Albus Dumbledore; the man that should be Minister but prefers children to adults. I wonder why?

[harmonydumbledore]

Chapter 5: Michelle and David

Well we are have way into the contest now and we’ve heard some good things. When do we hear the bad?

Technically we don’t. Everyone in the contest can sing at least averagely well. The bad singers are in the audience. Right Robert?

“Right Allie,” a man with auburn hair and hazel eyes laughed form the audience.

Oh thank goodness. My poor ears will live after tonight.

Continuing on we have another couple; Michelle Dumbledore and her husband David Fellows!!

A lovely middle aged couple took the stage. The woman had auburn hair and blue eyes. The man had blonde hair and green eyes.

“This song is what we have made ours. We hope you like it,” David said as the music began.

(David): These times are troubled
And these times are good
And they’re always gonna be

He smiled at his wife and took her hand in his.

(Michelle): They rise and they fall
We take ‘em all
The way that we should
Together, you and me
Forsakin’ them all

She returned the look and squeezed his hand softly.

(David): Deep in the night
And by the light of day
It always looks the same

(Michelle): True love always does
And here by your side
Or a million miles away
Nothing’s ever gonna change the way I feel
The way it is, is the way that it was

The two were looking deep in the others eyes as they sang softly to each other. Much like Minerva and Albus they were forgetting everyone else.

(Both): When I said I do
I meant that I will
Till the end of all time
Be faithful and true
Devoted to you
That’s what I had in mind
When I said I do

(David): Well, this whole world keeps changing
And the world stays the same
For all who came before
And it goes hand and hand

David and Michelle slowly danced together as they continued singing. Their teenage children; Judi and Daphne, were silent giggling together. They loved how sweet their father was to their mother; and how kind their mother was to their father.

(Michelle): Only you and I can undo
All that we became
That makes us so much more
Than a woman and a man

(David): And after everything
That comes and goes around
Has only passed us by
Here alone in our dreams
I know there’s a lonely heart
In every lost and found
But forever you and I will be the ones
Who found out what forever means

(Both): When I said I do
I meant that I will
Till the end of all time
Be faithful and true
Devoted to you
That’s what I had in mind
When I said I do

AJ and Allie were quietly whispering amongst themselves. They were flipping through CDs trying to find the perfect thing for a special couple to sing.

(Both): Truer than true
You know that I’ll always be there
For you
That’s what I had in mind

When I said I do

Everyone’s clapping of the couple made the twins snap up at the others.

Excellent job guys. Well done.

The chemistry is undeniable. Now we take a short break. Hey mum are the brownies done?

“I believe they are. I suppose you and AJ want strawberry ice cream with it Allie?” Minerva asked standing up with Athena on her hip. Even though the girl was seven she was short and light weight so Minerva would carry her sometimes.

Mother you are a saint and we love you!

This means yes please mum.

Minerva laughed as she and Aberforth’s wife; Kimberly exited the room to fix the deserts.
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[harmonydumbledore]

I own nothing and this is all in fun! Enjoy

Chapter 6: Andrew

Ah nothing like mother’s homemade ice cream and brownies.
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I dare say our mother is twice as good at cooking as Molly Weasley.

We’ll have to ask Ron that.

True; anyway we shall continue even while we eat. Although; a warning to anyone that usually shoots things from their nose when laughing……

Don’t put anything in your mouth for the next four minutes!

Cause now we have Andrew Dumbledore singing ‘Welcome to the Family’ Merlin help us all!

A tall man with shoulder length reddish brown hair pulled into a pony tail, an unkempt beard, and blue eyes jumped onto the stage taking a microphone. "You guys have been married to or dating my sisters for awhile. This is a fair warning," he smirked as the song began playing.

Welcome to the family

Hope you have a real good life

With my baby Sister

Yeah, she’ll make a real good wife

I hope you have lots of babies

Andrew walked on the stage waving to his nieces and nephews.

And you get a real good job

I hope you don’t mind company

Cause we’ll be there a lot

Now Brother let me give you some brotherly advice

If you know what’s good for you; you’ll treat her right

Andrew’s singing was very country sounding and fit the tone of the song very well. “And you all know what happens if you don’t…” he said jumping into the chorus.

Cause grandpa’s the local sheriff

Yeah he’s the judge and the jury too

Uncle Bill’s the undertaker’s son

And he’ll dig a hole for you

Cousin Jesse’s; he’s just crazy

And he’ll fight you just for fun

Mama’s got a real bad temper

And Daddy’s got a shotgun

While singing; Andrew did his own version of a little jig which cracked all the children up. Andrew was the craziest of the ten Albus and Minerva children.

Welcome to the Family

Welcome to this side of the tracks

And ever you ever leave her

You ain’t coming back

My Nephew Red’s a hunter

And he’s gonna hunt you down

Just like the last one

The body still ain’t been found

“Why do I get the feeling there’s some truth in this song?” David asked Adam.
“Cause it’s true…we do not take kindly to anyone mistreating our sisters. As Morgana’s ex,” he replied seriously with a twinkle in his eye. David nodded but gave a nervous gulp.

Now I like you fine; and there ain’t nothing wrong

But boy you better take care of her…

“Morgana you let Adam and Andrew confront Jacob when he broke up with you didn’t you?” Arista asked.
“He deserved it cheating on me,” Morgana huffed. “True,” Arista conceded.

