Joke Day

[littlemorgsi]

Go Fawkes! Now run, or you'll end up roasted phoenix.

[beMMADfabulous]

That darn Fawkes! *pets bird* Poor Min. She's too drowsy to realize exactly what's happened. I can't wait to see what will happen when she does. Great update!!

[nemi]

Fawkes rocks! I love the way you portray him, he really adds originality to the story. I love the way you describe the scenes as well, it really makes me smile. Update soon

[Tabby67]

*gives Fawkes a humongus sherbet lemon* WOOHOO! That's lovely stuff. It really is. Fawkes and the claw thing....made me wince. I've sat on a tack before. That hurts.

Snape dping the undressing. Tha must've been downright horrific for him. Update soon!

~Branda

[Jessabelle]

Good post. You really must update more frequently!
- Jess

[blackmagic]

Another update for you. Not having a summer job has its perks. Enjoy.

"Minerva! Minerva! Are you alright? It's 11:30. You've missed breakfast and I come to take you to lunch so...." Rolanda Hooch could not believe the sight that met her eyes as she stood in the doorway of Minerva's bedroom - the headmaster and his deputy sleeping soundly in each other's arms. Silently she crept from the room and left Minerva's chambers. Inside the bedroom Albus began to wake.

His eyes slowly opened. He was laying on his side in a strange bedroom and someone, presumably the room's owner was laying beside him. He pulled her close when he recognized the familiar Bvlgari perfume he had purchased for a certain witch on her latest birthday. "Minerva," he said quietly to himself. His hands slid over Minerva's back and he woke up completely when he let his hands travel to her bottom and she wiggled against him. During the night his hands had found their way under her dressing gown leaving only her undergarments between them and her and only in strategic places. He smiled and consciously let his hands pass over the soft, black satin covering her bottom once again. "No," she murmured and cuddled closer. Albus knew he would have to wake her or else run the risk of a certain part of his anatomy doing it for him. They needed to talk. They should've talked last evening, or at the very least before something like this happened.

She was so fragile when it came to this sort of thing. She'd been heartbroken before. She had never made being in a relationship a habit, but when she did become involved with someone she gave them her heart with reservation. He had held her as she cried over both of her broken engagements and the handful of breakups she'd had. He had always been there to comfort her and now what would happen if she needed someone. What would he do if he was the one who had broken her heart again. Who would she go to? How would this affect their friendship?

As he dwelled on these thoughts his hands moved back up to her back as he held her close. She tightened her arms around him and sighed contently. He wondered if, perhaps, their friendship could survive this. After a few minutes of comfort, he gently pulled back and kissed her forehead. "Minerva my love, wake up. I need to talk to you. Wake up, dearest."

She muttered something which resembled a protest and pressed herself against him. He tried every form of gentle coaxing he knew without success. She was a sound sleeper to begin with and Albus felt very strongly that they had been drugged - a fact which he found deeply upsetting to say the least and had rendered Minerva nearly unconscious. She was a rather small woman and a drug this powerful really would have hit her hard. He determined a slightly more forceful approach was in order. He reached between them and cupped her right breast. She moaned ever so softly and squirmed, but the one who was really affected was Albus.

This had to stop now or he was not going to be able to control his body. "I'm sorry, my dear, but you truly give me no choice," He whispered into her ear. He reached behind her and touched her bottom more firmly than before, prayed to every deity he could think of that she wouldn't hex him, and pinched her just hard enough to wake her. He felt bad that she was once again awoken by a sharp pain in her bottom as she yelped and wiggled until she was fully awake. "Albus Dumbledore, what is the meaning of this?" Minerva demanded as she pushed her way out of his arms. She jumped to her feet and the room began to spin. Albus was at her side just in time to catch her and he held her firmly as she fought to be free from his grasp.

"Minerva, don't you remember last night?" Albus asked.

[nemi]

Ugh, no, evil cliffie! But I loved this, it made me even more eager to read more and it made me laugh so much! 'This had to stop now or he was not going to be able to control his body' and 'he had to wake her or run the risk of a certain part of his body doing it for him' - that was priceless. And the thought of them being drugged; go Fawkes! You write really well, this was excellently descriptive. I sense a *talk* coming on... post the next part as soon as possible, I can't wait to see what happens.

[tanja]

oh shit...this is brilliant ;D

[beMMADfabulous]

Well, then. ;D hehe I can't wait to see where this is going.

I deeply enjoy your writings, and I get excited when you update.

[Trulyamused]

Ho, Boy.

How's Albus going to explain this one?

Wonderful story.

I'm looking forward to reading more.

Truly

[AshleyMcGonagall]

YAY!! UPDATE!!! it is going really good..lol..
ASH

[kate]

I am so loving it!
I need another update!!! ;D

~ Kate ~

[mcgonagallrules]

I'm just realizing how bad I am about remembering to review! I love this story I have laughed and enjoyed every update. I love what you have done with Fawkes! (He gets a tin of ginger newts and sherbet lemons all to himself for this!)

[Tabby67]

OH NO! *Throws pillow at you* I really don't like that place where you stopped. Poor Min. Two pains in the ass in one morning. and Rolanda saw them alseep together! *Looks for something to throw at Ro* She's the last person who needs to see that. Update soon!

