Post by snowcat on Nov 12, 2005 11:44:39 GMT -5
In replaceable
A well-known tabby cat walked gracefully towards the Headmasters office
Minerva transformed in front of the gargoyle, muttered the Password (raspberry jam), and knocked three times on the door.
- Enter said Albus gently.
Minerva walked inside his office and stared straight in the ex Ministers eyes.
Fudge she said stiffly and looked at him with her famous glare.
- I’m afraid that we have a meeting, my dear-
- I was going to ask you to beg her to come actually Fudge said quietly.
- You see you are both unmarried and that worries me he said matter of factly.
The simply stared at him without expressions, waiting for more.
What worries you about that Cornelius? Asked Dumbledore politely.
Well, he said nervously twisting his bowler hat there are rumors and you have been working together so long that we suspect a relationship
. – We are best friends, colleagues, heads of Hogwarts and THAT is what worries you when You Know You is back!!
- Minerva, the fact that Albus here called you my dear all the time…
- What is wrong with that? Albus said with a hint of angriness in his voice.
- Suspects us of a relationship Cornelius said furiously over that interruption.
Minerva rolled her eyes.
- Minerva is, Cornelius a wonderful teacher, a brilliant deputy and I intend to have her in my staff for a very long time.
She is irreplaceable really.
- In addition, the words you use to describe her make me even surer that she has to go.
- WHAT??!!!! Both Albus and Minerva yelled at the same time, shocked.
- I am NOT leaving Hogwarts, Fudge. I love Hogwarts!
- And Albus I presume? He said slyly and took a sip of the wine in his hand
- Of course. Minerva said matter-of –factly.
- Fudge spat the wine out and it went all over Albus’s carpet.
- Wha-ah come to court at 10 o’ clock in the tomorrow his voice was shaking with triumph.
He walked away like he had just won a 1000 galleons.
When the door closed Albus looked at her lovingly.
You love me? He said so softly that she did not know what to do.
Minerva bent forwards and kissed him gently on the lips. His beard tickled her just as
She imagined it to do. When they separated, she gave out a small shy purr.
I’ll take that as a yes.
She smiled, and looked in his light blue eyes,
-Albus?
-Yes my love?
Why do you call me your dear?
- because you are my dearest, most beloved Tabby.
She kissed him much more passionate than the last. After that they were both breathless.
-I love you Minerva, always have always will.
-I love you too my beloved Bumblebee.
He gave out a chuckle
-You know that we are in trouble.
-Yes, we have to find a proper broom closet. Minerva said happily.
-Albus let them attack us, we will bite back. The only thing that we have to do is to think up a plan,
A good one that is.
-Ah, but we better separate, I might fall to the urge to kiss you.
- Like spoken from my mouth.
The first thing Albus saw in the morning was a tabby cat sitting on his bed, cleaning its paws.
- Good morning my dearest Minerva.
She meowed and rubbed her head agents his cheek, purring.
- we have only 4 hours left, Tabby.
She transformed and said seriously – If everything else fails, I’ll scratch them.
Have you got a plan, Albus?
- Yes, love I have a plan.
Three hours and 50 minutes later.
They sat quite comfortably in soft armchairs side by side in a jury room, the biggest one.
This was considered such and event that the whole Ministry was watching. Tonks, Kingsley and Arthur were there looking quite worried.
- Here we go. Minerva said.
Amelia Bones looked seriously at them.
You are Albus Persival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall of Hogwarts?
- Yes they said at the same time.
- Amelia, what do you think of this case? Albus asked politely.
- I think that it is ridiculous, If you have a affair it is none of our business, who are with me?
A lot of hands appered.
- NONSENSE!!!! Yelled Fudge in rage. Hogwarts is the heart of the wisarding world, the heart of the school is the headmaster.
It is our business to know who owns the heart of the heart of the wisarding world. Besides that they can be arrested for sexual harassment!!! Ask Amelia!
- She sighed, have you had sexual X * help*
- We kiss and hug, Minerva said.
- Bones looked at fudge with a look that said face.
- Why?
- Albus raised hid eyebrow a bit and said:
Normally at birthdays, congratulations and goodnight.
- Fudge who was clearly realizing that this was failing and said loundly:
Dolores told me there were attempts.
Both Albus and Minerva rolled their eyes.
- What did you do after I left? Umbridge said frustrated.
- - Discussed broom closets Albus said smiling.
- Albus?
- Yes my dear?
- STOP THAT!! Umbridge yelled suddenly with a diskusted look on her face, my dear this my dear that!!!
- Cornelius ignored her and said slyly: You said that you loved him yesterday Minerva.
- - Minister he is my best friend of course I love him!
You will be separated. McGonagall will be taken away and you two will never see or hear from each other again.
You may say good-bye. Fudge said quietly.
A loud blast of was heard it seemed as every single ministry officer had yelled in anger, horror and disgust as
Was indeed what had happened.
- What will happen to Hogwarts?! You senseless worms! This is riddiculus, they did nothing wrong! And other similar shouts.
- SILENCE!!! Yelled Bones.
- You two may leave, we apologize for our behavior.
When Minerva and Albus were out of the courtroom and walking side by side holding hands Minerva asked:
What was that plan? Albus, love?
- Simply that you are inreplacable, my lady.
The End
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I dearly hope you like it, I have not posted many stories, so please be kind.
