OMG! OMG! I MET JK ROWLING!!!!!!

fantasyofdoom Guest	OMG! OMG! I MET JK ROWLING!!!!!! Dec 27, 2006 14:31:43 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by fantasyofdoom on Dec 27, 2006 14:31:43 GMT -5 I saw her at the restaurant I work at and got to be her waitress! HEADMISTRESS NOTE: THIS IS A HOAX! BEFORE YOU POST, READ TO THE END OF THREAD, WHERE SHE ADMITS SHE MADE THE WHOLE THING UP.
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McGonagallsGirl
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OMG! OMG! I MET JK ROWLING!!!!!! Dec 27, 2006 14:38:29 GMT -5

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Post by McGonagallsGirl on Dec 27, 2006 14:38:29 GMT -5

OMG! Ugh, I hate living in America, things like that never happen to me!!!

What did she eat? No, never mind, that's not important...did you give her any advice, like...say... change the name of the last book from "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows" to "Minerva McGonagall and the Deathly Hollows"?

'My dears! Which of you left his seat first? Which?'
'Dunno,' said Ron, looking uneasily at Harry.
'I doubt it will make much difference,' said Professor McGonagall coldly, 'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'

childminerva Deputy Headmistress Posts: 1,488	OMG! OMG! I MET JK ROWLING!!!!!! Dec 27, 2006 14:38:49 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by childminerva on Dec 27, 2006 14:38:49 GMT -5 whoa! that is so cool...I'm in awe.
	"There's always a double meaning with you." "This is true. For I am clever and can find sexual entendre in chicken soup!" -All Kidding Aside

fantasyofdoom Guest	OMG! OMG! I MET JK ROWLING!!!!!! Dec 27, 2006 14:51:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by fantasyofdoom on Dec 27, 2006 14:51:16 GMT -5 She had stovies. I tried to talk to her as much as i could but my boss kept watching me. She was such a nice person and left a really good tip.

childminerva Deputy Headmistress Posts: 1,488	OMG! OMG! I MET JK ROWLING!!!!!! Dec 27, 2006 14:53:46 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by childminerva on Dec 27, 2006 14:53:46 GMT -5 of course she did...I'm so excited for you, and only a little jealous
	"There's always a double meaning with you." "This is true. For I am clever and can find sexual entendre in chicken soup!" -All Kidding Aside

McGonagallsGirl Deputy Headmistress Safety does not come first. Goodness, Truth, and Beauty come first. Posts: 634	OMG! OMG! I MET JK ROWLING!!!!!! Dec 27, 2006 15:04:09 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by McGonagallsGirl on Dec 27, 2006 15:04:09 GMT -5 What are stovies?
	'My dears! Which of you left his seat first? Which?' 'Dunno,' said Ron, looking uneasily at Harry. 'I doubt it will make much difference,' said Professor McGonagall coldly, 'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'

fantasyofdoom Guest	OMG! OMG! I MET JK ROWLING!!!!!! Dec 27, 2006 15:15:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by fantasyofdoom on Dec 27, 2006 15:15:13 GMT -5 stovies is like a mixture of meat and potatoes

EloquentPhoenix Professor of Transfiguration Posts: 1,197	OMG! OMG! I MET JK ROWLING!!!!!! Dec 27, 2006 15:15:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by EloquentPhoenix on Dec 27, 2006 15:15:47 GMT -5 Oh. My. God. You met JKR!!!?!!?!?! Wow. Is in awe of you I'm so jealous. Where do you work? I bet it was great. So so jealous...

laundry basket Celebrating graduation at the Leaving Feast Posts: 423	OMG! OMG! I MET JK ROWLING!!!!!! Dec 27, 2006 15:25:40 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by laundry basket on Dec 27, 2006 15:25:40 GMT -5 gasp so jealous! Lucky, lucky, you! ;D
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OMG! OMG! I MET JK ROWLING!!!!!! Dec 27, 2006 16:47:49 GMT -5

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Post by mcgonagallrocks on Dec 27, 2006 16:47:49 GMT -5