Cause grandpa’s the local sheriff

Yeah he’s the judge and the jury too

Uncle Bill’s the undertaker’s son

And he’ll dig a hole for you

Cousin Jesse’s; he’s just crazy

And he’ll fight you just for fun

Mama’s got a real bad temper

And Daddy’s got a shotgun

Andrew finished and jumped off the stage as all the children laughed.

“I’d just like to say I do not have a shotgun…but my wand arm is just as good as ever,” Albus Sr. replied standing and then sitting back down.

All the men married into the family gave nervous chuckles while the others laughed uproariously.


Interesting thoughts.

You’ll do the same for me if I have a boyfriend or husband mistreat me.

Allie if anyone even thinks about messing with you …they really will not be found again.

My hero. I’m so lucky to have such a dashing and awesome twin.

And I couldn’t ask for a prettier and funny twin.

Now we break for another bathroom break…I think more or less for Dimitri and Robert.


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This short intermission brought to you by the Hog’s Head. Not the cleanest bar in the world…But any Dumbledore gets free drinks when they go there!

[phantomgirl]

Awesome!

[harmonydumbledore]

I own nothing! Here is one with a twist!

Chapter 7: Michael

You know I do love this job. Allie, love I think we should look into radio broadcasting for real.

I don’t think we get people's attention that well. We’re only funny to family.

Maybe you’re right. Any who here is Michael Dumbledore!

A tall and thin young man with short auburn hair and frosted tips stood up on the stage with a microphone. His blue eyes smiled at everyone as the song started.

When winter comes in summer
When there’s no more forever
Yeah, that's when I'll stop loving you

His voice was soft and kind as he sang from his very heart.


That's when I'll stop loving you
I'm sure you've heard these words before
And I know it's hard for you to trust them once more
You're afraid it all might end
And a broken heart is scared of breaking again
But you've gotta believe me
I'll never leave you
You'll never cry long as I am there
And I will always be there
You will never be without love

The family quietly listened to the young man all thinking the same thing. He was singing this with a very special someone in mind.

When winter comes in summer
When there's no more forever
When lies become the truth
Oh you know then baby,
That's when I'll stop lovin'
That's when I'll stop loving you

That's when I'll stop loving you yeah

Allie took out her mobile and dialed a numbered. “Hey Alex? Just shut up and listen to this,” she said holding the phone out over the DJ area.

As long as sunlight lights the sky
Light of love will be found in these eyes of mine (these eyes of mine)
And I will shine that light for you
You're the only one, I'll ever give this heart to
What I'm trying to say is, nothing will change this (ahh..)
There'll be no time you won't find me there (find me there)
Cause I will always be there
You will always have all my love

“It’s too bad Alex isn’t here to hear this,” Adam whispered. “I know. Michael singing straight from the heart and the one he’s singing to isn’t here,” Arista replied. “Sad really.”


When winter comes in summer
When there's no more forever (yeah)
When lies become the truth (ohhhh)
Well you know then baby,
That's when I'll stop lovin'
That's when I'll stop loving you

That's when I'll stop loving you

And when this world doesn't turn anymore
When the stars all decide to stop shining
Till then I'm gonna to be by your side
Gonna be loving you forever
Every day of my life

Ohh…baby...

“Yeah what do you say to that?” Allie asked putting the phone to here ear. “Hmmm…mmhmm…” “What’s Alex say?” AJ asked. “Alex is coming,” Allie smirked.

Well you know then baby
That's when I'll stop lovin'
That's when I'll stop lovin'

That's when I'll stop loving you

When winter comes in summer
When there's no more forever
When lies become the truth (truth... yeah)
Well you know then baby,
That's when I'll stop lovin'
That's when I'll stop loving you (ohh..)

The door bell rang and Minerva got up to answer it. “Alex!?” she gasped.
“I…I need to talk to Michael,” the visitor replied.
“Come on in sweetie. He’s almost done singing for you,” Minerva said happily taking the person’s hand and leading them to the sitting room.


When winter comes in summer (yeah)
When there's no more forever
When lies become the truth
That's when I'll stop loving (well you know then baby)
That's when I'll stop loving you

That's when I'll stop babe
I'll stop babe
Loving you

Michael finished his song with his eyes closed. When he opened them again he gasped seeing Alex standing by his mother with tears in his eyes.
“A-Alex?” Michael gasped his voice echoing over the microphone speakers

“I’m sorry Michael for not believing you…but I know now you are what’s best for me and you won’t hurt me. I will marry you,” Alex said with tears in his hazel eyes.
Michael smiled a teary smile and ran over to his boyfriend embracing his in a sweet kiss.

Ah happy ending after all.

Ooooh I wonder if I can be a bride’s maid?

“That is a yes little cutie,” Alex laughed as he and Michael sat together in the armchair.

Heck yes! You know…life is good who could ask for anything more?

I could ask for some more lemonade. Aunt Kimberly refill please!!

Well we’ll break again loves.
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This break brought to you by Honeyduke’s the store funded by all Dumbledores!

[Mrs Mendes]

Haha, thats really funny ^^!!!!!
Like it!!!!
Love
Mrs Mendes

[phantomgirl]

Awesome!