Lise xx
A well-known tabby cat walked gracefully towards the Headmasters office
Minerva transformed in front of the gargoyle, muttered the Password (raspberry jam), and knocked three times on the door.
- Enter said Albus gently.
Minerva walked inside his office and stared straight in the ex Ministers eyes.
Fudge she said stiffly and looked at him with her famous glare.
- I’m afraid that we have a meeting, my dear-
- I was going to ask you to beg her to come actually Fudge said quietly.
- You see you are both unmarried and that worries me he said matter of factly.
The simply stared at him without expressions, waiting for more.
What worries you about that Cornelius? Asked Dumbledore politely.
Well, he said nervously twisting his bowler hat there are rumors and you have been working together so long that we suspect a relationship
. – We are best friends, colleagues, heads of Hogwarts and THAT is what worries you when You Know You is back!!
- Minerva, the fact that Albus here called you my dear all the time…
- What is wrong with that? Albus said with a hint of angriness in his voice.
- Suspects us of a relationship Cornelius said furiously over that interruption.
Minerva rolled her eyes.
- Minerva is, Cornelius a wonderful teacher, a brilliant deputy and I intend to have her in my staff for a very long time.
She is irreplaceable really.
- In addition, the words you use to describe her make me even surer that she has to go.
- WHAT??!!!! Both Albus and Minerva yelled at the same time, shocked.
- I am NOT leaving Hogwarts, Fudge. I love Hogwarts!
- And Albus I presume? He said slyly and took a sip of the wine in his hand
- Of course. Minerva said matter-of –factly.
- Fudge spat the wine out and it went all over Albus’s carpet.
- Wha-ah come to court at 10 o’ clock in the tomorrow his voice was shaking with triumph.
He walked away like he had just won a 1000 galleons.
When the door closed Albus looked at her lovingly.
You love me? He said so softly that she did not know what to do.
Minerva bent forwards and kissed him gently on the lips. His beard tickled her just as
She imagined it to do. When they separated, she gave out a small shy purr.
I’ll take that as a yes.
She smiled, and looked in his light blue eyes,
-Albus?
-Yes my love?
Why do you call me your dear?
- because you are my dearest, most beloved Tabby.
She kissed him much more passionate than the last. After that they were both breathless.
-I love you Minerva, always have always will.
-I love you too my beloved Bumblebee.
He gave out a chuckle
-You know that we are in trouble.
-Yes, we have to find a proper broom closet. Minerva said happily.
-Albus let them attack us, we will bite back. The only thing that we have to do is to think up a plan,
A good one that is.
-Ah, but we better separate, I might fall to the urge to kiss you.
- Like spoken from my mouth.
The first thing Albus saw in the morning was a tabby cat sitting on his bed, cleaning its paws.
- Good morning my dearest Minerva.
She meowed and rubbed her head agents his cheek, purring.
- we have only 4 hours left, Tabby.
She transformed and said seriously – If everything else fails, I’ll scratch them.
Have you got a plan, Albus?
- Yes, love I have a plan.
Three hours and 50 minutes later.
They sat quite comfortably in soft armchairs side by side in a jury room, the biggest one.
This was considered such and event that the whole Ministry was watching. Tonks, Kingsley and Arthur were there looking quite worried.
- Here we go. Minerva said.
Amelia Bones looked seriously at them.
You are Albus Persival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall of Hogwarts?
- Yes they said at the same time.
- Amelia, what do you think of this case? Albus asked politely.
- I think that it is ridiculous, If you have a affair it is none of our business, who are with me?
A lot of hands appered.
- NONSENSE!!!! Yelled Fudge in rage. Hogwarts is the heart of the wisarding world, the heart of the school is the headmaster.
It is our business to know who owns the heart of the heart of the wisarding world. Besides that they can be arrested for sexual harassment!!! Ask Amelia!
- She sighed, have you had sexual X * help*
- We kiss and hug, Minerva said.
- Bones looked at fudge with a look that said face.
- Why?
- Albus raised hid eyebrow a bit and said:
Normally at birthdays, congratulations and goodnight.
- Fudge who was clearly realizing that this was failing and said loundly:
Dolores told me there were attempts.
Both Albus and Minerva rolled their eyes.
- What did you do after I left? Umbridge said frustrated.
- - Discussed broom closets Albus said smiling.
- Albus?
- Yes my dear?
- STOP THAT!! Umbridge yelled suddenly with a diskusted look on her face, my dear this my dear that!!!
- Cornelius ignored her and said slyly: You said that you loved him yesterday Minerva.
- - Minister he is my best friend of course I love him!
You will be separated. McGonagall will be taken away and you two will never see or hear from each other again.
You may say good-bye. Fudge said quietly.
A loud blast of was heard it seemed as every single ministry officer had yelled in anger, horror and disgust as
Was indeed what had happened.
- What will happen to Hogwarts?! You senseless worms! This is riddiculus, they did nothing wrong! And other similar shouts.
- SILENCE!!! Yelled Bones.
- You two may leave, we apologize for our behavior.
When Minerva and Albus were out of the courtroom and walking side by side holding hands Minerva asked:
What was that plan? Albus, love?
- Simply that you are inreplacable, my lady.
The End
-
I dearly hope you like it, I have not posted many stories, so please be kind.
Lise xx
Great fic! 