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xXx

I don't wanna talk
About things we've gone through
Though it's hurting me
Now it's history
I've played all my cards
And that's what you've done too
Nothing more to say
No more ace to play

childminerva Deputy Headmistress Posts: 1,488	OMG! OMG! I MET JK ROWLING!!!!!! Dec 27, 2006 16:58:40 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by childminerva on Dec 27, 2006 16:58:40 GMT -5 haha...I think we all feel that way actually, we want to hate you, we really do.
	"There's always a double meaning with you." "This is true. For I am clever and can find sexual entendre in chicken soup!" -All Kidding Aside

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OMG! OMG! I MET JK ROWLING!!!!!! Dec 27, 2006 17:41:28 GMT -5

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Post by Catwoman99 on Dec 27, 2006 17:41:28 GMT -5

That's freakin' awesome! Sounds like you kept it cool, which I'm sure she appreciated. I, on the other hand, would probably have gone total fangirl on her. (As I did when I met John de Lancie from Star Trek!)

- April :-)

ιady ταвz Professor of Transfiguration .:: CHARGE!! ::. Posts: 1,343	OMG! OMG! I MET JK ROWLING!!!!!! Dec 27, 2006 17:43:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ιady ταвz on Dec 27, 2006 17:43:02 GMT -5 omfg!!!!! damn US...youre sooooooooooooo lucky!!!
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fantasyofdoom Guest	OMG! OMG! I MET JK ROWLING!!!!!! Dec 27, 2006 17:54:30 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by fantasyofdoom on Dec 27, 2006 17:54:30 GMT -5 Well when your boss is practically breathing down your neck and threatening to fire you if you screw this up, you kind of have to keep it cool. or at least try to.
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StormAngel Professor of Transfiguration Posts: 1,329	OMG! OMG! I MET JK ROWLING!!!!!! Dec 27, 2006 17:54:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by StormAngel on Dec 27, 2006 17:54:47 GMT -5 omg omg omg omg. U are so darn lucky!!

nemi Getting career advice from McGonagall Posts: 300	OMG! OMG! I MET JK ROWLING!!!!!! Dec 27, 2006 18:00:35 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nemi on Dec 27, 2006 18:00:35 GMT -5 Wow! That's amazing!! That's just ... Wow. Not fair. You must have remarkable self-control. I would have just risked getting fired and talked on and on.
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fantasyofdoom Guest	OMG! OMG! I MET JK ROWLING!!!!!! Dec 27, 2006 18:11:15 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by fantasyofdoom on Dec 27, 2006 18:11:15 GMT -5 I got to ask her a few questions though so it wasn't all wasted. There was some sort of crisis in the kitchen so my boss was gone for about 15 minutes.

childminerva Deputy Headmistress Posts: 1,488	OMG! OMG! I MET JK ROWLING!!!!!! Dec 27, 2006 18:17:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by childminerva on Dec 27, 2006 18:17:06 GMT -5 ooohh. you spoke to her. lucky. I'm still in shock that one of our people actually spoke to JKR. (by one of our people I mean an ADMMer)
	"There's always a double meaning with you." "This is true. For I am clever and can find sexual entendre in chicken soup!" -All Kidding Aside

ιady ταвz Professor of Transfiguration .:: CHARGE!! ::. Posts: 1,343	OMG! OMG! I MET JK ROWLING!!!!!! Dec 27, 2006 18:27:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ιady ταвz on Dec 27, 2006 18:27:26 GMT -5 yea!! me too...thank god for that mini crisis in the kitchen huh?
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fantasyofdoom Guest	OMG! OMG! I MET JK ROWLING!!!!!! Dec 27, 2006 18:42:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by fantasyofdoom on Dec 27, 2006 18:42:53 GMT -5 I know right. I owe Joe big time. Joe spilled the special all over the head chef by accident and they started arguing.

childminerva Deputy Headmistress Posts: 1,488	OMG! OMG! I MET JK ROWLING!!!!!! Dec 27, 2006 18:48:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by childminerva on Dec 27, 2006 18:48:02 GMT -5 ha! That in itself is wonderful...simply hilarious! Just think, you met JKR and got paid at the same time. Very cool.
	"There's always a double meaning with you." "This is true. For I am clever and can find sexual entendre in chicken soup!" -All Kidding Aside

fantasyofdoom Guest	OMG! OMG! I MET JK ROWLING!!!!!! Dec 27, 2006 18:58:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by fantasyofdoom on Dec 27, 2006 18:58:03 GMT -5 LOL! She was so nice and sweet. She's a little tight lipped about the 7th book though.