~Branda

[lemonygingersnaps]

THAT IS AN EVIL PLACE TO STOP! I love this - keep it up

[colleen777]

Please UPDATE!
It´s a very funny FF!
Keep on posting!
Anni

[gmshed]

I just found this fic and have raced through it. Now, I have to wait impatiently for an update! I love this fic, it is so funny! And that is an evil cliffie. What is Minerva going to think he means?

[blackstar]

Oh, I love your story. It is very funny and a bit sad. Men are sometimes so stupid *gg*

Hope to read more soon^^

blackstar

[lemonygingersnaps]

UPDATE PLEASE! :-)

[minniebumblebee]

Oh no oh no oooooh noooo.... why would you stop there? I just found this story, why haven't I read it before? It's perfect but please do update! ;D Minerva's bum must really hurt - ouch -

[Tabby67]

UPDATE!

I am dying over here in Louisiana. The weather's horrible, and I have nothing to cheer me up! Pwease?

~Branda~

[lemonygingersnaps]

We are pretty pitiful here begging!

[minniebumblebee]

For the love of-!!
Daisuke: Riku!
I was just going to say PLEASE UPDATE!! pretty please?
Making puppy eyes,
Riku

[zyx]

XD
Update?

[Tabby67]

*cries* Pleeeeaaasse, UPDATE!

UPDATE

Pwease?

[colleen777]

I´ve to join the others! Update!!!!
Please!

[mcgonagallrules]

This needed moving back up to the top of the board for obvious reasons...

It needs a next chapter!! Please???

[childminerva]

AHHHHHHHH!!!! I just caught up on this fabulous story and now I need an update!
This is an amazing story-very funny with just the right amount of sexual tension, romantic moments and all those things but my favorite part was when Severus makes fun of her tear then protects her from the students. Also, her dances with Ron and Neville were funny too.

Okay-I've flattered your writing long enough, post more!!!
(You really should-as a thank you to me...I just started your fifth page!)

[blackmagic]

We are gathered here to mourn the lose of a dear friend... my hard drive. May it rest in peace. My fics seem to have lowered in quality since due to my lack of notes so bare with me.

Minerva had to wonder just how much of the night before she actually remembered clearly. "All I remember is waking up to a sharp pain in my bottom and you in my room. You fell on top of me. Fawkes yelled at us. Then we rolled over and went to sleep together." She had left out the declarations of love because she was not completely sure she wasn't dreaming. "Is that all? There's nothing else?" Albus asked. It was now his turn to feel hurt and awkward. "I think so," Minerva answered "Did i miss anything?" Albus straightened up. He would not let Minerva see he was hurt. "No, Professor McGonagall. I'll be leaving now and I am sorry for inconveniencing you last evening. Rest assured it will never happen again." And then he left. Minerva crawled back into bed, wrapped herself in Albus' outer robe, and cried harder than she had in quite a number of years.

Albus arrived in office with the loud bang of a slamming door. "You! Bird! I have a few things to say to you!" He listed every grievance he had with the angry phoenix and the bird squawked and fussed in protest. This argument went on and on until the portraits could stand it no longer. "Albus! Fawkes! For Merlin's sake will you please end this! Armando bellowed. The two immediately fell silent. "Think about your actions, both of you," the former headmaster continued "Fawkes, you set this in motion, made the Deputy Headmistress more than uncomfortable on several occasions, and could have harmed them both with that sleeping potion. Albus, you toyed with that woman's heart. You spent all of yesterday chasing after her like a fool, spent the night with her, and then stormed out of her chambers after barely a word. Both of you need to think of how she may be feeling now. Albus, after treating her the way you have yesterday and this morning, I'm not so sure you deserve her." The portrait fell silent and Albus knew he just needed to think about things. "I'm going to take a nap," he said and went to his bedchamber.

Minerva's sobs had subsided, but she was still heartbroken. Still she had to give her latest plan a try. She went to her closet and looked for her best robes. She pulled out a set and studied them. They were the silver gray ones Severus had made fun of a year or so before. "Well," she mused "if my bottom looks enormous it won't matter. He's going to reject me anyway." After wiggling into robes she hadn't remembered being so snug she started on her hair and makeup. A half hour later she stood in front of the gargoyle which lead to his chambers. She took a deep breath and gave the password, then rode the staircase to the top. She crept through his office and through the door to his private study. She kept going and found him in bed. Without a second thought, she climbed in beside him and snuggled in as close as possible.

Albus woke to the feeling of something soft and warm pressing against him. He opened his eyes and could not believe what he saw. There was a sleeping Minerva McGonagall lying half on top of him it what was quite possibly the most beautiful robes he'd ever seen. He let his hands wander over the back of her, but just as one came to rest on her bottom she was startled awake. "Oh no you don't!" she said "I remember what you did to me this morning. I do not enjoy being woken up like that." He smiled. "I also remember something else. You told me you loved me. I came here to ask if that's true." Minerva's question made Albus' heart soar. "My dear, I don't believe I have ever loved anything or anyone more," he answered with a glowing smile. "Albus, do you have anything important to do today?" Minerva asked as a mischievous twinkle appeared in her eyes. "Not particularly. Why?" Albus asked. "Because I see no reason to get out of this bed," Minerva answered. "Nor do I, my love," Albus replied, "Nor do I."

[childminerva]

"You! Bird!"
Nice update. I like the image of Albus and Fawkes arguing.