Post by rubyanjel on May 4, 2010 10:51:12 GMT -5
This is just a random fanfiction on how I feel just now that I became a shipper of SSRH! (And hopefully it sets sail once more!) I just hated how Jo talked so little about Hooch and now that I'm a SSRH shipper, I'm frustrated with Snapie's love for Lily. I'm like: "Oh, Snape! Get over her! She's dead. Her blood is Potters blood too, you know. You may kiss and make up with him someday. By the way, your movie version's much better paired up with Hooch's movie counterpart. You're three years older than her, you know…" Haha. That's me, talking to Alan Rickman's Snape… And really, Alan Rickman's 3 years older than Zoe Wanamaker. What's ironic is that Snape's just 30+ while Hooch (as 'wiki' would claim) is more than a hundred years old. Gah. That's life.
Soon in the story, Albus and Minerva would be involved too... Because, she sunk our ships!!!!! Bwahahaha!
I don't have anything against Miss Rowling. This is just a random story and I hope nobody would take this really seriously.
Disclaimer: Nope, my initials don't have the letters J, K, or R in it. Oh how I wish I own Snape and Hooch… and the other characters as well.
We're gonna get yah, Jo.
Chapter 1: SSRH sails!
In the Great Hall, a very cute little owl landed just an inch away from Professor Snape's waffles.
"What do you want?" Snape pursed his lips as he looked at the owl. The owl seemed to be intimidated with the potions master so it fainted.
"Now Sevvie, look at what you've done. You've scared a poor little creature." Madam Hooch, who was sitting beside Snape leaned a little closer and took the little bird gently. "Oh, what do we have here?" She saw a piece of parchment attached to its leg. "Snape, look. Fan mail."
"Get that thing away from me, Rolanda."
"Really Sev, you're not really different from that Scrooge guy. And don't get snappy with me; you know where you'll end up at bedtime."
"The bird—not much trouble. It's the fan mails I want you to get rid off. I'm really tired of getting those letters from lovesick teenagers who keep on telling me that I should be paired with the Malfoys, Granger, Lovegood and" he sneered his worst, with a bit of shuddering, " Potter." He took a sip of his pumpkin-orange surprise.
"Spoilsport." She took the parchment and noticed that it was for her.
"What's that you're reading, Rolanda?" Minerva tried to peek at the parchment she was looking at.
"Hmmm… That's interesting. This is the first fan mail I've got, ever."
She read the note loud enough to be heard by the teachers beside her.
Dear Madam Hooch,
Greetings! My name is Anjelica and I'm such a big fan yours!
In behalf of all your fans, I personally thank you for being yourself and all the inspiration you gave us; your personality is the best combination of strength, patience, responsibility, kindness and a bunch of other stuff that are nice.
I bet that all of those in the wizarding world are aware of the fans they've earned in the Muggle world. But I bet that you guys agree with some of us fans that were disappointed with what a certain Author said about the things that happened with you guys.
We had this idea that this author, named Jo Rowling, who made your story famous here in the muggle world was telling us a bunch of lopsided facts. In case that you don't have any idea of what I'm talking about, I'm happy to visit there in Hogwarts and explain to you everything.
♥Anjelica
"Aww. Isn't that sweet?" Rolanda stood from her seat and headed towards the exit.
"Where do you think you're going?" Snape was about to take the last bite of his waffle.
"I don't want my biggest fan getting lost on her way here…"
"Say your prayers, Anjelica." Snape finished off his breakfast and went after his wife.
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Haha, Chapters. Yep, it's much better with chapters. Read and Review please. It'll encourage me to continue my stories.
Soon in the story, Albus and Minerva would be involved too... Because, she sunk our ships!!!!! Bwahahaha!
I don't have anything against Miss Rowling. This is just a random story and I hope nobody would take this really seriously.
Disclaimer: Nope, my initials don't have the letters J, K, or R in it. Oh how I wish I own Snape and Hooch… and the other characters as well.
We're gonna get yah, Jo.
Chapter 1: SSRH sails!
In the Great Hall, a very cute little owl landed just an inch away from Professor Snape's waffles.
"What do you want?" Snape pursed his lips as he looked at the owl. The owl seemed to be intimidated with the potions master so it fainted.
"Now Sevvie, look at what you've done. You've scared a poor little creature." Madam Hooch, who was sitting beside Snape leaned a little closer and took the little bird gently. "Oh, what do we have here?" She saw a piece of parchment attached to its leg. "Snape, look. Fan mail."
"Get that thing away from me, Rolanda."
"Really Sev, you're not really different from that Scrooge guy. And don't get snappy with me; you know where you'll end up at bedtime."
"The bird—not much trouble. It's the fan mails I want you to get rid off. I'm really tired of getting those letters from lovesick teenagers who keep on telling me that I should be paired with the Malfoys, Granger, Lovegood and" he sneered his worst, with a bit of shuddering, " Potter." He took a sip of his pumpkin-orange surprise.
"Spoilsport." She took the parchment and noticed that it was for her.
"What's that you're reading, Rolanda?" Minerva tried to peek at the parchment she was looking at.
"Hmmm… That's interesting. This is the first fan mail I've got, ever."
She read the note loud enough to be heard by the teachers beside her.
Dear Madam Hooch,
Greetings! My name is Anjelica and I'm such a big fan yours!
In behalf of all your fans, I personally thank you for being yourself and all the inspiration you gave us; your personality is the best combination of strength, patience, responsibility, kindness and a bunch of other stuff that are nice.I bet that all of those in the wizarding world are aware of the fans they've earned in the Muggle world. But I bet that you guys agree with some of us fans that were disappointed with what a certain Author said about the things that happened with you guys.
We had this idea that this author, named Jo Rowling, who made your story famous here in the muggle world was telling us a bunch of lopsided facts. In case that you don't have any idea of what I'm talking about, I'm happy to visit there in Hogwarts and explain to you everything.
♥Anjelica
"Aww. Isn't that sweet?" Rolanda stood from her seat and headed towards the exit.
"Where do you think you're going?" Snape was about to take the last bite of his waffle.
"I don't want my biggest fan getting lost on her way here…"
"Say your prayers, Anjelica." Snape finished off his breakfast and went after his wife.
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Haha, Chapters. Yep, it's much better with chapters. Read and Review please. It'll encourage me to continue my stories.