childminerva Deputy Headmistress Posts: 1,488	OMG! OMG! I MET JK ROWLING!!!!!! Dec 27, 2006 19:01:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by childminerva on Dec 27, 2006 19:01:24 GMT -5 hahaha! I would imagine so...
	"There's always a double meaning with you." "This is true. For I am clever and can find sexual entendre in chicken soup!" -All Kidding Aside

EloquentPhoenix Professor of Transfiguration Posts: 1,197	OMG! OMG! I MET JK ROWLING!!!!!! Dec 27, 2006 19:02:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by EloquentPhoenix on Dec 27, 2006 19:02:17 GMT -5 Understandably I suppose. What did you ask her and what did she say? Hell, you could tell us every detail and I for one would read each and every word. Did you ask her anything about ADMM?

StormAngel Professor of Transfiguration Posts: 1,329	OMG! OMG! I MET JK ROWLING!!!!!! Dec 27, 2006 19:03:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by StormAngel on Dec 27, 2006 19:03:24 GMT -5 lol!! sigh... I've never met any authors..

childminerva Deputy Headmistress Posts: 1,488	OMG! OMG! I MET JK ROWLING!!!!!! Dec 27, 2006 19:04:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by childminerva on Dec 27, 2006 19:04:45 GMT -5 I agree with Eloquent...may we have a transcript? I've met a few authors, I doubt any you might have heard of.
	"There's always a double meaning with you." "This is true. For I am clever and can find sexual entendre in chicken soup!" -All Kidding Aside

fantasyofdoom
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OMG! OMG! I MET JK ROWLING!!!!!! Dec 27, 2006 20:03:41 GMT -5

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Post by fantasyofdoom on Dec 27, 2006 20:03:41 GMT -5

Alright, This is our little chat after my boss had to go into the kitchens to fix the crisis.

Me: I really admire your work

JKR: Aww. Thats sweet of you. What's your name?

ME: Lily.

JKR: Oh. Thats nice. Thats the name of the Harry's mother.

ME: (grinning madly) Yeah I know.

JKR: of course. how silly of me. thats the problem with having a succesfull book. It's so difficult to talk about your books since so many people already know about them. Please, do sit down.

*I sit down*

ME: Would it be rude to ask you about the 7th book?

*JKR laughs*

JKR: Not at all dear. Though You have to understand that I can't tell you everything. It wouldn't be much fun if I did.

*I start to find it difficult to breathe*

ME: Were Professor Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall a couple?

JKR: oh dear, another shipper. You've read all the books and watched all the movies, correct?

*I nod*

JKR: There's a reason I didn't stop the way Maggie Smith, Richard Harris, and Michael Gambon interact with each other. Your a smart girl. Figure it out. Or at least look at the various ways everyone grieved when Dumbledore died.

* The boss returns from the kitchen*

Boss: LILITH LAVIGNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EloquentPhoenix Professor of Transfiguration Posts: 1,197	OMG! OMG! I MET JK ROWLING!!!!!! Dec 27, 2006 20:10:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by EloquentPhoenix on Dec 27, 2006 20:10:58 GMT -5 Almost screams Oh. My. God. She said... that?! Hyperventalates and falls off chair

McGonagallsGirl Deputy Headmistress Safety does not come first. Goodness, Truth, and Beauty come first. Posts: 634	OMG! OMG! I MET JK ROWLING!!!!!! Dec 27, 2006 20:13:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by McGonagallsGirl on Dec 27, 2006 20:13:37 GMT -5 jaw on the ground .... ... .. .... .................... .......... I........... .............. .........I, um...........
	'My dears! Which of you left his seat first? Which?' 'Dunno,' said Ron, looking uneasily at Harry. 'I doubt it will make much difference,' said Professor McGonagall coldly, 'unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the Entrance Hall.'

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